Lauren Boobert - Tits and a Gun

[Mo Horn 8850]

 

[Bullneck 19179]

She's about to hit the wall.  OK from the nose up, but all that hate is burning up her mouth and chin.

[Gatorubet 30246]

 

Flying Monkey piss I’m assuming?

[RDCanecutter 26453]

23 hours ago, Mo Horn said:

 

Well she's partly right. Those were Jews on the elevator, but they were the Decoy Jews. The Real Jew Reconnaissance, as always, was using the distraction of the Decoy Jews-- with their obvious yarmulkes and beards, their Yiddish mumbling in constantly-questioning Seinfeld tones-- the Real Jew Recon were using that distraction to emerge, as always, from their Serpent-Man-era tunnels that exist beneath every major city, from whence they efficiently went about their business, speaking in clipped Midwestern tones, unmindful of whatever their mothers might think, and paying retail. Thus do they truly infiltrate and rule over us.

[Fudge Nuggets 19206]

On 1/12/2022 at 5:01 PM, TexasEd said:

Here's an idea, what if they put COVID vaccines in Ivermectin and then had clinics to inject the ivermectin into the anti-vax crowd?

Then not enough of them will die.

[Gatorubet 30246]

Well she's partly right. Those were Jews on the elevator, but they were the Decoy Jews. The Real Jew Reconnaissance, as always, was using the distraction of the Decoy Jews-- with their obvious yarmulkes and beards, their Yiddish mumbling in constantly-questioning Seinfeld tones-- the Real Jew Recon were using that distraction to emerge, as always, from their Serpent-Man-era tunnels that exist beneath every major city, from whence they efficiently went about their business, speaking in clipped Midwestern tones, unmindful of whatever their mothers might think, and paying retail. Thus do they truly infiltrate and rule over us.

The change to “Protocols of the Boomers of Zion” fooled millions.

[Beau Vine 54256]

 

 

Edited February 3, 2022 by Beau Vine

[Longhorn_Fan68 33874]

what a dumb cunt

[TexasEd 8067]

Is this the one that got deleted?  Did she get kicked off committees or was that MTG?  If so they only place she can grandstand is the floor because she does not have any other forum to speak on the record.  That's gotta hurt.

 

 

[Pato del Muerto 52529]

I’m too lazy to go find pictures or articles about various republicans not paying attention in congress or not showing up at all, but I know she is well aware of those actions and participated in some of them. 
 

the art of grandstanding for the cameras is practiced by many senators and congressfolk though. 

[Guest Lobo]

"...the Floor of the United States Representatives" ???

That's a new one.  I don't have that listed on my branches of Government nor Chambers of Congress.  Damn, she's good...

[jimmyjazz 45979]

It's like watching a chihuahua that thinks it's a pit bull.  She's so sure of her intelligence, and so happy to grandstand for her base.  She got the grandstanding part right.

Pelosi was probably laughing at her.

[TheStoicPaisano 9922]

 

[Guest Lobo]

That has to be photoshopped.  

If it really came with a Red Lobster Gift Card, may I suggest she start with the famous cheddar biscuits and a bowl of lobster gazpacho to show solidarity with police.

[elfenix 34322]

11 minutes ago, Lobo said:

That has to be photoshopped.  

If it really came with a Red Lobster Gift Card, may I suggest she start with the famous cheddar biscuits and a bowl of lobster gazpacho to show solidarity with police.

it's some bit this asshole was doing for his interview with her:

 

 

[jimmyjazz 45979]

How hard is it to spell "Boobert"?

[Michael Knight 12988]

 

[Guest]

On 1/22/2022 at 12:22 AM, Bullneck said:

She's about to hit the wall.  OK from the nose up, but all that hate is burning up her mouth and chin.

Dude no. She’s below average. I’ve never understood why she gets attention. She has no redeemable qualities. 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20442]

[Guest Lobo]

Thanks for the fucking nightmare fuel.  

My only concession is that I'm assuming somebody has already sent that to her Congressional office email address.  

[Underdog 28716]

Can I get that in a 6 X 10 laminate?  Asking for a friend. 

[Red Five 40862]

Yeah I've got a lot of mixed feelings going on right now. Difficult, but not impossible.

[Bullneck 19179]

 

 

 

[South Austin 52521]

I’m sure that tweet was the product of an hour long staff meeting.

[RDCanecutter 26453]

On 2/11/2022 at 7:36 PM, Porterhouse said:

Dude no. She’s below average. I’ve never understood why she gets attention. She has no redeemable qualities. 

It's a variation of Hot Chick in the Comic Book Shop. One of the ways a 3 becomes a 9.

[RDCanecutter 26453]

6 hours ago, Bullneck said:

 

 

 

Point of order: Teenaged girls texting with friends still have a future, as well as friends.

[Bullneck 19179]

On 2/11/2022 at 8:36 PM, Porterhouse said:

Dude no. She’s below average. I’ve never understood why she gets attention. She has no redeemable qualities. 

I’m sure that tweet was the product of an hour long staff meeting.

Live look in at that staff meeting:

 

Edited February 19, 2022 by Bullneck

[Beau Vine 54256]

1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

I’m sure that tweet was the product of an hour long staff meeting.

Live look in at that staff meeting:

 

Reminded me of this:

 

[hayden_horn 11362]

might be nsfw, depending if "shit" is a problem.

 

[Guest Lobo]

I don't know the man but he seems quite convincing.  

Also, I shouldn't have watched that video in a hotel lobby just now.  I thought he was just gonna say "shit" and I have headphones on.  But of course the Q guy spewed shit on the picnic table as people were walking by.  

[brakeman 28375]

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20442]

 

[Pancho 44860]

[Bullneck 19179]

 

 

[Bullneck 19179]

 

 

[DigglerontheHoof 21204]

[Underdog 28716]

Maybe she meant Prince Albert in a can. Yea 

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19119]

Prince John?  This is the only Prince John I know.

[Beau Vine 54256]

Is it possible that she's getting even stupider as time passes?

[Macanudo 12989]

4 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Is it possible that she's getting even stupider as time passes?

Well, her IQ isn't just magically going to get higher.   I'm guessing she ate A LOT of lead paint chips as a kid.

[Genco 3041]

6 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Is it possible that she's getting even stupider as time passes?

[jimmyjazz 45979]

7 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Is it possible that she's getting even stupider as time passes?

Is this like that old logic puzzle, but "if Lauren Boobert's IQ drops by 50% every week, how many weeks will it take for her to have an IQ of zero?"

[sidis 9832]

Just now, jimmyjazz said:

Is this like that old logic puzzle, but "if Lauren Boobert's IQ drops by 50% every week, how many weeks will it take for her to have an IQ of zero?"

accurate on multiple levels.

[SKJ 1311]

The correct answer is when she dies.

[Gil Bang 25975]

[Hookah Horns 3083]

lmao lieutenant corporal. He must have been in the Coast Force.

[Guest Lobo]

John Boebert, Lieutenant Corporal of the Space Force coast Guard.  Because who do you want patrolling the southern border of the moon from human sea trafficking? 

[Bama Chick 28596]

[TheStoicPaisano 9922]

Lisa Ann’s Palin >>> This attempt

[Horn Dog 9875]