Lauren Boobert - Tits and a Gun

[TexArcher 38,816]

5 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

She has two hands.

I was thinking giner, ass, mouth, and...  on deck?

Whatever.  She's a pro.  She'll make it work.

[sidis 9,990]

does this mean that this thread is finally going to deliver on the "tits" part?

been pretty disappointing so far.

[jimmyjazz 46,976]

20 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

I was thinking giner, ass, mouth, and...  on deck?

Whatever.  She's a pro.  She'll make it work.

Aural sex.  One hole left over.

[Pato del Muerto 53,331]

22 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

I was thinking giner, ass, mouth, and...  on deck?

Whatever.  She's a pro.  She'll make it work.

Your error is the assumption of 1 per. 

[4th&Five 41,904]

 

[Hagbard Celine 11,159]

6 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

At least we were spared the anti-christ 

what the hell is that

[Beau Vine 55,824]

Lulz, check her out, trying to sound like an actual Representative to her constituents for a change:

 

[4th&Five 41,904]

 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20,834]

[Pato del Muerto 53,331]

Has mr boebert pulled his dick out at multiple places?  County fair and bowling alley?

[RomaVicta 30,501]

 

I can't stop pondering her use and understanding of "Fact Check."

Is she saying that she ran a fact check herself reviewing documents and interviewing possible witnesses to see if she was indeed an escort who met with Cruz on an assignment, got some abortions, and then received huge sums of money? 

Is she quoting Snopes or someone similar who proved the stories aren't true? Where's the link?

Does she think simply writing Fact Check: before a statement magically makes the statement true?

The huge flow of money to this tart is the story is for me. Someone suggested blackmail above which might make sense if she hadn't run for office.

I wonder if Rafael had her run for the sake of him laundering money through her campaign. She gets a percentage for taking the fraud risk. I doubt anyone thought she had a chance to actually win. In fact, I doubt Cruz or anyone else using her campaign wanted her to win. Losing would attract less scrutiny.

The idiots in her district rose up and elected a peer. She parades around being bombastic and seems to be misusing funds. A thorough investigation could turn up the fraud/money laundering conspiracy that could reach further than Cruz.

Of course, I'm just speculating. Still, this whole story is both rank and possibly hilarious. GOPs accidentally elect an idiot they can't control and she accidentally brings the party down.

A man can dream.

[RomaVicta 30,501]

29 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Has mr boebert pulled his dick out at multiple places?  County fair and bowling alley?

He's just trying to avoid causing another abortion. Quite noble, actually.

[Native Horn 3,569]

2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Your error is the assumption of 1 per. 

 

Edited June 15, 2022 by Native Horn
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[ultimaton 2,985]

43 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Has mr boebert pulled his dick out at multiple places?  County fair and bowling alley?

You know of a better way to show off your 'rad' dick tattoo?

[Brisketexan 106,621]

Has mr boebert pulled his dick out at multiple places?  County fair and bowling alley?

Hey there, let’s not get all judgey up in here, ok? Hitting a little too close to home for some of us….that’s what some other posters around here told me.

['stache 22,117]

Doesn't matter if its true. They lie all the time. She sucks either way and we already know she and her husband are gross perverts.

[Longhorn_Fan68 34,079]

1 minute ago, 'stache said:

Doesn't matter if its true. They lie all the time. She sucks either way and we already know she and her husband are gross perverts.

I take umbrage to this as it implies negativity toward perverts. but you did add "gross" so maybe you're not kink-shaming 

[Longhorn_Fan68 34,079]

 

[TexArcher 38,816]

17 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

This fixed a crappy day at work for me.

[Post Oak 20,551]

 

 

[Underdog 29,102]

4 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Has mr boebert pulled his dick out at multiple places?  County fair and bowling alley?

Rumor he’s the extra in the stands with the unzipped pants in Teen Wolf. 

[SmokeyTheBear 5,569]

I honestly thought the Koch bros had more money than what they afforded getting her. 

