Lauren Boobert - Tits and a Gun

[Bullneck 18,987]

5 hours ago, MoJames said:

Rick Perry with a burnt orange tie? 

As they would say in the old Pace Picante Sauce commercial, "Someone get a rope."

[Bullneck 18,987]

19 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

She had 38K miles reimbursed for $22k from her campaign. Hopefully this was it and not something terribly embarrassing that would wreck her and her pederast husband’s career

What's a "pederast," Stasseny?

[F250 28,681]

40 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Sorry y’all have standards so low you’d fuck a crazy illiterate insurrectionist ditchpig with a GED and gun fetish.

Are you not familiar with men? There have even been guys talk about the hotness of Richard Spencer and Cawthorn (NTTIAWWT) here.

 

 

[Pato del Muerto 52,342]

51 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Please point out where I mentioned voting.

Sorry y’all have standards so low you’d fuck a crazy illiterate insurrectionist ditchpig with a GED and gun fetish.

You’re welcome for the ongoing continuation of the species, m’lady. 
 

if we could only get it up for really attractive, really smart, really nice women then guess how many babies there would be. 

[StassneyHorn 6,538]

16 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

What's a "pederast," Stasseny?

 

[Biff Tannen 45,492]

1 hour ago, Ben Tobin said:

You kiddin? I’d fuck a snake if somebody would hold it’s head.  Hell, I’d fuck a woodpile looking for a snake. And I ain’t even from Alabama 

Lol, from the top rope!

[Biff Tannen 45,492]

1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

What's a "pederast," Stasseny?

Shut the fuck up Bullneck

[Slacks 6,791]

2 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Good god.

Men really will stick their dicks in anything.

And y’all claim bitches be crazy.

 

1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

Sorry y’all have standards so low you’d fuck a crazy illiterate insurrectionist ditchpig with a GED and gun fetish.

You left out "White". Don't worry, I know what you meant.

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20,342]

34 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

 

 

Do you even Big Lebowski? 

I don't think so.

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3 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Men really will stick their dicks in anything.

bitches be crazy.

 

[Bama Chick 28,596]

You kiddin? I’d fuck a snake if somebody would hold it’s head.  Hell, I’d fuck a woodpile looking for a snake. And I ain’t even from Alabama 

I don’t know if I’d admit my dick is small enough to fuck a snake……

[Bama Chick 28,596]

You’re welcome for the ongoing continuation of the species, m’lady. 
 
if we could only get it up for really attractive, really smart, really nice women then guess how many babies there would be. 

I don’t think procreating with the likes of Boebert bodes well for the continuation of our species.

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1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

I don’t think procreating with the likes of Boebert bodes well for the continuation of our species.

I think I see where the problem started, assuming that any of the guys in the previous posts would want sex solely for the purpose of procreating.

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3 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

I don’t think procreating with the likes of Boebert bodes well for the continuation of our species.

My vasectomy is still in tact.  Grudge fucking her could be…entertaining.

[Ben Tobin 374]

5 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

I don’t know if I’d admit my dick is small enough to fuck a snake……

 

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5 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

I don’t know if I’d admit my dick is small enough to fuck a snake……

 

5 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

I don’t think procreating with the likes of Boebert bodes well for the continuation of our species.

You might want to sit this one out.

[PsychMike 1,539]

She'll love getting pwned by Richard Marx. She'll have "Don't Mean Nothing" in her head for days.

 

 

[Ten Bears 2,479]

What you have to understand is that men will fuck someone they absolutely hate.   Women not so much.

[Chewbacca 7,729]

14 hours ago, Blotto said:

https://www.businessinsider.com/lauren-boebert-pnext-on-madison-cawthorn-foes-hit-list-2022-5

a boebert facefucking video would be better, but if you got the goods, spill it already.

I hope they wreck this bitch.  Done with her schtick.

[Genco 3,038]

16 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Men really will stick their dicks in anything.

To beat a dead horse even further, yes it’s true. Mine has been my consigliere for nearly all of the terrible decisions I’ve made as an adult. My #1 chief advisor has convinced me to go to areas where I could get shot for making eye contact with the wrong person. He’s reassured me about staying the night with a woman that had some strong Karen Hill vibes.

And he’s prevented me from blocking the number of a Q-nut who told me that by being vaccinated, I now had the mark of the beast. Absolute goddamn lunatic. She also gets back in town next weekend and we’re going to get together and probably discuss nanochips, bio labs, or whatever latest conspiracy she’s latched onto.

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3 hours ago, Genco said:

 

 

And he’s prevented me from blocking the number of a Q-nut who told me that by being vaccinated, I now had the mark of the beast. Absolute goddamn lunatic. She also gets back in town next weekend and we’re going to get together and probably discuss nanochips, bio labs, or whatever latest conspiracy she’s latched onto.

She sounds really hawt.  Where are the pics?

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11 hours ago, Ten Bears said:

What you have to understand is that men will fuck someone they absolutely hate.   Women not so much.

[Irwin F Fletcher 3,550]

What's a "pederast," Stasseny?

Somebody's bucking for a promotion. Probably that pederast Hanrahan

[Sbbruin 21,720]

12 hours ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

On 5/18/2022 at 8:15 PM, Bullneck said:

What's a "pederast," Stasseny?

Somebody's bucking for a promotion. Probably that pederast Hanrahan

Perfect avatar synergy.

God, I admire you.

Edited May 20, 2022 by Sbbruin

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On 5/19/2022 at 2:09 AM, Bama Chick said:

I don’t think procreating with the likes of Boebert bodes well for the continuation of our species.

Well, that's assuming that I don't pull out.  And even I'M not that stupid.

