Lauren Boobert - Tits and a Gun

[F250 29184]

2 hours ago, Born to Run said:

3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Have you heard her speak?  Even Fox has standards.  

She's also not blond.

From when she was a sex worker.

 

 

[Js1 87090]

25 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

she's down but in the red zone

Hopefully she’s Arkansas calling a QB lunge across the goal line against aggy 

[speed817 19865]

 

When does her onlyfans link drop???

[TexEx15 17915]

 

[chainsaw 10258]

1 minute ago, speed817 said:

 

When does her onlyfans link drop???

There have been like two or three gun-jump tweets like this because of reporting errors about how many uncounted votes are left and where those uncounted votes are from.

[Neonmoon 38130]

Yeah no one knows wtf is going on in CO-3

[SizzleChest 8309]

 

[chainsaw 10258]

Just now, SizzleChest said:

 

[Beau Vine 55850]

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

He's the cousin of a close friend of mine.  He's mentally broken.  Funny, but severely disconnected from the real world.

In what state is the GOP going to push him for a Senate run in 2024?

[Born to Run 6598]

From when she was a sex worker.
 

 

carpet doesn't match the drapes.

I would never make fun of a women for being a sex worker, but she looks like a sex worker from Beaumont or Lufkin, respectfully to those fair ladies in East Texas.

[RabidM 2755]

What the fuck is going on with her abs?  Is that a giant hernia? 

[Pato del Muerto 53407]

19 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Yeah no one knows wtf is going on in CO-3

Obviously both teams are running their shenanigans plays.  We just have to see which has the better play, and who gets out-shenaniganed. 

[chainsaw 10258]

3 minutes ago, RabidM said:

What the fuck is going on with her abs?  Is that a giant hernia? 

[Born to Run 6598]

What the fuck is going on with her abs?  Is that a giant hernia? 

Nobody pulled out.

[Francisco 2.0 32572]

 

 

[mchookem 16759]

^

[Pato del Muerto 53407]

I’m suddenly interested in knowing what dances with wolves would have been like with Jeff bridges in the lead role.  

[Pato del Muerto 53407]

A few more votes dropped and now it’s 99% and she’s still losing by 64

[jimmyjazz 47028]

7 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

A few more votes dropped and now it’s 99% and she’s still losing by 64

This shitshow is gonna drag on for days weeks months a year or more.

[troph 25111]

11 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

This shitshow is gonna drag on for days weeks months a year or more.

She will go to her grave claiming it was stolen. 

[Sawbonz 28126]

How does Coach not have a blue checkmark 

[Guest]

31 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I’m suddenly interested in knowing what dances with wolves would have been like with Jeff bridges in the lead role.  

[Born to Run 6598]

I’m suddenly interested in knowing what dances with wolves would have been like with Jeff bridges in the lead role.  

shumanitutonka ob wachi

[Satchel 6982]

Lauren predicts red wave. Chuckle:

 

[Nice Guy Eddie 13715]

What did we do to deserve this early Xmas present that boebert is looking closer and closer to losing. No one even remotely saw this from the national stage.

it’s also somewhat assuring that even rural CO will reject someone like her even though it’s literally 50/50 at the moment.

[Bateshorn 9989]

If we really are talking about a 2-3 seat majority either way, they are going to be litigating his election for weeks or months

[TexEx15 17915]

9 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

How does Coach not have a blue checkmark 

He hasn’t paid Elon his $8 bucks yet.

[MoJames 8258]

CO-3 VOTERS - Check your ballot - you have 8 days to make a correction if it was rejected.

Check either: 

https://www.coloradosos.gov/voter/pages/pub/olvr/regVoterDetail.xhtml

https://colorado.ballottrax.net/voter/

If there is a problem you can take steps with Txt2Cure: https://www.coloradosos.gov/pubs/elections/FAQs/TXT2Cure.html

[Homercles 10206]

1 hour ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

What did we do to deserve this early Xmas present that boebert is looking closer and closer to losing. No one even remotely saw this from the national stage.

it’s also somewhat assuring that even rural CO will reject someone like her even though it’s literally 50/50 at the moment.