[fattyflattie 4,640]

4 minutes ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

I honestly thought the Koch bros had more money than what they afforded getting her. 

That’s been the most surprising thing to me.  Maybe they’re just cheap. 

[tchookem 3,965]

That’s been the most surprising thing to me.  Maybe they’re just cheap. 

Maybe they know just how cheap she is.

[squib 1,131]

9 hours ago, TexArcher said:

I was thinking giner, ass, mouth, and...  on deck?

Whatever.  She's a pro.  She'll make it work.

[Basil 767]

All this bitch has to do is show everyone whether she has the tramp stamps in the pics.

[ConferenceRoom 6,210]

Speaking of filters, this is MTG without makeup and filters:

Looks like meat’s back on the menu, boys.

[Blotto 23,974]

3 hours ago, Post Oak said:

 

 

Maybe?

[SydneyCarton 49,325]

13 hours ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

I honestly thought the Koch bros had more money than what they afforded getting her. 

 

13 hours ago, fattyflattie said:

That’s been the most surprising thing to me.  Maybe they’re just cheap. 

It says a Koch family member. Not necessarily one of the heavy hitters. Think like a sniveling nephew with a trust fund only in the low 7 figures. 

[Beau Vine 55,824]

38 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

 

It says a Koch family member. Not necessarily one of the heavy hitters. Think like a sniveling nephew with a trust fund only in the low 7 figures. 

[SmokeyTheBear 5,569]

19 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

 

It says a Koch family member. Not necessarily one of the heavy hitters. Think like a sniveling nephew with a trust fund only in the low 7 figures. 

Even still though.....

[Michael Knight 13,187]

44 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

 

It says a Koch family member. Not necessarily one of the heavy hitters. Think like a sniveling nephew with a trust fund only in the low 7 figures. 

[Dr. Teeth 5,868]

That man has paid for sex. 

[SydneyCarton 49,325]

16 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

That man has paid for sex. 

I mean, technically we've all paid for sex, sir. 

[F250 29,175]

1 hour ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

Even still though.....

Agree, the story doesn't make sense.

 

[ROFL BOX 6,654]

On 6/14/2022 at 7:06 PM, Blotto said:

I cant determine who's fucking this country up more. Gun nuts or Jesus freaks. goddamn insanity.

I wasn't aware there was much of a difference.

[PsychMike 1,553]

3 hours ago, Michael Knight said:

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4 hours ago, Dr. Teeth said:

That man has paid for sex. 

3 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

I mean, technically we've all paid for sex, sir. 

Sir, this is the Yellow Rose Cabaret, you cannot pay for sex here!  By the way, are you a police officer?  You have to tell me.

[Beau Vine 55,824]

 

[jimmyjazz 46,976]

'muirca!

[chainsaw 10,244]

She's very dumb. I'm excited to see what the future drips will be, especially when we get to the "facefucking her cousin" phase

[South Austin 53,154]

17 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

A-meh-err-i-ca?

[atomheartbevo 90,547]

Amerkkka

[A-Tex Devil 2,492]

The dumbest.  

[Nice Guy Eddie 13,707]

On 6/16/2022 at 10:32 AM, Michael Knight said:

 

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[B00M 6,725]

On 6/15/2022 at 4:30 PM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

Quoting in case anyone missed this gem

[South Austin 53,154]

Can’t tell if he’s being satirical or serious, but lulz nonetheless.

[Pato del Muerto 53,331]

5 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Can’t tell if he’s being satirical or serious, but lulz nonetheless.

About Lauren boebert sucking dick for money?  I think he’s serious that we shouldn’t be upset that Lauren boebert sucks dick for money.  

[Hmbre97 6,337]

It says a Koch family member. Not necessarily one of the heavy hitters. Think like a sniveling nephew with a trust fund only in the low 7 figures. 

Quit trying to dox Johnny Sack