Lauren Boobert - Tits and a Gun

[South Austin 52037]

17 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

By and large, yes.  Not all of them, but most of them.  I'm talking about the community, not the vacationers.  I can't imagine the guy banging Boebert is gonna be popular with the locals.

Colorado is a very blue state these days, and that includes the resort areas.  The rural areas, not so much.  Grand County is a funny example.  East Grand (where Winter Park is) is quite blue.  The rest of the county is very red.  The result is an almost 50/50 split.

Also, John Denver wasn’t from Denver.

[Sawbonz 27375]

How long do you give a bar owned by a Gallagher and a Flannigan?

[elfenix 34168]

24 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Also, John Denver wasn’t from Denver.

[CooterBrown 17874]

A bar owner in Aspen and the best pussy he can get/buy is this regard? What the fuck is wrong with this guy?

[Bozo_Casanova 26232]

1 hour ago, Sawbonz said:

How long do you give a bar owned by a Gallagher and a Flannigan?

Gallagher is dead, you bastard

Edited September 15, 2023 by Bozo_Casanova

[Horn Dog 9644]

3 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

It's like people have never heard of a hate fuck. 

I went to UT during the Mackovic era.  Hate fucking during road games was all I had to look forward to.

[DixonHur 11074]

[atomheartbevo 89362]

3 hours ago, South Austin said:

Also, John Denver wasn’t from Denver.

1 hour ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Gallagher is dead, you bastard

Shit.  At least we still have John Denver.

[Pato del Muerto 52321]

3 hours ago, South Austin said:

Also, John Denver wasn’t from Denver.

No shit. Everyone knows he was from West Virginia. 

[YGIFS 19449]

Well then he was full of shit, man!

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

52 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

No shit. Everyone knows he was from West Virginia. 

Yep. The Rocky Mountains portion 

[bluto 4873]

I wish the media had let more time pass and her camp to put out more defensive statements and claims before dropping the actual video. 

[TexArcher 37455]

I don't throw the word "cunt" around lightly, but this vapid cunt sure is a cunt.

 

Edited September 15, 2023 by TexArcher

[Restless Native 315]

“She appreciates the Buell Theatre’s strict enforcement of their no photos policy and only wishes the Biden administration could uphold our border laws as thoroughly and vigorously,” he added.

 

Haha, I bet he just leaned back and smiled after he said that, thinking about all of the libs he just owned.

[atomheartbevo 89362]

When does Lacey Chabert get called up?

 

[Pescado_Rojo 19327]

Just now, atomheartbevo said:

When does Lacey Chabert get called up?

 

as soon as the restraining order expires. 

[Beau Vine 53964]

 

I wonder at what point in the night, her date was like:

[Red Five 40593]

That had to be intentional. I'm not sure if that makes it better or worse. 

[TexasEd 8062]

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

 

I wonder at what point in the night, her date was like:

idk, she grabbed his cork and put his hand on her tit.  

More like..

Edited September 15, 2023 by TexasEd

[Born to Run 6519]

It's refreshing to see a politician fucking her constituents instead of just fucking over her constituents.

[Chewbacca 7726]

She's just such a cunt.  Can't really think of any other word to use here.  Can she just crawl back into the hole she came out of?

[Incredulity 11532]

4 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

[gernblansten 3183]

4 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Nice moves at 0:29.

[Goredho 17301]

She's just having a good time, its all those other assholes in the theater marshing her mellow who are wrong.

[TexEx15 17444]

 

[jimmyjazz 45513]

Lulz.  That 'shopped AI'ed real.

[Brisketexan 104462]

Wait....are we gonna start judging people for pawing the ample titties of skanky whores?  Not in MY America!  No sir!

[Red Five 40593]

Hard to believe she's a grandmother at 37 or whatever she is. 

[C-Man 26991]

4 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Wait....are we gonna start judging people for pawing the ample titties of skanky whores?  Not in MY America!  No sir!

 

[F250 28659]

19 hours ago, DixonHur said:

This is what it looks like when you take out an older stripper with a cocaine and alcohol problem that works the day shift at The Landing Strip.

She shows up in an inappropriate bodycon miniskirt and immediately starts doing shots. Spends a few minutes complaining about being asked to babysit her grandchild. She expresses displeasure about being a grandma because she already finished raising her 16 year old. She then finishes with how great a grandma she is and shows you a picture of the grandchild in a onesie with a Marlboro logo on it.

Eventually she excuses herself to bump some rails in the bathroom. Does some more shots and mentions how awesome cocaine feels and finally settles in with a glass of Deep Eddy lemon vodka because it's classy.

Once the event starts, shenanigans begin.

Edited September 15, 2023 by F250

[Brisketexan 104462]

This is what it looks like when you take out an older stripper with a cocaine and alcohol problem that works the day shift at The Landing Strip.
She shows up in an inappropriate bodycon miniskirt and immediately starts doing shots. Spends a few minutes complaining about being asked to babysit her grandchild. She expresses displeasure about being a grandma because she already finished raising her 16 year old. She then finishes with how great a grandma she is and shows you a picture of the grandchild in a onesie with a Marlboro logo on it.
Eventually she excuses herself to bump some rails in the bathroom. Does some more shots and mentions how awesome cocaine feels and finally settles in with a glass of Deep Eddy lemon vodka because it's classy.
Once the event starts, shenanigans begin.