[Beau Vine 53,999]

28 minutes ago, Homesickhorn said:

Well, that's assuming that I don't pull out.  And even I'M not that stupid.

Yep.  I would nut all over her stupid glasses.

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6 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Yep.  I would nut all over her stupid glasses.

 

[Pancho 44,466]

[Chooky 13,302]

Ditchpig.

[Pato del Muerto 52,342]

Glad to know I can bop down to the local plane store and buy a plane real quick to use to kill people. 

[tigol 2,383]

I shouldn't have watched that shit.  I won't make that mistake again.

[Biff Tannen 45,492]

I knew how stupid this was going to be when I saw the thread bump and I’m still a bit surprised. 

[Bullneck 18,987]

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

 

Video 2: Did she say Barack Obama?  

Shit, girl, just throw Michael Hussein Jackson, Muhammed Hussein Ali, and Sammy Hussein Davis, Jr. in there, too.  

I don't think had anything to do with Uvalde or 9/11 but hey, who cares?  We secured the cockpit!

 

Video 1: Gun free zones are deadly.  Are there guns in the cockpit?

She's so amped up, barely able to pay necessary lip service about "mourning."  Now let's get to my gun talking points!

Edited May 27, 2022 by Bullneck

[tchookem 3,900]

I'm a middle school teacher. Every year I have about 2 or 3 students that are immature at a level that makes reasoning with them useless. I address their misbehavior, I try to explain what they're doing, and why it's a problem, but ultimately you get to a point where it's wasted time and wasted words. They don't get it because they don't want to get it, and it's best to assign the consequence and move on.

That's what I see here... except she's a grown woman... and a congresswoman.... that's on the same maturity level as the most immature 1% of 8th graders.

[Bullneck 18,987]

At least this one had a pointy chin that lined up with her nose.  Boobert's is 1/4 to the left.  I know perfect biaxial symmetry isn't natural but she's seriously out of alignment.

[Zepol87 9,171]

10 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Video 2: Did she say Barack Obama?  

Shit, girl, just throw Michael Hussein Jackson, Muhammed Hussein Ali, and Sammy Hussein Davis, Jr. in there, too.  

I don't they had anything to do with Uvalde or 9/11 but hey, who cares?  We secured the cockpit!

 

Video 1: Gun free zones are deadly.  Are there guns in the cockpit?

She's so amped up, barely able to pay necessary lip service about "mourning."  Now let's get to my gun talking points!

Gun free zones are the issue is what I have seen on social media nonstop. The president is protected with guns time to end gun free zones and protect our kids. These people aren't what I would call maga or GQP either. 

[Willfully Horn 7,913]

14 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

Gun free zones are the issue is what I have seen on social media nonstop. The president is protected with guns time to end gun free zones and protect our kids. . 

There are guns in schools, strapped to folks paid to be there. Not all schools, sure. A parent negligently fired a round from his concealed gun just today. Cops made excuses for him.

Let me help: stay off social media and find smarter friends.

 

14 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

These people aren't what I would call maga or GQP either. 

Lol

Edited May 27, 2022 by Willfully Horn

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1 hour ago, tchookem said:

I'm a middle school teacher. Every year I have about 2 or 3 students that are immature at a level that makes reasoning with them useless. I address their misbehavior, I try to explain what they're doing, and why it's a problem, but ultimately you get to a point where it's wasted time and wasted words. They don't get it because they don't want to get it, and it's best to assign the consequence and move on.

That's what I see here... except she's a grown woman... and a congresswoman.... that's on the same maturity level as the most immature 1% of 8th graders.

Apparently the GED does not test for emotional maturity.

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19,093]

8 hours ago, Pancho said:

I don’t wish dead kids on anyone, but I wonder how this cunt would react if one of her brood were killed in a school shooting….

I actually think that might be the only way some of these idiots would ever understand.

[Neonmoon 38,127]

20 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I don’t wish dead kids on anyone, but I wonder how this cunt would react if one of her brood were killed in a school shooting….

I actually think that might be the only way some of these idiots would ever understand.

She wouldn’t gIve a fuck. She would use it to advocate more guns in school 

[DigglerontheHoof 21,059]

27 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I don’t wish dead kids on anyone, but I wonder how this cunt would react if one of her brood were killed in a school shooting….

I actually think that might be the only way some of these idiots would ever understand.

She's too evil and stupid.  She would blame Joe Biden and Soros.  She's a broken-brain ditch-pig, irredeemable cunt. 

[speed817 19,110]

I keep flip flopping on if she or MTG is more stupid.  It is like they are in a competition or something....

[Underdog 28,449]

Add ammo to school supply list so Teachers can be stocked up. 

[mchookem 16,205]

15 hours ago, Pancho said:

wtf

 

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6 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I don’t wish dead kids on anyone, but I wonder how this cunt would react if one of her brood were killed in a school shooting….

I actually think that might be the only way some of these idiots would ever understand.

Um, she'd say it was God's will.  And more proof that schools should be hardened, armed cops should be patrolling every hallway and every teacher should have a locked and loaded AR slung over their shoulder.

[TwiceHorn 31,267]

6 hours ago, speed817 said:

I keep flip flopping on if she or MTG is more stupid.  It is like they are in a competition or something....

Given that MTG is ten? years older or so, and has a college degree from a semi-respectable institution, she is dumber.  Or has less excuse for being a moron.

In terms of absolute stupidity, they're neck and neck.

Edited May 27, 2022 by TwiceHorn

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Casper is a shithole town filled with roughnecks and the families of roughnecks.  Whatever oil shithole in west Texas has 70k people would probably a great comparison in look and culture.