Nowhere near over and despite mass confusion on how many ballots are left and from where, most are still predicting she wins.  Regardless it wasn’t supposed to be close so I’m glad she’s sweating it out.  

[Mo Horn 8934]

Her latest tweet. Lol

[SydneyCarton 49457]

11 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Her latest tweet. Lol

I don't even know what that fucking means. Is she complaining the vote count is slow or is she saying Colorado should beat Frisch with sticks?

[DDD Dad 14624]

12 hours ago, Born to Run said:

carpet doesn't match the drapes.

Most likely hardwood.

[Neonmoon 38130]

2 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

Most likely hardwood.

Covered in mold

[LTbear 4211]

12 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I don't even know what that fucking means. Is she complaining the vote count is slow or is she saying Colorado should beat Frisch with sticks?

You've never seen the generic ol' impatience meme?

[Nice Guy Eddie 13715]

26 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Her latest tweet. Lol

Reluctantly I give her (or her social media person) credit at humor. She is probably sitting there refreshing her screen every minute as well.

[TexArcher 38869]

12 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

Most likely hardwood.

 

8 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Covered in mold

 

And herp

 

[MoJames 8258]

From Reddit.

"1st time Lauren Boebert and super-tight have been used in the same sentence."

[TexasEd 8261]

Frisch should claim he won. It is over the Republicans are trying to cheat with their dumps and unknown ballots. Probably only mail in votes now anyway. 
 

Stop the steal!

16 hours ago, Gengs1 said:

This bitch may squeeze one last nut out

 

not sure how credible he is…

 

 

 

13 hours ago, Homercles said:

Colorado done counting for the night per Thorongil.  Looking gloomy based on those found ballots.  

 

12 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Yeah no one knows wtf is going on in CO-3

 

[Js1 87090]

That's a hilarious tweet.  Props to her/her social media team for poking fun at the slow count and the fact that she is losing.  

I halfway expected her to go silent until the race was called.

[ohchaucer 1444]

Her latest tweet. Lol

Sorry, maybe it’s just that the republi-comic bar is so low, but that’s kinda funny.

Will be funnier when she loses.

[SydneyCarton 49457]

31 minutes ago, LTbear said:

You've never seen the generic ol' impatience meme?

Clearly not, and lets not pretend I'm that old (for this site) and don't spend a lot of time on the internet.

Gimme the ole' bear at the picnic table. 

[Dutchrudder 11229]

49 minutes ago, Js1 said:

That's a hilarious tweet.  Props to her/her social media team for poking fun at the slow count and the fact that she is losing.  

I halfway expected her to go silent until the race was called.

I agree. The next one should be a Mr Burns, "Are they saying 'boo' or 'Boo-bert'?"

 

[RPM 26585]

57 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

 

 

And herp

 

Hep C

[TexArcher 38869]

4 minutes ago, RPM said:

Hep C

Hep C, Hep D, whatever it takes.

[tigol 2479]

NYT is predicting her to win.

[Neonmoon 38130]

4 minutes ago, tigol said:

NYT is predicting her to win.

NY predicted her to win from the beginning. They stopped updating their stuff yesterday morning. 

[South Austin 53163]

I guess I can rationalize her win by saying that it'll keep enough of the MAGA's in Congress to continue shining a light on how fucked up that party has become, which can help the Dems in 2024. 

But I still want that bitch to lose.

[Queen Bitch 1692]

 

Boebs took the lead and immediately took to Twitter

[Pato del Muerto 53407]

Leading, is the more appropriate term. She should use it while she can. 

Edited November 10, 2022 by Pato del Muerto

[Pescado_Rojo 19574]

2 minutes ago, Queen Bitch said:

 

Boebs took the lead and immediately took to Twitter

Hopefully, this tempts karma a little too much. Would love to see an adaptation of the aggie roller coaster.