Lauren Boobert - Tits and a Gun

[Chewbacca 7730]

3 minutes ago, PsychMike said:

I agree that they don't indicate % or outstanding votes to be counted, but that website shows all 64 counties are still in "Post-election reporting in Progress" rather than "Post-election reporting Complete" so that sucks (updated 15 min ago). That said, I still like the SOS...Jena is my favorite Griswold, second to Ellen.

 

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Yeah, Jena is rude to quite rude.

[The Dog 43805]

 

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

https://www.cnn.com/election/2022/results/colorado/us-house-district-3

My google widget is showing 95% in and 2200 lead. 151600 to 149400. 
 

gonna be a photo finish and she’s got that nose…

 

would be really fun if she pulled ahead by a couple hundred and then drops behind again. 

Edited November 9, 2022 by Pato del Muerto

[tx 3 putt 76390]

[crash_davis 23084]

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

My google widget is showing 95% in and 2200 lead. 151600 to 149400. 

Google Colorado District 3 results and you get websites showing different numbers. I have no idea which is more updated than others. CNN seems to be ok. As of right now on CNN.

[C-Man 27056]

2 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Google Colorado District 3 results and you get websites showing different numbers. I have no idea which is more updated than others. CNN seems to be ok. As of right now on CNN.

Ron's post showing AP numbers and the CNN post show the same number of votes for both but have different estimated vote in numbers -- 95% on AP, 92% on CNN.

I'm going to be very upset if she pulls this out at the end but, then again, her family is good at pulling things out. Or so I'm told.

[SquishMitten 10401]

2 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Ron's post showing AP numbers and the CNN post show the same number of votes for both but have different estimated vote in numbers -- 95% on AP, 92% on CNN.

I'm going to be very upset if she pulls this out at the end but, then again, her family is good at pulling things out. Or so I'm told.

Don't know about the rest of the family, but her father certainly isn't

[Nice Guy Eddie 13414]

CO now reporting 2,200 difference.

Given the direction of this race, there is probably a decent chance there will be some type of recount.

[Native Horn 3492]

1 hour ago, G650 said:

NSIAP

 

 

 

 

Not the true definition of a slump-buster, but I'll allow it for these two psychos.

[The Hot Dog Buffet 1291]

 

[TexasHooch 5117]

Don't get it twisted. She'd be the one in a slump, and that ugly sonofabitch definitely qualifies.

[Valmy77 13094]

Dykstra got out of prison? Huh. Well good for him.

[MaybeACoordinator 8349]

1 hour ago, F250 said:

Is this parody or is Dykstra really offering her the D?

He was on Mark Maron a few years ago, claiming to be clean and sober but audibly high as fuck on pills. Maron even said so at one point. 
 

Oh and Dykstra said he was servicing rich old women for cash. And they probably have the best prescriptions too. I mean, it was almost implied he was trolling hospices for dates. 

[tx 3 putt 76390]

Does dykatra know just cash app her some money, and that maga poon is all his for an hour ?

 

 

 

Just now, Valmy77 said:

Dykstra got out of prison? Huh. Well good for him.

bro, everyone in prison has cellphones 

Edited November 9, 2022 by tx 3 putt

[Chewbacca 7730]

SOS just updated the count here.  Added ~3k votes, Frisch still holding with a +2205 advantage.

Edited November 9, 2022 by Chewbacca

[Longhorn_Fan68 33843]

 

 

[Beau Vine 54003]

Denver Post says that they can still count out-of-state military votes through 11/16.  /sad nana

[chainsaw 9838]

Just now, Beau Vine said:

Denver Post says that they can still count out-of-state military votes through 11/16.  /sad nana

how many realistically would be trickling in this late in the game?

[Constant 6722]

How quickly is this wretched bitch hired on full-time at Fox News? Already a conditional offer of employment?

[Beau Vine 54003]

2 minutes ago, Constant said:

How quickly is this wretched bitch hired on full-time at Fox News? Already a conditional offer of employment?

Have you heard her speak?  Even Fox has standards.  

[Satchel 6908]

3 minutes ago, Constant said:

How quickly is this wretched bitch hired on full-time at Fox News? Already a conditional offer of employment?

Will she be their policy wonk?

[DDD Dad 14251]

2 minutes ago, Satchel said:

Will she be their policy wank?

