Lauren Boobert - Tits and a Gun

[hookemATL 12241]

While I agree, the dissembling and lies that they spew forth on a consistent basis never receive the level of criticism that that truly deserve. I’m not going to get upset if those same tactics are used against them, especially in extraordinary moments like this.

they are going to play the victim card either way. Fuck em. 

[SameSame 1752]

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

[TwiceHorn 32079]

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

The old give them enough rope and they'll hang themselves bit.  

Exactly.  Don't cry wolf on this bitch.  She's gonna fuck herself proper on her own.

[Fastbreak 4046]

Rule 1: anyone who says “I’m a Christian” is not. They are almost always an evil, self-serving cunt. 

[NotActuallyALonghorn 4999]

10 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Exactly.  Don't cry wolf on this bitch.  She's gonna fuck herself proper on her own.

There's lots of folks who would pay good money to see that. Just saying.

[Cairn Horn88 8502]

On 1/5/2021 at 7:27 AM, HenryJames said:

 

I know a bitch when I see one....and she is definitely one.

[NameAlreadyInUse 5169]

Is this the one with the face like vermin and the voice of a fascist?  They are all starting to look alike to me. 

[DigglerontheHoof 21551]

7 minutes ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

Is this the one with the face like vermin and the voice of a fascist?  They are all starting to look alike to me. 

Yes

[KingLerxst 112]

14 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

She certainly didn’t think that tweet through. Or did she..............

[F250 29201]

16 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

[Chad Fuck 18135]

There's lots of folks who would pay good money to see that. Just saying.

Slowly raised hand...

[Hank Kingsley 21784]

 

[Bevo14 8468]

"Tits and a Gun" would be an excellent band name.

[Ted Lange 16413]

 

[RDCanecutter 26886]

In honor of la Boeberta y su Mamá:

 

[Chad Fuck 18135]

[Biff Tannen 46165]

2 hours ago, longhornmatt said:

They know exactly what they’re doing.   One of the NCIS producers told a story of how Dana Loesch kept trying to pitch him on producing a show that would star her as a super hot right wing mom.   That was the entire extent of her pitch - that she thought she was hot and could make money off it. https://www.salon.com/2018/02/24/nras-dana-loesch-pitched-ncis-producer-a-sitcom-show-report/
 

“Dana Loesch came to me 10yrs ago pitching a sitcom starring herself: 'A hot young mom who does far right radio show.' Said her age & looks would make 1 side hate her & 1 love her so everyone would watch. Was obsessed w the potential fame & money. I turned her down.

My memory is she was consumed with the idea that she was super hot & right wing, so that rare combo (her words) HAD to mean she could get rich & famous. Guess she found another way to her goal," he explained on Twitter.“

Oh, so another grifter. Shocking. 

[Biff Tannen 46165]

1 hour ago, Chad Fuck said:

I’m failing to see the tits here. 

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

2 hours ago, longhornmatt said:

They know exactly what they’re doing.   One of the NCIS producers told a story of how Dana Loesch kept trying to pitch him on producing a show that would star her as a super hot right wing mom.   That was the entire extent of her pitch - that she thought she was hot and could make money off it. https://www.salon.com/2018/02/24/nras-dana-loesch-pitched-ncis-producer-a-sitcom-show-report/
 

“Dana Loesch came to me 10yrs ago pitching a sitcom starring herself: 'A hot young mom who does far right radio show.' Said her age & looks would make 1 side hate her & 1 love her so everyone would watch. Was obsessed w the potential fame & money. I turned her down.

My memory is she was consumed with the idea that she was super hot & right wing, so that rare combo (her words) HAD to mean she could get rich & famous. Guess she found another way to her goal," he explained on Twitter.“

I agree and that's how Mark Burnett helped Trump by remaking him to appear like a successful businessman, so Boebert is just putting her own opportunistic spin on it. America is used to (staged) reality television now, so this just extends the fantasy as reality a little further and in a dangerous way IMO. I've said before that just because she makes mistakes, it would be prudent not to underestimate her. She doesn't have to be a genius to fool people, she just has to be not unlike the President and be willing to do whatever she thinks is necessary to get what she wants.

 

[Chad Fuck 18135]

I’m failing to see the tits here. 

I’m working with what I have.

But I’m sure they’re out there somewhere. Some patriot ex must be out there with his thumb hovering over “post.” We can only hope he makes his decision soon.

[Biff Tannen 46165]

5 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

I’m working with what I have.

But I’m sure they’re out there somewhere. Some patriot ex must be out there with his thumb hovering over “post.” We can only hope he makes his decision soon.

I meant more in terms of size. 

[RDCanecutter 26886]

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

I’m failing to see the tits here. 

They were still in the factory.

[Hank Kingsley 21784]

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Oh, so another grifter. Shocking. 

I think Loesch was doing commercial work at one point. 

EDIT: here's a clip 

 

Edited January 17, 2021 by Hank Kingsley

[Sbbruin 22143]

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

I’m failing to see the tits here. 

Am I a horrible person for hating her but still wanting to make sexy time with her?

[Chad Fuck 18135]

I meant more in terms of size. 

I got it.

[Chad Fuck 18135]

Am I a horrible person for hating her but still wanting to make sexy time with her?

