Lauren Boobert - Tits and a Gun

[Whitewater Horn 968]

I seriously doubt that scene went down anything like how she tells it. That looks like a weak ass attempt at bigot stand up comedy. It’s still sickening to hear people applaud shit like that. 

[Underdog 28773]

That pointy chin of hers could open up an oil can.

[Jive Turkey 12642]

Omar says it’s a lie. Never happened. Not surprised in the least. These clowns are only tough in their dreams. 

 

[mchookem 16381]

she's so stupid she doesn't know how to stop an elevator door from closing.

[Queen Bitch 1692]

Looks like someone got sent to the principal's office

 

Edited November 26, 2021 by Queen Bitch

[Longhorn_Fan68 33899]

21 minutes ago, Queen Bitch said:

Looks like someone got sent to the principal's office

 

um, bitch, you brought on this distraction. no fucking accountability

Edited November 26, 2021 by Longhorn_Fan68

[Bama Chick 28596]

Oh my god, I would pay good money to slap her in the face and cuss her out.

Horrid ditchpig.

[DigglerontheHoof 21230]

1 minute ago, Bama Chick said:

Oh my god, I would pay good money to slap her in the face and cuss her out.

Horrid ditchpig.

I'd pay better money to watch. 

[bluto 4942]

Wish Omar would just drop a direct “fuck you” response.

[Covri 6253]

Why is she up there like a bad comedian on open mic night? Isn’t she a congressperson? Have some self respect ffs.  Even the audience groans at this one.
 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

Character matters. It's not my only issue when I step into the voting booth, but it is the prequalifier for my vote.

Babs here would not make the cut if I were in her district.

[atomheartbevo 89789]

1 hour ago, bluto said:

Wish Omar would just drop a direct “fuck you” response.

Or just a "guys, go easy on her, look we should congratulate her for getting her GED last year.  It's a huge moment for a 33 year-old when they finally get their high school diploma equivalent!"*

*I'm not making fun of most people getting a GED, just her.

[Neonmoon 38130]

Omar’s response should be short and legally appropriate 

“The United States does not negotiate with terrorists” 

[Bama Chick 28596]

Seriously want to just beat her ass.

[Biff Tannen 45731]

Does seem she has stepped up her game on MTG lately. Both trying to be the worst. 

[Underdog 28773]

Gofundme wouldn’t let me start an account under Pat Mabone for BC to beat Boobert’s ass. 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33899]

 

[Beau Vine 54422]

She has a room temperature IQ, and that room is in Gunnison in February with the windows wide open.

Edited November 29, 2021 by Beau Vine

[Willfully Horn 8049]

Stonekettle’s take. He had predicted they would find a way to blame Omar.

 

 

[Biff Tannen 45731]

Yep.  This is what they do.  They don't think it is actually wrong and they have no intention of apologizing.  Instead, turn it on the person who was wronged.  It's gaslighting 101.

[TwiceHorn 31534]

I was kind of struck funny by Omar's "I graciously accepted  . . ."

I guess that's a by-product of having someone else write things for you.

[RDCanecutter 26468]

On 11/26/2021 at 11:18 AM, Jive Turkey said:

Omar says it’s a lie. Never happened. Not surprised in the least. These clowns are only tough in their dreams. 

 

Let's give a shout out to that little Mexican stool forced to share the stage with her. Just yesterday, in Mexican stool years, it was a fixture in a corner of a collective inside a former colonial mansion occupied by radical anarchists from the UNAM, it had dust from the Conquistadors underneath and Patty Hearst wannabees plopped on top. Its wood and leather inhaled more pot smoke than Cheech Marin. And now it sits here in generic MAGAland. How? Did the Collective need to pay off a cop one long winter in 68, and gave him the stool to take to the Thieves' Market? Where a Gringo Art History Professor with only a BA but already tenured chucked it into his camper van? And now all the people it loved are in nursing homes, and it's here? 

I can hear its cries for help.

[Dr. Teeth 5845]

On 11/27/2021 at 12:58 PM, Biff Tannen said:

Does seem she has stepped up her game on MTG lately. Both trying to be the worst. 

She’s a grifter. She wants to fundraise off everything she says. She gets a lot of outside money and that only keeps coming the worse she gets. They all took good notes from the Donald and stupid people keep picking up the tab. 

[bluto 4942]

Wish Omar would just drop a direct “fuck you” response.

Esto (self-quote)

[Satchel 6949]

Here’s her rap sheet. Good girl: https://www.laurensrapsheet.com

[SKJ 1311]

Stuckenschneider?

