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4 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Okay, but follow me here -- check out this marketing plan.

She's a whore.  She always has been.  But before, her pitch was "spend a coupla hours with some skank," and she surely priced her services accordingly.

NOW, her pitch is "pay $5k for an evening with a big-titted former congresswoman who has proven she will do anything . . . and we mean ANYTHING, no limits."

The ROI on her venture as a congresscritter is gonna be pretty solid.  Tip of the hat to her.

"Please form a line to the left if you want to see her husband's junk."

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I’m not unsure this wasn’t staged performance art.  A key to her continued service in government is convincing mountain Cletus that she is making the establishment in Denver uncomfortable.  This is gonna make the people that vote for her like her more.

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1 hour ago, Goredho said:

I’m not unsure this wasn’t staged performance art.  A key to her continued service in government is convincing mountain Cletus that she is making the establishment in Denver uncomfortable.  This is gonna make the people that vote for her like her more.

Kinda my thoughts as well. And that dress? "Hey rednecks, don't forget how relatively smoking hot I am!"

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18 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I bet she's re-elected much easier in '24 than in '22. If Trump is on the ballot, more people will come out and select her. 

I don't know about that. Colorado mountain towns are booming, and it's not the Cleti that are buying up the $1M+ homes in those towns. She won by less than 1K votes last time. 

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2 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

I don't know about that. Colorado mountain towns are booming, and it's not the Cleti that are buying up the $1M+ homes in those towns. She won by less than 1K votes last time. 

Not too sure about that.  I spend 2 weeks in the Lake City area this summer and saw as many dotard flags as I do in the Rockwall area.  Rednecks gonna redneck.

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3 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Not too sure about that.  I spend 2 weeks in the Lake City area this summer and saw as many dotard flags as I do in the Rockwall area.  Rednecks gonna redneck.

Lake City is its own special little place.  Full of MAGA (lots of them Texans escaping the heat for the summer) and side by sides.  Those two things go together like peanut butter and jelly.

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In case anyone gives a shit, here's a story about the guy she is dating. The NY Post label's him a Democrat in the headline, but if you read the article, it cites his family as "blue" and not really him specifically. 

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Rep. Lauren Boebert’s ‘mystery man’ is a Democrat who owns a Colorado bar: report

The “mystery man” who was booted from a Denver theater Sunday night along with Colorado Republican Rep. Lauren Boebert for disrupting a performance is a Democrat who owns a bar in Aspen, a source confirmed to The Post.

Quinn Gallagher, 46, was Boebert’s covert date to see “Beetlejuice: The Musical” at the Temple Hoyne Buell Theatre, where both were later kicked out following complaints about vaping, loudly singing and taking pictures during the show, the Daily Mail first reported.

The Colorado native is the co-owner of Hooch Craft Cocktail Bar in Aspen, which he opened with partner Pat Flannigan in April 2016, according to the Aspen Times.

The divorced father of one apparently scandalized his Democratic-leaning family members by spending the evening with the firebrand Republican, whom he has apparently been dating for months without their knowledge.

“It’s very surprising. I always thought Quinn was a cool guy and a Democrat. His parents would be horrified because they are definitely blue,” a source told the Daily Mail.

The outlet also obtained divorce records showing Gallagher married Aleece Alexander in 2006, and the couple ran the now-defunct Mona’s Bistro and Lounge in Seattle before their split in 2013.

Boebert, 36, was once the owner of her own establishment, Shooters Grill, in Rifle, Colo., where she was often seen serving customers with a 9mm holstered on her belt. The business closed in July 2022 after her landlord ended her lease.

The grandmother of one and mother to four boys caused at least three disturbances with Gallagher before being confronted by ushers, according to a theater incident report obtained by The Post.

Theater employees threatened to call the police, but the couple slunk out of the auditorium and briefly confronted theater employees in the lobby — with Boebert in a low-cut gold dress waving her finger and making threats. 

“Do you know who I am?” she reportedly said, warning them that she was”on the board” of the Denver Center for the Performing Arts and would contact Democratic Mayor Mike Johnston.

Boebert and Gallagher were then escorted outside the venue by security and Denver police officers and walked away hand in hand, according to the incident report.

The mayor’s office told The Post the congresswoman never followed up with them. A city rep also confirmed Boebert “does not serve on any of the City of Denver’s cultural commissions.”

“The Denver Police Department was not involved in this incident,” a spokesperson for city law enforcement also told The Post. Asked about the report stating Denver police officers were present and assisted in escorting the couple away, the rep added, “We do not comment on other agency’s reports.”

“I can confirm the stunning and salacious rumors: in her personal time, Congresswoman Lauren Boebert is indeed a supporter of the performing arts (gasp!) and, to the dismay of a select few, enthusiastically enjoyed a weekend performance of ‘Beetlejuice,’ which the Denver Post itself described as ‘zany,’ ‘outrageous’ and a ‘lusty riot,’” Boebert campaign spokesman Drew Sexton told The Post in a statement.

“She appreciates the Buell Theatre’s strict enforcement of their no photos policy and only wishes the Biden administration could uphold our border laws as thoroughly and vigorously,” he added.

“Congresswoman Boebert strongly encourages everyone to go see ‘Beetlejuice,’ which runs at Buell through Sept. 17 and features a fantastic cast, tremendous visuals, and plenty of loud laughs for attendees, but with a gentle reminder to leave their phones outside of the venue.”

 

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56 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

“It’s very surprising. I always thought Quinn was a cool guy and a Democrat. His parents would be horrified because they are definitely blue,” a source told the Daily Mail.

Counterpoint: Blue, Red, whatever....dude likes banging whores.

So....respect, right?

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58 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

In case anyone gives a shit, here's a story about the guy she is dating. The NY Post label's him a Democrat in the headline, but if you read the article, it cites his family as "blue" and not really him specifically. 

 

He's not gonna be real popular in Aspen as the dude banging Boebert (and I wouldn't be surprised if his bar takes a hit).  Might need to move to Grand Junction.

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1 hour ago, Chewbacca said:

Lake City is its own special little place.  Full of MAGA (lots of them Texans escaping the heat for the summer) and side by sides.  Those two things go together like peanut butter and jelly.

This is why I've avoided it.

32 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

Dem tiddays ain’t red.

Lessin’ he been dick slappin em.

Lessin she's a hog or a cattle?

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11 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

You think all the rich people in/visiting Aspen are Democrats?  

By and large, yes.  Not all of them, but most of them.  I'm talking about the community, not the vacationers.  I can't imagine the guy banging Boebert is gonna be popular with the locals.

Colorado is a very blue state these days, and that includes the resort areas.  The rural areas, not so much.  Grand County is a funny example.  East Grand (where Winter Park is) is quite blue.  The rest of the county is very red.  The result is an almost 50/50 split.

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