Those were my thoughts about half the girls in my high school. I learned to live with it.

Isn’t that the definition of “hate fuck”?

[Nivek 17412]

Rule 1: anyone who says “I’m a Christian” is not. They are almost always an evil, self-serving cunt. 

It is not a real accomplishment. Especially considering what passes for christianity.

[cactusflinthead 27627]

 

[jimmyjazz 47196]

20 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Am I a horrible person for hating her but still wanting to make sexy time with her?

No offense, but that's a pretty stupid question.  You new here?

[Bullneck 19523]

Just now, cactusflinthead said:

 

Separate but equal?  WTF?

 

[Sbbruin 22143]

47 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

Damn, I did a fair bit of coke in my youth.  And often with women.  And when I did, they sounded a lot like this.

[Sbbruin 22143]

52 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Separate but equal?  WTF?

 

Yeah, wtf was she even referencing?  Her district is probably some rural meth head portion of Colorado.  Reminds me of Dwight.

 

[Shaddie 1684]

16 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Damn, I did a fair bit of coke in my youth.  And often with women.  And when I did, they sounded a lot like this.

That’s a you problem when you didn’t give them something else to with their mouth. 

[Jive Turkey 13001]

1 hour ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

wonder what Trump would say about Lauren if he didn't want to bang her.

 

[TexArcher 39072]

On 1/15/2021 at 8:09 AM, bad_teammate said:

They put Sarah Palin in a cloning machine and Trig sneezed into it as the door closed.

We got Boebert.

I said, god damn.

God.  Damn.

[Bama Chick 28596]

Yeah, wtf was she even referencing?  Her district is probably some rural meth head portion of Colorado.  Reminds me of Dwight.
 

It’s even more absurd than you’d imagine.

She’s from a town called Rifle.

RIFLE FFS

[The University 852]

6 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

 

what a shitty lara croft cosplay costume

Edited January 17, 2021 by The University

[Pato del Muerto 53499]

2 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Separate but equal?  WTF?

 

She’s demonstrably uneducated and possibly (likely?) stupid as well. Great combo for an elected congressperson. 

[Chad Fuck 18135]

 
what a shitty lara croft cosplay costume

Evidently that’s what’s on offer at the Walmart in Rifle.

[MaybeACoordinator 8350]

2 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

It’s even more absurd than you’d imagine.

She’s from a town called Rifle.

RIFLE FFS

Per Wiki, she is the second notable citizen to ever come from Rifle, despite it having been a reasonably large town for about 100 years.

By that I mean over 1000 people in 1930, rising to almost 10,000 today. Most towns on that arc have produced more notables than that by far -- a middlin' pro athlete or two, some random genius inventor or something like that, a musician of note. 

Not Rifle. It's only other famous native is David Bernhardt, Trump's sitting Sec of the Interior and Designated Survivor. He will go down in history as the man who opened the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge to drilling only to find out that nobody wants to drill there. Trump's evil schemes even fail. 

Rifle's yearly cultural highlight is the Garfield County Fair, which offers "family and professional rodeos, Xtreme bull riding, live music, and a demolition derby."

However, her district covers much of western and southern Colorado, spreading from Pueblo in the southeast across the state to the Utah border, and arching diagonally along the western range and taking in Aspen, Glenwood Springs, Durango, and Grand Junction. Blue Pueblo and Red GJ kind of cancel each other out, leaving the amber waves of hayseeds to tangle with the purple mountain majesty of the Aspen snobs and the middle class in Durango and Glenwood Springs. It leans R but not dramatically. Ben Nighthorse Campbell is a famous former rep. 

 

[Nice Guy Eddie 13730]

Why do waitresses need to be armed? Seems like a stupid gimmick that would get old quick like before you were seated.

[Horn Dog 10158]

12 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

Her choppy, halting speak pattern reminds me of a toddler trying to talk through a emotional crying spell

[cactusflinthead 27627]

5 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Why do waitresses need to be armed? Seems like a stupid gimmick that would get old quick like before you were seated.

Gun fetish. 

[Beau Vine 55865]

2 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

Her choppy, halting speak pattern reminds me of a toddler trying to talk through a emotional crying spell

FRANKIE.  MACDONALD.

[RDCanecutter 26886]

9 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Why do waitresses need to be armed? Seems like a stupid gimmick that would get old quick like before you were seated.

Stupid gimmicks are a lot easier to do than making the food better. 

[skeeter 455]

44 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Stupid gimmicks are a lot easier to do than making the food better. 

The now closed "Smoke Pit BBQ" east of downtown Ft Worth on Belknap had waitress cleavage as its specialty ... they sold a lot of beer.

[Matuka 1320]

1 hour ago, skeeter said:

The now closed "Smoke Pit BBQ" east of downtown Ft Worth on Belknap had waitress cleavage as its specialty ... they sold a lot of beer.

It now operates as "Sammie's".  Same concept.

[tx ind 7057]

I agree w their business model.

 

 

 

Edited January 17, 2021 by tx ind

[Grade of D as in David 13255]

1 hour ago, tx ind said:

I agree w their business model.

 

 

 

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[Pato del Muerto 53499]

I’m sorry, pork ribs with French fries and fried okra?