Lauren Boobert - Tits and a Gun

[Chewbacca 7827]

3 minutes ago, PsychMike said:

I agree that they don't indicate % or outstanding votes to be counted, but that website shows all 64 counties are still in "Post-election reporting in Progress" rather than "Post-election reporting Complete" so that sucks (updated 15 min ago). That said, I still like the SOS...Jena is my favorite Griswold, second to Ellen.

 

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Yeah, Jena is rude to quite rude.

[The Dog 44771]

 

[Pato del Muerto 53330]

1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

https://www.cnn.com/election/2022/results/colorado/us-house-district-3

My google widget is showing 95% in and 2200 lead. 151600 to 149400. 
 

gonna be a photo finish and she’s got that nose…

 

would be really fun if she pulled ahead by a couple hundred and then drops behind again. 

Edited November 9, 2022 by Pato del Muerto

[tx 3 putt 78467]

[crash_davis 23465]

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

My google widget is showing 95% in and 2200 lead. 151600 to 149400. 

Google Colorado District 3 results and you get websites showing different numbers. I have no idea which is more updated than others. CNN seems to be ok. As of right now on CNN.

[C-Man 27684]

2 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Google Colorado District 3 results and you get websites showing different numbers. I have no idea which is more updated than others. CNN seems to be ok. As of right now on CNN.

Ron's post showing AP numbers and the CNN post show the same number of votes for both but have different estimated vote in numbers -- 95% on AP, 92% on CNN.

I'm going to be very upset if she pulls this out at the end but, then again, her family is good at pulling things out. Or so I'm told.

[SquishMitten 10493]

2 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Ron's post showing AP numbers and the CNN post show the same number of votes for both but have different estimated vote in numbers -- 95% on AP, 92% on CNN.

I'm going to be very upset if she pulls this out at the end but, then again, her family is good at pulling things out. Or so I'm told.

Don't know about the rest of the family, but her father certainly isn't

[Nice Guy Eddie 13706]

CO now reporting 2,200 difference.

Given the direction of this race, there is probably a decent chance there will be some type of recount.

[Native Horn 3569]

1 hour ago, G650 said:

NSIAP

 

 

 

 

Not the true definition of a slump-buster, but I'll allow it for these two psychos.

[The Hot Dog Buffet 1312]

 

[TexasHooch 5166]

Don't get it twisted. She'd be the one in a slump, and that ugly sonofabitch definitely qualifies.

[Valmy77 13567]

Dykstra got out of prison? Huh. Well good for him.

[MaybeACoordinator 8350]

1 hour ago, F250 said:

Is this parody or is Dykstra really offering her the D?

He was on Mark Maron a few years ago, claiming to be clean and sober but audibly high as fuck on pills. Maron even said so at one point. 
 

Oh and Dykstra said he was servicing rich old women for cash. And they probably have the best prescriptions too. I mean, it was almost implied he was trolling hospices for dates. 

[tx 3 putt 78467]

Does dykatra know just cash app her some money, and that maga poon is all his for an hour ?

 

 

 

Just now, Valmy77 said:

Dykstra got out of prison? Huh. Well good for him.

bro, everyone in prison has cellphones 

Edited November 9, 2022 by tx 3 putt

[Chewbacca 7827]

SOS just updated the count here.  Added ~3k votes, Frisch still holding with a +2205 advantage.

Edited November 9, 2022 by Chewbacca

[Longhorn_Fan68 34079]

 

 

[Beau Vine 55816]

Denver Post says that they can still count out-of-state military votes through 11/16.  /sad nana

[chainsaw 10243]

Just now, Beau Vine said:

Denver Post says that they can still count out-of-state military votes through 11/16.  /sad nana

how many realistically would be trickling in this late in the game?

[Constant 6839]

How quickly is this wretched bitch hired on full-time at Fox News? Already a conditional offer of employment?

[Beau Vine 55816]

2 minutes ago, Constant said:

How quickly is this wretched bitch hired on full-time at Fox News? Already a conditional offer of employment?

Have you heard her speak?  Even Fox has standards.  

[Satchel 6982]

3 minutes ago, Constant said:

How quickly is this wretched bitch hired on full-time at Fox News? Already a conditional offer of employment?

Will she be their policy wonk?

[DDD Dad 14571]

2 minutes ago, Satchel said:

Will she be their policy wank?