 

[GhostOfTomJoad 9351]

CNN is now showing a video of Boebert at a fundraiser back in September telling the exact same bullshit story, with a slightly less refined delivery on the "at least she doesn't have a backpack" line.

So she's been using this shtick for at least a couple months.

[Guest Lobo]

Good lord, how sad is your life that your September self is paying $500 to hear Boebert try out new material so your November self can watch it on TV for free?  
 

[Red Five 40890]

I love a good "I'm sorry if the terrible thing I said offended you" apology.

[BHMCruiser 1816]

18 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

I love when people describe their own behavior as "gracious." Is she using one of Trump's old media people?

[Macanudo 13011]

13 hours ago, Satchel said:

Here’s her rap sheet. Good girl: https://www.laurensrapsheet.com

Is that one from 2011 when she was giving birth in her pickup.

[Guest Lobo]

Reckless driving doesn’t become felonious driving until the baby’s head is crowning. 

[Sbbruin 21879]

42 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

CNN is now showing a video of Boebert at a fundraiser back in September telling the exact same bullshit story, with a slightly less refined delivery on the "at least she doesn't have a backpack" line.

So she's been using this shtick for at least a couple months.

She is the ultimate attention horse.  People responded, so she doubled down.  It's like a comedian with a good bit that drives it into the ground because they have no other material.

[Guest Lobo]

Just now, Sbbruin said:

She is the ultimate attention horse.  People responded, so she doubled down.  It's like a comedian with a good bit that drives it into the ground because they have no other material.

I mean what’s the deal with this Jihad Squad?  Am I right people?  I mean c’mon!  Oman Omar’s getting onto my elevator with a backpack like it’s the first day of school.  And I’m trying to hit the close door button like it’s the buzzer on jeopardy.  

[Sbbruin 21879]

Just now, Lobo said:

I mean what’s the deal with this Jihad Squad?  Am I right people?  I mean c’mon!  Oman Omar’s getting onto my elevator with a backpack like it’s the first day of school.  And I’m trying to hit the close door button like it’s the buzzer on jeopardy.  

[plimon 190]

CNN is now showing a video of Boebert at a fundraiser back in September telling the exact same bullshit story, with a slightly less refined delivery on the "at least she doesn't have a backpack" line.

So she's been using this shtick for at least a couple months.

Here it is.

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[tx 3 putt 77402]

 

 

[pyrohornIII 4820]

 

[tx 3 putt 77402]

Ignoring them would eat them up alive 

[ROFL BOX 6649]

18 minutes ago, pyrohornIII said:

 

"We" are hoping that by bringing this nonsense to light that the younger voters who are more open to the idea of a "normal" society will be turned off by the jackassery & will be more apt to vote for reasonable / non-loony candidates.

*hoping

Also, ignoring the cockroaches won't make them go away.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33899]

10 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Ignoring them would eat them up alive 

maybe, but if they keep being allowed to spew their bullshit, people like the lovely gentleman who left Rep. Omar a voicemail will act and shit will get really real

[tx 3 putt 77402]

10 hours ago, pyrohornIII said:

 

DNC needs to bring him back as a consultant, asap 

Edited December 1, 2021 by tx 3 putt

[Underdog 28773]

They’ll just claim the call to Omar is a fake. 

[Covri 6253]

6 minutes ago, Underdog said:

They’ll just claim the call to Omar is a fake. 

False flag is the preferred nomenclature 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33899]

7 minutes ago, Underdog said:

They’ll just claim the call to Omar is a fake. 

until they arrest the perp and make an example of him

[Satchel 6949]

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

DNC needs to bring him back as a consultant, asap 

Why? So he can put everybody through woke detox centers?

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

DNC needs to bring him back as a consultant, asap 

Carville needs to jump his coonass self in the deepest lake he can find. He hasn't had any good ideas this century.

[Pescado_Rojo 19428]

Just what the DNC needs. More white boomer consultants. 

[Sbbruin 21879]

11 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

"We" are hoping that by bringing this nonsense to light that the younger voters who are more open to the idea of a "normal" society will be turned off by the jackassery & will be more apt to vote for reasonable / non-loony candidates.

*hoping

Also, ignoring the cockroaches won't make them go away.

[Bama Chick 28596]

FUCK Carville.

And ignoring these idiotic culture wars is a losing strategy.  Ignoring them is conceding them.  Democrats have to fight and win them or we allow these idiots to control the narrative and win the “argument” by default.