Lauren Boobert - Tits and a Gun

[Macanudo 13327]

1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Sounds like a made up org.

https://www.redlakenationnews.com/story/2023/05/25/politics/institute-for-legislative-analysis-launched-in-preparation-for-2024/114266.html

WASHINGTON, DC – Former employees of the American Conservative Union (CPAC) have launched a new policy organization - The Institute for Legislative Analysis (ILA) - which will construct legislative scorecards for the leading national advocacy organizations to educate voters ahead of 2024. The ILA will officially debut its advanced data and scorecard platform early next month at a private launch event held at the Conservative Partnership Institute. The event will bring together leaders from the top conservative and liberty-minded organizations along with nearly 100 members of congress who will be presented awards for their ratings of 80% and above on ILA’s Limited Government Index (LGI).

 

"The media has worked overtime in their attempt to fracture the Republican party and pit every candidate and group against each other. We created the ILA to better unite the conservative and liberty movement and ensure every American is equipped with the data needed to effectively hold their lawmakers accountable." said Ryan McGowan, ILA’s Chief Executive Officer.

 

The LGI is the most advanced congressional rating system, containing 38,655 votes, 122 in-depth policy analyses and more unique sampled roll calls from last session than the federal scorecards produced by over a dozen of the leading national advocacy groups – combined.

 

Each of ILA’s allied advocacy organizations will be provided 50 state scorecards built on the LGI platform, with the scorecards customized to each group’s specific policy priorities and stances. ILA’s President Fred McGrath added, "Not only do scorecards educate voters on the key policies, but the transparency they provide significantly impacts the votes and policy positions of lawmakers.”

 

The ILA team previously worked together for nearly a decade at the ACU where they expanded and perfected ACU’s congressional and state ratings program. Their work resulted in ACU becoming the first and only organization to ever produce a comprehensive scorecard covering all 8,000 federal and state lawmakers in America. The team will now serve the entire conservative and liberty movement by researching bills across hundreds of policy fields and further innovating the scorecard model to advance the principles of limited government.

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

57 minutes ago, TDunk said:

Is she a spinner? I don’t want her name in my search history to look it up. 
 

I would like to know the percentage of her voters who also have a search history on pornhub that includes the word “teacher.”

[Js1 87184]

18 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

The media has worked overtime in their attempt to fracture the Republican party and pit every candidate and group against each other

No, the Republican Party led by Trump has done a great job of that on their own 

[SydneyCarton 49504]

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

She def fucked both of those guys after 

You think those dudes have sex with women? 

[Macanudo 13327]

6 minutes ago, Js1 said:

No, the Republican Party led by Trump has done a great job of that on their own 

Hey, don't attribute that quote to me.   It's from the article.

[Beau Vine 55867]

11 hours ago, Macanudo said:

The media has worked overtime in their attempt to fracture the Republican party and pit every candidate and group against each other.

[Gatorubet 30720]

12 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

“ Champion of Limited Government” means that I missed more Roll Call votes than anyone else in Congress. 

So like - I did not vote for most stuff. And the only two bills I introduced are the Biden impeachment thing ….and that one law making it illegal to do research on Congresspeople to see if they used to be escorts…”

[Pato del Muerto 53504]

If the award is for limited government, wouldn’t the metric just be who voted no to the most things?  Is not showing up the same to them as voting no, since it’s not a yes?  This relies on a presumption that most bills would somehow increase federal spending, regulation, or reach. 

[tx 3 putt 78682]

when is she filing her lawsuit against the group that called her out for being a prostitute ?

[Macanudo 13327]

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

when is she filing her lawsuit against the group that called her out for being a prostitute ?

Two weeks

[Smax 3800]

 

classless ged granny

[DigglerontheHoof 21551]

I'd really like to punch that cunt full-on in the face.  

[Longhorn_Fan68 34106]

On 7/14/2023 at 7:56 AM, Beau Vine said:

 

Come. The. Fuck. On. These are not serious people. They both look like they cut one right before this photo was taken
 

[Red Five 41738]

They look like the people in those Gary Peterson tweets. 

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2 hours ago, Smax said:

classless ged granny

Today's GQP.

[Bullneck 19528]

4 hours ago, Smax said:

 

classless ged granny

 

She doesn't care about anything that doesn't give her money or make her famous.

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20922]

Adam Frisch, who very nearly beat Boebert the last time around, has raised three times as much money as she has so far.

 

Also, per Frisch, Boebert tweeted 13 times yesterday and didn't mention Colorado once. 

[Pescado_Rojo 19587]

She'll go suck some Koch and make up the difference in one check. 

[DigglerontheHoof 21551]

23 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

She'll go suck some Koch and make up the difference in one check. 

And get reelected. 

[Biff Tannen 46168]

1 hour ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

She'll go suck some Koch and make up the difference in one check. 

 

1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

And get reelected. 

[Degenerate Gardner 4159]

17 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

Come. The. Fuck. On. These are not serious people. They both look like they cut one right before this photo was taken
 

The 2nd guy has some Figuerelli in him.

[Satchel 6982]

Throwing the Ulvalde kid’s flyer in the trash was a money move. She knew her people would eat it up.

[The Dog 44861]

23 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

And get reelected. 

 

[TexArcher 39072]

On 7/14/2023 at 8:01 AM, Js1 said:

She def fucked both of those guys after 

So, fucking them before was to get the award, and fucking them after was just for some extra spending money, right?

