Lauren Boobert - Tits and a Gun

[atomheartbevo 89732]

[StassneyHorn 6617]

They're literally bringing their favorite hookers to work in the House.

Sounds like she was fucking one of the Koch brothers for money.

They for some reason introduced her to Ted Cruz.

Ted Cruz did something, and it required a 75k donation that he paid to her. Possible blackmail.

Ted Cruz recently won the right to use campaign money to repay himself for loans to his campaign, if I remember right.

Therefore, with no evidence, Ted Cruz campaign donors paid for him to fuck Lauren Boehbert. 

Edited June 15, 2022 by StassneyHorn

[MissingInAction 25108]

15 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

They're literally bringing their favorite hookers to work in the House.

Sounds like she was fucking one of the Koch brothers for money.

They for some reason introduced her to Ted Cruz.

Ted Cruz did something, and it required a 75k donation that he paid to her. Possible blackmail.

Ted Cruz recently won the right to use campaign money to repay himself for loans to his campaign, if I remember right.

Therefore, with no evidence, Ted Cruz campaign donors paid for him to fuck Lauren Boehbert. 

This means there is a Cruz/Boehbert sex tape.

Edited June 15, 2022 by MissingInAction
And someone will have to watch it.

[StassneyHorn 6617]

Why does Heidi stick around for the multiple cheating/affairs?

You have to ask.

[jimmyjazz 45978]

11 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

This means there is a Cruz/Boehbert sex tape.

[Neonmoon 38129]

She’s only had two abortions?

[Royalfan5 2354]

29 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

This means there is a Cruz/Boehbert sex tape.

Probably NowThis style though 

[Brian Fantana 6689]

I am very much pro sex worker, but god damn if it isn't hilarious that this dumb bitch was a hooker that had a double barrel abortion

[Bama Chick 28596]

This means there is a Cruz/Boehbert sex tape.

[TexasEd 8067]

So this wasn't a howler monkey impersonation but muscle memory from a previous job.

[elfenix 34318]

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

Thompson, Carlin, and Hicks would be putting out their best material if they were still alive.

Or blowing their brains out over how fucking stupid things have gotten.

[StassneyHorn 6617]

Sounds like we should archive the sugar baby thread as there may be future Congress people in it.

[elfenix 34318]

should have archived the lump thread

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20436]

 

[StassneyHorn 6617]

oh there's an archive for her exploits

[TexasEd 8067]

13 minutes ago, elfenix said:

should have archived the lump thread

The internet never forgets

https://archive.ph/ivW52

 

[TexArcher 37980]

Couldn't be happening to a more deserving piece of shit.

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13585]

Goddamn if Bingo ain't a streaky game. 

[StassneyHorn 6617]

So when this brings down Ted Cruz, we get Senator Huffines right?

[F250 28784]

3 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

As a recovering Christian, I still have brief bursts of faith.

What pisses me off about her little nervous mic drops in front of congregations, moreso than her bad delivery of amateur "jokes", is the fact that not one person in those sanctuaries has the balls to stand up and say "uh, Jesus didn't fight his crucifixion".  I mean, he turned himself in.  What do we hear after the AR-15 comment?  Giggles.

If that doesn't tell you the true faith of the people in that building, nothing will.

Proper response should have been.

 

[Pato del Muerto 52528]

Am I the only one to learn from this thread that escorting is legal in Colorado with the proper licensure?

[atomheartbevo 89732]

38 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

So when this brings down Ted Cruz, we get Senator Huffines right?

I could see Abbott making a run at it.  He knows he won’t ever reach the White House outside of a cabinet position.  

But it’s 2022, which is really just 2020 too, which means in this timeline, our new senator would be…

 

[atomheartbevo 89732]

And she’s far more competent than Lauren Boebert or MTG or Cawthorn.   Let that sink in.

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

That's not lump

[F250 28784]

3 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

That's not lump

That was photoshopped like a mother fucker.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins 2409]

Is there a lump removal filter on Instagram?

[atomheartbevo 89732]

Needs a Klingon forehead.

[bluto 4932]

Holy balls that filter 

[elfenix 34318]

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19114]

3 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

This means there is a Cruz/Boehbert sex tape.

[speed817 19390]

7 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Am I the only one to learn from this thread that escorting is legal in Colorado with the proper licensure?

Is that why women have been leaving Texas for Colorado lately???  Gonna have to look into a transfer to Lockheed Space Systems 🤔

[DigglerontheHoof 21203]

Buying pot and pussy are legal?  Damn, I mean I already spend 2-3 weeks/summer up there; might have to extend the stays.

[Neonmoon 38129]

6 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

At least we were spared the anti-christ 

[South Austin 52521]

6 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

At least we were spared the anti-christ 

[speed817 19390]

9 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

At least we were spared the anti-christ 

[Goredho 17408]

Prostitute.  Member of congress.  A rose by any other name...

[Fudge Nuggets 19206]

12 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

Therefore, with no evidence, Ted Cruz campaign donors paid for him to fuck Lauren Boehbert. 

And they paid for at least one of the two abortions.

[Brian Fantana 6689]

9 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I'd watch it and so would you

[elfenix 34318]

7 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

I'd watch it and so would you

[Blotto 23559]

11 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

I could see Abbott making a run at it.  He knows he won’t ever reach the White House outside of a cabinet position.  

But it’s 2022, which is really just 2020 too, which means in this timeline, our new senator would be…

 

The "entirely different person" filter

 

[Gap03 3308]

11 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said:

That's not lump

[RomaVicta 29932]

14 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

As a recovering Christian, I still have brief bursts of faith.

What pisses me off about her little nervous mic drops in front of congregations, moreso than her bad delivery of amateur "jokes", is the fact that not one person in those sanctuaries has the balls to stand up and say "uh, Jesus didn't fight his crucifixion".  I mean, he turned himself in.  What do we hear after the AR-15 comment?  Giggles.

If that doesn't tell you the true faith of the people in that building, nothing will.

That's interesting and fits with something I've observed about Mardi Gras. Everybody shows up for Fat Tuesday and the party, but how many start Lent the next day?

Here, everybody shows up to claim the righteousness of being a Christian without really bothering to learn even the basics of the New Covenant. This isn't garden variety hypocrisy which is largely unavoidable for Christians and the rest of us. It's absolute subversion of what they claim to be.

[Queen Bitch 1692]

 

[speed817 19390]

5 minutes ago, Queen Bitch said:

 

Pinocchios.....is that what Cruz calls it???

[Beau Vine 54255]

 

[DigglerontheHoof 21203]

Oh, she denied it on twitter, definitely not true guys...move along. 

[Beau Vine 54255]

 

[Goredho 17408]

13 minutes ago, Queen Bitch said:

 

I am trying to decipher what she's saying, and I think it is that God gave her Immaculate Abortions.

[TexArcher 37980]

23 minutes ago, Queen Bitch said:

 

So, which hole does your 4th Pinocchio plug, ya hypocritical skank?

[Chad Fuck 17686]

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

So, which hole does your 4th Pinocchio plug, ya hypocritical skank?

She has two hands.