FIFY

[Gengs1 2583]

This bitch may squeeze one last nut out

 

not sure how credible he is…

 

 

[G650 14107]

2 minutes ago, Gengs1 said:

This bitch may squeeze one last nut out

 

not sure how credible he is…

 

 

He's the most credible guy you can listen to. They still favor Fritsch fwiw

[chainsaw 9838]

5 minutes ago, G650 said:

He's the most credible guy you can listen to. They still favor Fritsch fwiw

This is App State vs. Aggy. Wasn't supposed to even be close.

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

google showing Frisch still up 2K with 96% of the vote in?

[Nice Guy Eddie 13414]

Always better to be ahead but there is probably a decent chance she wins given her district. She declare her 50 vote win as a mandate.

Edited November 9, 2022 by Nice Guy Eddie

[tx 3 putt 76390]

so now a republican wants to wait for all the mail votes to get in ?

[Born to Run 6567]

Dykstra was never known for his power, but sometimes you gotta chase a screwball and swing for the fences.

Well played

But too soon, that series broke my heart as a kid.

[Born to Run 6567]

Have you heard her speak?  Even Fox has standards.  

She's also not blond.

[G650 14107]

 

[chainsaw 9838]

1 minute ago, G650 said:

 

I needed to hear that

[Chewbacca 7730]

Just did a dump (hopefully it was the Mesa votes @G650 mentioned above) and Tits McGhee is now within 100.  If that was the Mesa dump and we're still waiting for Pueblo, that is probably good for Frisch.

[tx 3 putt 76390]

 

[Gengs1 2583]

Fuck she is getting close 

[Js1 85110]

1 minute ago, Gengs1 said:

Fuck she is getting close 

Phrasing 

[G650 14107]

6 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

I needed to hear that

Still knife edge

[Js1 85110]

 

[Vito Andolini 9112]

5 minutes ago, Gengs1 said:

Fuck she is getting close 

That’s what she said.

Regarding Dykstra, he’s now a semi-regular on the Stern Show, and is practically a wackpacker. He is missing many teeth, and he claims he uses their absence to give great oral pleasure to his female victims I mean partners. He’s a complete washout, hard to believe he once had a very lucrative financial scheme going. 

[4th&Five 41461]

1 minute ago, Vito Andolini said:

That’s what she said.

Regarding Dykstra, he’s now a semi-regular on the Stern Show, and is practically a wackpacker. He is missing many teeth, and he claims he uses their absence to give great oral pleasure to his female victims I mean partners. He’s a complete washout, hard to believe he once had a very lucrative financial scheme going. 

“How’s the slot?”

[G650 14107]

 

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

Please dear God.

[C-Man 27056]

That’s what she said.
Regarding Dykstra, he’s now a semi-regular on the Stern Show, and is practically a wackpacker. He is missing many teeth, and he claims he uses their absence to give great oral pleasure to his female victims I mean partners. He’s a complete washout, hard to believe he once had a very lucrative financial scheme going. 

Lucrative? Wasn’t it all basically a scam?

[jimmyjazz 45560]

44 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

That’s what she said.

Regarding Dykstra, he’s now a semi-regular on the Stern Show, and is practically a wackpacker. He is missing many teeth, and he claims he uses their absence to give great oral pleasure to his female victims I mean partners. He’s a complete washout, hard to believe he once had a very lucrative financial scheme going. 

He's the cousin of a close friend of mine.  He's mentally broken.  Funny, but severely disconnected from the real world.

[Vito Andolini 9112]

4 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Lucrative? Wasn’t it all basically a scam?

Yes, but he had an estimated $58,000,000 net worth at one point, and it’s hard to believe the complete moron who exists today was clever enough to pull off such a scam. He’s incredibly out of it these days, a toothless dolt who wouldn’t be able to pull the wool over anyone’s eyes.

[C-Man 27056]

Yes, but he had an estimated $58,000,000 net worth at one point, and it’s hard to believe the complete moron who exists today was clever enough to pull off such a scam. He’s incredibly out of it these days, a toothless dolt who wouldn’t be able to pull the wool over anyone’s eyes.

How much of that was baseball money, though? I think his business “empire” was mostly fictional.

Did this cunt lose yet????

[Homercles 10205]

Colorado done counting for the night per Thorongil.  Looking gloomy based on those found ballots.  

[Sbbruin 21737]

6 minutes ago, Homercles said:

Colorado done counting for the night per Thorongil.  Looking gloomy based on those found ballots.  

Gloomy for who?  Is Tits McGee in or out?

[sidis 9754]

Too close to say definitely. The Pueblo County ballot counters decided to call it a day and went to Golden Corral. We will know tomorrow…unless other mysterious bins turn up. 

[chainsaw 9838]

3 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Gloomy for who?  Is Tits McGee in or out?

she's down but in the red zone