[Js1 87184]

5 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

She got massively outraised 

[TDunk 590]

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

She got massively outraised 

Was it at least reverse cowboy? 
 

 

[Macanudo 13327]

18 minutes ago, TDunk said:

Was it at least reverse cowboy? 
 

 

I think you meant reverse cowgirl.   But you do you.

[speed817 19943]

2 hours ago, The Dog said:

 

We all know she wants that D...

[Longhorn_Fan68 34106]

2 hours ago, Macanudo said:

But you do you.

Isn't that what reverse cowboy is? 

[Beau Vine 55867]

2 hours ago, Macanudo said:

But you do you.

That's called "soloing."

[Underdog 29190]

Hot keyboard warrior take:/ after seeing her toss that Lit into the trash, how do you not grab that vile twat and shove her in the trash herself? /end of hot keyboard warrior take.  

[The Dog 44861]

7 hours ago, Js1 said:

She got massively outraised 

In an R+7 district too.

by comparison Marjorie is from an R+22 district.

boobert REALLY needs Trump on the ballot or else she’s gonna lose.

[Biff Tannen 46168]

8 hours ago, The Dog said:

 

What a world.  A complete moron and whore with a GED is a "toss up".  Western Colorado...great scenery...interesting...people.

[Chewbacca 7830]

3 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

What a world.  A complete moron and whore with a GED is a "toss up".  Western Colorado...great scenery...interesting...people.

[TDunk 590]

8 hours ago, Macanudo said:

I think you meant reverse cowgirl.   But you do you.

Shit. NowThis where you at? 
 

[Sawbonz 28222]

On 7/14/2023 at 7:56 AM, Beau Vine said:

 

Award for least effective governing? Yes I’d give her that

[Pato del Muerto 53504]

*cowperson

[Francisco 2.0 32595]

Classy.

 

https://www.denverpost.com/2023/09/12/lauren-boebert-removed-beetlejuice-musical-denver/

 

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U.S. Rep. Lauren Boebert was escorted out of a Sunday night performance of the “Beetlejuice” musical in downtown Denver, accused by venue officials of vaping, singing, recording and “causing a disturbance” during the performance.

In an incident report shared with The Denver Post on Tuesday afternoon, officials with Denver Arts & Venues wrote that two patrons were asked to leave the city-owned Buell Theatre during the performance of the touring Broadway show. They previously were issued a warning during the intermission regarding behavior that prompted three complaints from other theatergoers, the report says.

 

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The report does not name Boebert as one of the patrons or identify the other person. But her campaign office — while disputing the behavior alleged — confirmed that she was escorted from the Buell on Sunday night during the “Beetlejuice” show.

The incident report states that after receiving the intermission warning, about five minutes into the second act security officials received “another complaint about the patrons being loud and at the time (they) were recording.” Taking pictures or recording is not permitted at shows.

The report quotes one of the ushers: “They told me they would not leave. I told them that they need to leave the theater and if they do not, they will be trespassing. The patrons said they would not leave. I told them I would (be) going to get Denver Police. They said go get them.”

 

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The Republican from Silt is running for a third time in 2024 to represent the 3rd Congressional District, which covers much of western and southern Colorado.

Drew Sexton, the campaign manager for Boebert, told The Post that the second-term congresswoman denied vaping during the show. She did use her cellphone to take a picture of the performance, unaware that photos weren’t allowed.

“I can confirm the stunning and salacious rumors: in her personal time, Congresswoman Lauren Boebert is indeed a supporter of the performing arts (gasp!) and, to the dismay of a select few, enthusiastically enjoyed a weekend performance of ‘Beetlejuice,’ ” Sexton wrote in a statement. He noted that The Post’s review of the show last week described it as “zany,” “outrageous,” and a ‘lusty riot.”

 

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Boebert, he wrote, encourages everyone to see the play and its “fantastic cast, tremendous visuals and plenty of loud laughs” — but, he added, “with a gentle reminder to leave their phones outside of the venue.”

The report also said after the two patrons were escorted out and reached the building’s vestibule, they resisted leaving and said “stuff like ‘do you know who I am,’ ‘I am on the board’ (and) ‘I will be contacting the mayor.’ ”

Police arrived and stayed in the lobby of the Buell until Boebert and her companion left, according to the report.

 

[Chewbacca 7830]

You can take the girl out of the trailer park...

[atomheartbevo 90650]

She's just in the trenches of the cultural war where...*checks notes* apparently Beetlejuice is one of the fronts.

[Js1 87184]

I wonder how it felt for her to not be the one doing the escorting 

Edited September 12, 2023 by Js1

[speed817 19943]

Looks like a blow up doll in this picture.....

 

[YGIFS 19458]

Other than that, how was the play Mrs. Blowbert?  

[Surly Bevo 25748]

“Do you know who I am?”

“Why yes we do Ms Boobert and that is why we are here doing this before things get even dumber “

[jimmyjazz 47203]

Should have dropped an "adios, mofo".  Clearly not SEC material.

[HenryJames 67367]

 

[HenryJames 67367]

 

[Goredho 17656]

11 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Classy.

 

https://www.denverpost.com/2023/09/12/lauren-boebert-removed-beetlejuice-musical-denver/

 

 

 

 

 

That this story ended without a tazing saddens me.

[Francisco 2.0 32595]

 

 

 

 

[Bullneck 19528]

If I hired someone for the $2,000 "GFE Date Night" instead of the usual "$400 Unrushed Hour" I'd tell her to wear something less obvious in case we run into someone I know when we're out and about.