Lauren Boobert - Tits and a Gun

[TwiceHorn 31,267]

8 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

This family is WT AF. Also re ex SIL wood (have before the rock wall fucked up her grill)

Saw that.  Same thought.  Of course we already knew she was whiskey tango, but it was just too perfect.

[Nice Guy Eddie 13,410]

The campaign-funds-for-her-personal-use story won’t lead to criminal charges. She will claim it’s an accounting error. Decimal was off by one or something. And someone else will take the blame for it, but she will simultaneously blame that person but say the responsibility is with her. Then the campaign will pay all fines. A gofundme page will reimburse the campaign instead of her. The grift continues on the rubes.

it could hurt her in the primary this month. House primaries are tough to predict will little to no polling. She is facing a real politician. 

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19,093]

Go Lynda Carter!

 

 

[speed817 19,110]

18 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Cunt
 

But what happened to the dog?!?!

[Beau Vine 53,999]

Edited June 10, 2022 by Beau Vine

[Underdog 28,449]

3 hours ago, speed817 said:

But what happened to the dog?!?!

Yeah.

[Beau Vine 53,999]

 

[Grade of D as in David 13,253]

17 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Oh she'll still get her hot dogs

 

 

[Judge Roybeanbag 11,809]

19 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

1981 called, with a weak assed .22.  What are you gonna do?

[NWBuck 8,547]

22 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Wasn't a Republican in the white house with a senate majority in 1984?

(yes, I also am aware of Orwell. I'm not sure Q-bert is)

[Pato del Muerto 52,342]

22 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

In 1984, Ronald Reagan won 49 states. 
 

not sure we can assume she is literary aware enough to be referencing Orwell. 

[Underdog 28,449]

Orwell did that Martian shit on the radio that scared a bunch of dipshits, right? 

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1 hour ago, Underdog said:

Orwell did that Martian shit on the radio that scared a bunch of dipshits, right? 

You're thinking of the dude that was obsessed with a vagina shaped like a kid's snow sled

[Bama Chick 28,596]

Domestic terrorcunt.

[Underdog 28,449]

She’s talking about his Presidency, right?  Can’t tell anymore with this bunch. 

[F250 28,681]

1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

Domestic terrorcunt.
 

 

They never really understood how awful that joke made them look.

"We are godly people, we just joke about praying for the death of the U.S. President because he is a Ni.. I mean African Muslim Atheist Communist."

 

[TexEx15 17,456]

17 hours ago, Underdog said:

She’s talking about his Presidency, right?  Can’t tell anymore with this bunch. 

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,840]

what a stunning cunt

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1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

what a stunning cunt

Nobody will ever describe her as a cunning runt, that's for sure.

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20,342]

So it looks as if Boebert may have been a call girl who has had two abortions:

[jimmyjazz 45,554]

On 6/11/2022 at 5:52 PM, atomheartbevo said:

You're thinking of the dude that was obsessed with a vagina shaped like a kid's snow sled

Neg rep for anyone who tells me that the Saint Bernard died in "Old Yeller".

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20,342]

This is apparently her:


 

Spoiler

Here's the whole sordid thing, with more photos.

https://www.fireboebert.com/boebertabortions

Edited June 14, 2022 by Horn Under a Bad Sign

[Beau Vine 53,999]

I was sure this was a joke, but it's released by the PAC that leaked Cawthorn's video:

 

[Jive Turkey 12,568]

13 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I was sure this was a joke, but it's released by the PAC that leaked Cawthorn's video:

 

[Chewy's Hairy Horn 868]

She is an absolutely loathsome human being.  

Yet, I’m…..intrigued...

Goddamnit. 

 

[TexasEd 8,064]

Was she the kind of Sugar Baby that got paid up front like the ones Matt Gaetz paid on Venmo or was she the kind that was happy with a dinner at the Cheesecake Factory?

Is this what she was doing instead of going to High School?  How old was she at the time? (In the zone or too old for Gaetz?)

Maybe she used the money to pay her way through her GED.

Edited June 14, 2022 by TexasEd

[Underdog 28,449]

3 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

Was she the kind of Sugar Baby that got paid up front like the ones Matt Gaetz paid on Venmo or was she the kind that was happy with a dinner at the Cheesecake Factory?

A hookup with Rocko?  

[Grade of D as in David 13,253]

These cocaine orgies are starting to look more and more likely

[Blotto 23,432]

16 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

Was she the kind of Sugar Baby that got paid up front like the ones Matt Gaetz paid on Venmo or was she the kind that was happy with a dinner at the Cheesecake Factory?

Is this what she was doing instead of going to High School?  How old was she at the time? (In the zone or too old for Gaetz?)

Maybe she used the money to pay her way through her GED.

She was 32 in 2019 which is what the story alleges. the allegation seems sketchy frankly, but fuck her. She spends enough time spreading bullshit lies, she can deal with them for once. On a side note, I image searched one of those photos and stumbled across this. That tramp stamp is about 100% what I would expect. 

11 minutes ago, Underdog said:

A hookup with Rocko?  

goddamn thats funny. Rocko picking her up in the vette, with the price tag on his sports jacket flapping in the breeze. regaling her with tales of owning libs on the shag. Pays with a BOGO coupon. just a magical evening. 

Edited June 14, 2022 by Blotto

[Underdog 28,449]

Forgot all about the price tag left on the jacket.  

