Lauren Boobert - Tits and a Gun

[Longhorn_Fan68 34079]

23 minutes ago, mchookem said:

what a super stupid twat she is

and yet her vote counts the same as yours

[F250 29174]

1 minute ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

and yet her vote counts the same as yours

More than because she votes in Congress.

 

[jimmyjazz 46976]

Holy shit.  Wut?

[South Austin 53154]

Oh, I get it.  Certain rights are in-a'lienable rights.  You can't file a lien against those rights and subsequently foreclose, or pledge those rights as collateral.  Makes total sense to me.

[strangulation! 1716]

finominle

[Macanudo 13254]

Covfefe!

[Beau Vine 55824]

 

[TwiceHorn 31987]

6 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

I think lil Lauren recently learned something about liens, like, tax liens.  Now she has a confuse.

[miguelito 11449]

[Pato del Muerto 53331]

7 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

This is like when John madden used to explain that unabated was the opposite of baited. 
 

but john madden wasn’t in congress and was afraid to fly in airplanes. 

[royiv 9687]

Is it too much to ask that those who represent us in Congress have at least a 9th grade level of vocabulary and reading comprehension?

[Hmbre97 6337]

They just don't make GEDs like they used to...

[Satchel 6982]

Why won’t she just hush? Damn! 

[elfenix 34658]

9 hours ago, South Austin said:

Oh, I get it.  Certain rights are in-a'lienable rights.  You can't file a lien against those rights and subsequently foreclose, or pledge those rights as collateral.  Makes total sense to me.

wait until she finds out about lien stripping and cram downs

[RPM 26560]

5 hours ago, royiv said:

Is it too much to ask that those who represent us in Congress have at least a 9th grade level of vocabulary and reading comprehension?

[Kennythetiger 9584]

8 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

but john madden wasn’t in congress and was afraid to fly in airplanes. 

And he was fascinated by turduckens. 

[Chad Fuck 18091]

And he was fascinated by turduckens. 

Aren’t we all?

[Macanudo 13254]

3 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

Aren’t we all?

Turducken and the Sharpies.    Would make a good band name.

[F250 29174]

10 hours ago, Hmbre97 said:

They just don't make GEDs like they used to...

lol so many members of Congress choose the path of undergrad then law school but Boebert bought a copy of GED for Dummies and bam, she is in Congress.

 

[RomaVicta 30501]

On 7/13/2022 at 11:41 AM, Voldemort86 said:

This country is so weird and fucked up that she will probably sell a lot of books.

Different Trump/Gun Nut/Christian Nationalist organizations will buy thousands of copies each. It's political graft as old as Jim Wright and Newt Gingrich. You may recall that Gingrich used the issue to ruin Wright while he himself had books written under his wife's name to do the same thing.

I bet she's a really good writer!

[Pescado_Rojo 19558]

13 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Different Trump/Gun Nut/Christian Nationalist organizations will buy thousands of copies each. It's political graft as old as Jim Wright and Newt Gingrich. You may recall that Gingrich used the issue to ruin Wright while he himself had books written under his wife's name to do the same thing.

I bet she's a really good writer!

Probably the #1 GQP grift. Congress critters have campaign accounts fat with PAC and corporate cash, but you can't just buy a lake house with it without those pesky campaign finance violations. So how do you get some of that sweet, sweet cash for personal use? Write a shitty book, have your campaign or a campaign aligned PAC buy a bajillion copies. You get the royalties from the book sales, and the campaign gives them away to donors. Bonus, you might even make the NYT best sellers list if you buy enough, then you can go on OANN as "Congresswoman and best selling author Stupid McStupidface" 

[TexasEd 8248]

25 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Probably the #1 GQP grift. Congress critters have campaign accounts fat with PAC and corporate cash, but you can't just buy a lake house with it without those pesky campaign finance violations. So how do you get some of that sweet, sweet cash for personal use? Write a shitty book, have your campaign or a campaign aligned PAC buy a bajillion copies. You get the royalties from the book sales, and the campaign gives them away to donors. Bonus, you might even make the NYT best sellers list if you buy enough, then you can go on OANN as "Congresswoman and best selling author Stupid McStupidface" 

not only that, nowadays you can sell more than you print because of e-readers and have a higher margin on the electronic copies!

[Dnaguy 12572]

7 hours ago, Macanudo said:

Turducken and the Sharpies.    Would make a good band name.

Touch Actin’ Turducken is better 

[Blotto 23974]

19 hours ago, royiv said:

Is it too much to ask that those who represent us in Congress have at least a 9th grade level of vocabulary and reading comprehension?