FIFY

[Gengs1 2583]

This bitch may squeeze one last nut out

 

not sure how credible he is…

 

 

[G650 14421]

2 minutes ago, Gengs1 said:

This bitch may squeeze one last nut out

 

not sure how credible he is…

 

 

He's the most credible guy you can listen to. They still favor Fritsch fwiw

[chainsaw 10243]

5 minutes ago, G650 said:

He's the most credible guy you can listen to. They still favor Fritsch fwiw

This is App State vs. Aggy. Wasn't supposed to even be close.

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

google showing Frisch still up 2K with 96% of the vote in?

[Nice Guy Eddie 13706]

Always better to be ahead but there is probably a decent chance she wins given her district. She declare her 50 vote win as a mandate.

Edited November 9, 2022 by Nice Guy Eddie

[tx 3 putt 78467]

so now a republican wants to wait for all the mail votes to get in ?

[Born to Run 6598]

Dykstra was never known for his power, but sometimes you gotta chase a screwball and swing for the fences.

Well played

But too soon, that series broke my heart as a kid.

[Born to Run 6598]

Have you heard her speak?  Even Fox has standards.  

She's also not blond.

[G650 14421]

 

[chainsaw 10243]

1 minute ago, G650 said:

 

I needed to hear that

[Chewbacca 7827]

Just did a dump (hopefully it was the Mesa votes @G650 mentioned above) and Tits McGhee is now within 100.  If that was the Mesa dump and we're still waiting for Pueblo, that is probably good for Frisch.

[tx 3 putt 78467]

 

[Gengs1 2583]

Fuck she is getting close 

[Js1 86927]

1 minute ago, Gengs1 said:

Fuck she is getting close 

Phrasing 

[G650 14421]

6 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

I needed to hear that

Still knife edge

[Js1 86927]

 

[Vito Andolini 9431]

5 minutes ago, Gengs1 said:

Fuck she is getting close 

That’s what she said.

Regarding Dykstra, he’s now a semi-regular on the Stern Show, and is practically a wackpacker. He is missing many teeth, and he claims he uses their absence to give great oral pleasure to his female victims I mean partners. He’s a complete washout, hard to believe he once had a very lucrative financial scheme going. 

[4th&Five 41902]

1 minute ago, Vito Andolini said:

That’s what she said.

Regarding Dykstra, he’s now a semi-regular on the Stern Show, and is practically a wackpacker. He is missing many teeth, and he claims he uses their absence to give great oral pleasure to his female victims I mean partners. He’s a complete washout, hard to believe he once had a very lucrative financial scheme going. 

“How’s the slot?”

[G650 14421]

 

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

Please dear God.

[C-Man 27684]

That’s what she said.
Regarding Dykstra, he’s now a semi-regular on the Stern Show, and is practically a wackpacker. He is missing many teeth, and he claims he uses their absence to give great oral pleasure to his female victims I mean partners. He’s a complete washout, hard to believe he once had a very lucrative financial scheme going. 

Lucrative? Wasn’t it all basically a scam?

[jimmyjazz 46967]

44 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

That’s what she said.

Regarding Dykstra, he’s now a semi-regular on the Stern Show, and is practically a wackpacker. He is missing many teeth, and he claims he uses their absence to give great oral pleasure to his female victims I mean partners. He’s a complete washout, hard to believe he once had a very lucrative financial scheme going. 

He's the cousin of a close friend of mine.  He's mentally broken.  Funny, but severely disconnected from the real world.

[Vito Andolini 9431]

4 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Lucrative? Wasn’t it all basically a scam?

Yes, but he had an estimated $58,000,000 net worth at one point, and it’s hard to believe the complete moron who exists today was clever enough to pull off such a scam. He’s incredibly out of it these days, a toothless dolt who wouldn’t be able to pull the wool over anyone’s eyes.

[C-Man 27684]

Yes, but he had an estimated $58,000,000 net worth at one point, and it’s hard to believe the complete moron who exists today was clever enough to pull off such a scam. He’s incredibly out of it these days, a toothless dolt who wouldn’t be able to pull the wool over anyone’s eyes.

How much of that was baseball money, though? I think his business “empire” was mostly fictional.

Did this cunt lose yet????

[Homercles 10206]

Colorado done counting for the night per Thorongil.  Looking gloomy based on those found ballots.  

[Sbbruin 22082]

6 minutes ago, Homercles said:

Colorado done counting for the night per Thorongil.  Looking gloomy based on those found ballots.  

Gloomy for who?  Is Tits McGee in or out?

[sidis 9990]

Too close to say definitely. The Pueblo County ballot counters decided to call it a day and went to Golden Corral. We will know tomorrow…unless other mysterious bins turn up. 

[chainsaw 10243]

3 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Gloomy for who?  Is Tits McGee in or out?

she's down but in the red zone