[Hagbard Celine 10,754]

30 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

Was she the kind of Sugar Baby that got paid up front like the ones Matt Gaetz paid on Venmo or was she the kind that was happy with a dinner at the Cheesecake Factory?

i wonder what cruz's wife thinks about the $175k donation.....    hmmmmm........   there are experts on other sections of this board but i would surmise that's a SHITLOAD of meets whatever the price

[Beau Vine 53,999]

This makes me wonder what her talent is?  Like, does it involve ping pong balls?

Edited June 14, 2022 by Beau Vine

[Beau Vine 53,999]

3 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

i wonder what cruz's wife thinks about the $175k donation.....    hmmmmm........   there are experts on other sections of this board but i would surmise that's a SHITLOAD of meets whatever the price

That's a lot of books that Cruz's campaign had to buy from itself!

[Beau Vine 53,999]

 

[CowboyFred 1,151]

1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

This is apparently her:


 

  Reveal hidden contents

Here's the whole sordid thing, with more photos.

https://www.fireboebert.com/boebertabortions

Lol holy shit with those text messages 🤣

she’s getting cawthorne’d so bad it’s fantastic. fucked around and now finding out…glorious.

[Blotto 23,432]

10 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

i wonder what cruz's wife thinks about the $175k donation.....    hmmmmm........   there are experts on other sections of this board but i would surmise that's a SHITLOAD of meets whatever the price

$175K to not have to fuck vulvarine herself? She probably signed the check. 

[Underdog 28,449]

Just change out Ms Heatherton with Boobert and George with Ted.  

[Cousin Strawberry 1,261]

19 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

This makes me wonder what her talent is?  Like, does it involve ping pong balls?

Blowing out a candle.

[Bama Chick 28,596]

Not to ignore the hooker allegations - lol I can’t believe that’s a real sentence I have to type - but…..

Y’all. I don’t believe in God but I’m beginning to believe we are in a simulation orchestrated by Andy Kaufman and Hunter S. Thompson and George Carlin and Bill Hicks.

[Pato del Muerto 52,342]

6 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Not to ignore the hooker allegations - lol I can’t believe that’s a real sentence I have to type - but…..
 

 

Y’all. I don’t believe in God but I’m beginning to believe we are in a simulation orchestrated by Andy Kaufman and Hunter S. Thompson and George Carlin and Bill Hicks.

 

For 2000 years it’s been “Jesus died for our sins.”  We are forgiven because of his sacrifice. 
 

but here she is saying it shouldn’t have happened?

 

also, on those text messages- I hope that the guy that typed “kniving little bitch” meant conniving little bitch. It’s so funny that way. 

[jimmyjazz 45,554]

As a recovering Christian, I still have brief bursts of faith.

What pisses me off about her little nervous mic drops in front of congregations, moreso than her bad delivery of amateur "jokes", is the fact that not one person in those sanctuaries has the balls to stand up and say "uh, Jesus didn't fight his crucifixion".  I mean, he turned himself in.  What do we hear after the AR-15 comment?  Giggles.

If that doesn't tell you the true faith of the people in that building, nothing will.

[Blotto 23,432]

7 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Y’all. I don’t believe in God but I’m beginning to believe we are in a simulation orchestrated by Andy Kaufman and Hunter S. Thompson and George Carlin and Bill Hicks.

 

I cant determine who's fucking this country up more. Gun nuts or Jesus freaks. goddamn insanity.

[Pato del Muerto 52,342]

2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

As a recovering Christian, I still have brief bursts of faith.

What pisses me off about her little nervous mic drops in front of congregations, moreso than her bad delivery of amateur "jokes", is the fact that not one person in those sanctuaries has the balls to stand up and say "uh, Jesus didn't fight his crucifixion".  I mean, he turned himself in.  What do we hear after the AR-15 comment?  Giggles.

If that doesn't tell you the true faith of the people in that building, nothing will.

Was Jesus’ crucifixion part of god’s plan?  If not, how is that possible?  If so, how could you change it and why would you want to?

[jimmyjazz 45,554]

7 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Gun nuts or Jesus freaks. 

That's a pretty simple Venn diagram.

[Fudge Nuggets 19,149]

If I wasn’t banned from twitter, I would respond to every one of her tweets with “Shut up, whore.”

[Beau Vine 53,999]

58 minutes ago, Blotto said:

I cant determine who's fucking this country up more. Gun nuts or Jesus freaks. goddamn insanity.

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1 hour ago, Blotto said:

goddamn thats funny. Rocko picking her up in the vette, with the price tag on his sports jacket flapping in the breeze. regaling her with tales of owning libs on the shag. Pays with a BOGO coupon. just a magical evening. 

[atomheartbevo 89,414]

1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

Y’all. I don’t believe in God but I’m beginning to believe we are in a simulation orchestrated by Andy Kaufman and Hunter S. Thompson and George Carlin and Bill Hicks.

Thompson, Carlin, and Hicks would be putting out their best material if they were still alive.

Or blowing their brains out over how fucking stupid things have gotten.

[MissingInAction 24,813]

2 hours ago, Chewy's Hairy Horn said:

She is an absolutely loathsome human being.  

Yet, I’m…..intrigued...

Goddamnit. 

 

Same. I've banged a few just like her. Prolly bang a few more.

I love who-ers.

Edited June 15, 2022 by MissingInAction

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