I doubt there’s ever been a more accurate post on this board.

Except the ones that say “OU sucks,” of course.

[Francisco 2.0 32290]

 

 

 

 

[4th&Five 41457]

 

[Post Oak 20182]

Trailer Park girls go round the outside.

[Born to Run 6519]

This is what it looks like when you take out an older stripper with a cocaine and alcohol problem that works the day shift at The Landing Strip.
She shows up in an inappropriate bodycon miniskirt and immediately starts doing shots. Spends a few minutes complaining about being asked to babysit her grandchild. She expresses displeasure about being a grandma because she already finished raising her 16 year old. She then finishes with how great a grandma she is and shows you a picture of the grandchild in a onesie with a Marlboro logo on it.
Eventually she excuses herself to bump some rails in the bathroom. Does some more shots and mentions how awesome cocaine feels and finally settles in with a glass of Deep Eddy lemon vodka because it's classy.
Once the event starts, shenanigans begin.

Which can be a fun time and all fine and well as long as you know what you are getting into. Sex at the expense of minor embarrassment in public.

Imagine if you made said stripper a congresswoman within a political movement that is solely based on being an uncouth asshole to everyone that has less power than you. That's her whole ethos. Being a piece of shit and making a scene deliberately. That's not so fun. Evil shenanigans.

[Sbbruin 21697]

2 hours ago, TexEx15 said:

 

[Sawbonz 27375]

2 hours ago, TexEx15 said:

 

[NAVY 6738]

1 hour ago, F250 said:

This is what it looks like when you take out an older stripper with a cocaine and alcohol problem that works the day shift at The Landing Strip.

She shows up in an inappropriate bodycon miniskirt and immediately starts doing shots. Spends a few minutes complaining about being asked to babysit her grandchild. She expresses displeasure about being a grandma because she already finished raising her 16 year old. She then finishes with how great a grandma she is and shows you a picture of the grandchild in a onesie with a Marlboro logo on it.

Eventually she excuses herself to bump some rails in the bathroom. Does some more shots and mentions how awesome cocaine feels and finally settles in with a glass of Deep Eddy lemon vodka because it's classy.

Once the event starts, shenanigans begin.

This is the kind of stuff an attorney would know 

[Dnaguy 11740]

1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

 

OTPHJ?

[Bozo_Casanova 26232]

And this MF tagged Bill Clinton and Cigar Aficionado
 

 

Edited September 15, 2023 by Bozo_Casanova

[Incredulity 11532]

1 hour ago, F250 said:

This is what it looks like when you take out an older stripper with a cocaine and alcohol problem that works the day shift at The Landing Strip.

She shows up in an inappropriate bodycon miniskirt and immediately starts doing shots. Spends a few minutes complaining about being asked to babysit her grandchild. She expresses displeasure about being a grandma because she already finished raising her 16 year old. She then finishes with how great a grandma she is and shows you a picture of the grandchild in a onesie with a Marlboro logo on it.

Eventually she excuses herself to bump some rails in the bathroom. Does some more shots and mentions how awesome cocaine feels and finally settles in with a glass of Deep Eddy lemon vodka because it's classy.

Once the event starts, shenanigans begin.

Makes me wistful for being 23 with a fresh paycheck to waste.

[Bozo_Casanova 26232]

 

[Sawbonz 27375]

All I know is she bet not ever take her iPad in for repair

[Incredulity 11532]

There has to be a sex tape out there somewhere.  Surprised it hasn’t shown up yet.

[washparkhorn 9931]

“The Sound of Mucus” now streaming. 

[Satchel 6908]

Would you just hate to be her school age children? I can’t imagine the grief they take. Eh, the more I think about it, they may not go to school.

[Bozo_Casanova 26232]

15 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

There has to be a sex tape out there somewhere.  Surprised it hasn’t shown up yet.

Inshallah!

[YGIFS 19449]

If anyone had 'Beat his Juice to Beetlejuice' on their 2023 Rocky Mountain Musical Theater bingo card, you've won everything I have.  

[speed817 19065]

Man you know she's been fucking in her office at Congress 

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

2 hours ago, F250 said:

This is what it looks like when you take out an older stripper with a cocaine and alcohol problem that works the day shift at The Landing Strip.

She shows up in an inappropriate bodycon miniskirt and immediately starts doing shots. Spends a few minutes complaining about being asked to babysit her grandchild. She expresses displeasure about being a grandma because she already finished raising her 16 year old. She then finishes with how great a grandma she is and shows you a picture of the grandchild in a onesie with a Marlboro logo on it.

Eventually she excuses herself to bump some rails in the bathroom. Does some more shots and mentions how awesome cocaine feels and finally settles in with a glass of Deep Eddy lemon vodka because it's classy.

Once the event starts, shenanigans begin.