Lauren Boobert - Tits and a Gun

[DDD Dad 14,251]

On 7/14/2022 at 11:44 AM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

It wasn't on purpose, let's be clear about that. But once you start watching it's more fascinating than anything. 

NowThis sock?

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,843]

16 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

NowThis sock?

why in the fresh hell are you quoting something from July? 

[DDD Dad 14,251]

38 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

why in the fresh hell are you quoting something from July? 

Hey man, it's hard keeping up with all of these threads.

[HRSchenker 2,259]

4 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

I guess the 19th amendment wasn't on her GED exam ?

 

Bizarre question and bizarre response. Colorado politics seems like it sucks 

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38 minutes ago, HRSchenker said:

Bizarre question and bizarre response. Colorado politics seems like it sucks 

just shows she has no position on a very hot button topic 

[ConferenceRoom 6,130]

I don’t think those two questions are as disconnected as some of you might.

[Chewbacca 7,730]

Bizarre question and bizarre response. Colorado politics seems like it sucks 

She sucks hard. But if CO sucks so much, maybe just don't come here?

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12 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

She was boo’d at a debate, not sure that’s normal. Hopefully the city voters show up and boot her ass 

 

[Grade of D as in David 13,253]

9 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Boebert, "Hey, a lot of people go to the same high school for 20 years!"

Spade/Richard: "Yeah, they're called the teachers..."  

 

This is not getting enough love.

[Fastbreak 3,959]

Who has ever put forward repealing the 19th? Maybe he meant the 15th?

[Voldemort86 2,259]

Holy crap….. boobert stinks at debating.

[Goredho 17,348]

You are judging her performance incorrectly.  She wasn’t there to debate, she was there to give a wrestling promo.  She was there only to trigger a Pavlovian voting response to the name “Nancy Pelosi” from the typical rural western Colorado voter who is about one tax season away from going full Cliven Bundy.

 

[Nice Guy Eddie 13,412]

I wouldn’t expect many people, even elected official, to recall each of the 27 amendments by number.

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I would expect all non idiots to know what’s the 1st, 2nd, and fifth deal with. 
 

I would expect a woman politician to know the 19th

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1 hour ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I wouldn’t expect many people, even elected official, to recall each of the 27 amendments by number.

THERE ARE 27? That can't be right.

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57

[Brandywine 1,313]

Instead of yes or no answers he should have asked to explain her opinions on the 19th amendment. 

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You can’t fault even a US Congressperson for not knowing all the amendments.  I don’t know all of them and I took ConLaw in law school.  
 

but there are some landmark ones that everyone should know besides the fucking gun one.  19th is a pretty big deal especially if your nickname is “boobs”.   If you don’t know the 23rd, cool.  Nobody fucking does.  
 

was it John mulaney that does the funny standup bit About the bill of rights?   

[jimmyjazz 45,558]

I wish more people took 25A seriously.

[SKJ 1,305]

Stolen from twitters 

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1 hour ago, Post Oak said:

THERE ARE 27? That can't be right.

 

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

57

220

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18 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

 

220

221, whatever it takes.

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That’s a lot of GD Amendments. 

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9 hours ago, Voldemort86 said:

Holy crap….. boobert stinks at debating.

 

[tx 3 putt 76,379]

This should be dumb asses campaign slogan ….

 

[Queen Bitch 1,692]

Can't stand Boebert but I'm not sure I really 'get' the gotcha of that 19th Amendment clip.

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2 hours ago, Underdog said:

That’s a lot of GD Amendments. 

Not enough according to the GQP.

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4 minutes ago, Queen Bitch said:

Can't stand Boebert but I'm not sure I really 'get' the gotcha of that 19th Amendment clip.

Really?

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Was it Boebert or MTG that literally said, out loud, in front of media that the U.S. Constitution can't change/evolve, that we can't edit it to fit our needs?  Apparently it's not "amending" it if you're stupid and don't know what that word means.  But seriously, one of 'em said it on a decent-sized media platform/outlet with no sense of irony and the interviewer just let it go.  This was about a year ago, maybe a hint less.  

[Macanudo 12,926]

It was Boobs McFoodpoisoning

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8 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

It was Boobs McFoodpoisoning

odd name for a Breastaurant but I'm willing to at least go in and try the near beer and mozzarella sticks.

[Sbbruin 21,734]

The end is nigh...

 

[Gil Bang 25,898]

 

[staboner 4,958]

goddamn degenerates.  the rise of the internet and <some> people's view coincides with a deathwish from the rest. if i was a smarter man I would have seent it coming. 

[Fastbreak 3,959]

Is this real life?

I actually think I died sometime in mid January of 2006. I hope in the real world that Texas football is good, VY had a hof career with the Texans/Oilers and Trump got struck by lighting after a quadruple bogey.

[Voldemort86 2,259]

This lady is such a joke.

[Dnaguy 11,775]

8 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Wonton Death March

[South Austin 52,144]

God is trolling us.

[Macanudo 12,926]

2 hours ago, South Austin said:

God is trolling us.

He's certainly got a sick sense of humor.

[Pato del Muerto 52,342]

2 hours ago, South Austin said:

God is trolling us.

From a distance

[Degenerate Gardner 4,081]

On 9/12/2022 at 7:57 AM, SKJ said:

Stolen from twitters 

Funny but not totally apt. Boobert actually does her best work when on her back.

Edited September 14, 2022 by Degenerate Gardner

[AnTiM 1,659]

Apparently she has trouble with a teleprompter because it appears that she does not know how to fkn READ ANYTHING, much less a history book.

[Biff Tannen 45,494]

11 hours ago, Fastbreak said:

Is this real life?

I actually think I died sometime in mid January of 2006. I hope in the real world that Texas football is good, VY had a hof career with the Texans/Oilers and Trump got struck by lighting after a quadruple bogey.

Mine was 2004.  Rolled my car on 360 and not sure I really made it out.

Edited September 14, 2022 by Biff Tannen

[jimmyjazz 45,558]

GED! GED! GED!

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1 hour ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

Funny but not totally apt. Boobert actually does her best work when on her back.

I thought it was on her knees... At least that's what she said

[Fastbreak 3,959]

The won ton killers are my favorite lounge band

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Won ton killers only  lounge band.  

(thanks a lot jerk...now I'm going down the internet rabbit hole listening to their cuts)

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8 hours ago, Fastbreak said:

The won ton killers are my favorite lounge band

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[jimmyjazz 45,558]

Man, I'd rate the sax player even lower.  I mean, saxophone?

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