I prefer my congressional representative to have been a former valdicktoran

[Gil Bang 26176]

On 7/14/2022 at 9:35 AM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

the page featuring her husband is quite eye-opening. like watching one of those porns where the put they camera up the vajayjay and you just see dick coming at you constantly. something like that

 

link?

[Biff Tannen 46061]

3 hours ago, Blotto said:

I prefer my congressional representative to have been a former valdicktoran

[atomheartbevo 90546]

[Biff Tannen 46061]

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

I guarantee you probably 70% of people wouldn't know if this was real or not.

[NWBuck 8619]

On 7/14/2022 at 8:05 PM, royiv said:

Is it too much to ask that those who represent us in Congress have at least a 9th grade level of vocabulary and reading comprehension?

But then Congress would cease to be representative of our citizenry.

[Underdog 29102]

12 hours ago, Blotto said:

I prefer my congressional representative to have been a former valdicktoran

 

[Beau Vine 55824]

I love how confident and clever she clearly thinks she is:

 

[Neonmoon 38130]

To be fair, she knows a lot about fake handcuffs 

[tx 3 putt 78470]

On 7/15/2022 at 6:05 PM, Blotto said:

I prefer my congressional representative to have been a former valdicktoran

 

and fbi agent

[jimmyjazz 46976]

I'm sorry, what?  WTF is the "fake handcuff" angle?
 

Damn she is one stupid individual.

[Voldemort86 2259]

Glad to hear her shitty restaurant has closed. They need to spray and clean that building down twice as hard to get all the boobert pussy stank and taint out of it.

[Pato del Muerto 53331]

I think she turned “deter Russia” into “detour Russia”

also gas prices have been going down. Is baby formula shortage still a thing?

[Serak The Preparer 3482]

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

I'm sorry, what?  WTF is the "fake handcuff" angle?
 

Damn she is one stupid individual.

I am sure she is referencing AOC holding her hands behind in her back expecting handcuffs when she was arrested at the abortion protest. Now of course she is really really dumb so the reference doesn't land but that's one of the new right wing gotchas.

[jimmyjazz 46976]

So somehow "arrested" is more noteworthy if cuffs are used?

Damn she is one script-following, stupid individual.

[TwiceHorn 31987]

2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

I love how confident and clever she clearly thinks she is:

 

Fucking congress needs to abolish general speeches.  Fucking complete waste of time.

[Bullneck 19454]

 

[Voldemort86 2259]

Whenever I click on this thread,  I was hoping there would be a leaked photo of booberts saggy tits. Then I’m disappointed when there’s not.

similar to the people who clicked on the rush Limbaugh thread for 5 years hoping for a death announcement but we’re then disappointed.

Edited July 21, 2022 by Voldemort86

[C-Man 27685]

2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

So somehow "arrested" is more noteworthy if cuffs are used?

Damn she is one script-following, stupid individual.

She hit every single one of the GQP talking points in 67 seconds. Impressive.

[Grade of D as in David 13255]

1 hour ago, Voldemort86 said:

Whenever I click on this thread,  I was hoping there would be a leaked photo of booberts saggy tits. Then I’m disappointed when there’s not.

similar to the people who clicked on the rush Limbaugh thread for 5 years hoping for a death announcement but we’re then disappointed.

Great, now I have a hate boner.

[Sawbonz 28081]

5 hours ago, C-Man said:

She hit every single one of the GQP talking points in 67 seconds. Impressive.

Not really. That speech was written at a third grade reading level

[Underdog 29102]

I think the “fake handcuffs” was just code to McCarthy to bring a pair next time. 

[C-Man 27685]

2 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Not really. That speech was written at a third grade reading level

Maybe I should've put impressive in quotations. She's too stupid to do anything but parrot alt-right fear-mongering bulletpoints.

[Pato del Muerto 53331]

9 hours ago, Voldemort86 said:

Whenever I click on this thread,  I was hoping there would be a leaked photo of booberts saggy tits. Then I’m disappointed when there’s not.

similar to the people who clicked on the rush Limbaugh thread for 5 years hoping for a death announcement but we’re then disappointed.

Until they weren’t 

[elfenix 34658]

1 hour ago, C-Man said:

Maybe I should've put impressive in quotations. She's too stupid to do anything but parrot alt-right fear-mongering bulletpoints.

"she thinks just like us!"

[Voldemort86 2259]

8 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Until they weren’t 

[Sbbruin 22082]

I love how confident and clever she clearly thinks she is:
 

She keeps saying "Mr. Speaker." Is she addressing McCarthy, like he's the defacto SOTH? Or is it some other dig at Nancy?