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33 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

You know what Lauren, I was out of the dating game for 20+ years once too.   And groping my date in a crowded theater on the first date never occured to me.    I guess I'm either a prude or, well, someone with couth.

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You know, she would garner the first tiny shred of respect from me if she just said "look, I'm a 36 year old single woman coming out of a failed marriage, and I am looking forward to finally having a social life.  I'm not going to remain celibate until I remarry.  If that's a problem, then I might not be the person to represent you."

She'd lose about 5 voters.

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So infrared cameras 20 years later, means only tit grabbing and over-the-chino handjobs.  What the hell was she up to 20 years ago when it was just an usher with a Mag-Lite? 

"Look, I'll go ass-to-mouth during the second musical number...but if there's anybody with a Kodak FunSaver...I'm stopping and we are leaving."

 

There's no audio obviously, but in my heart of hearts...there was a guy named Dante in the last row of the Orchestra level.  And as Boebert walked out in shame with security, he shouted, "Yeah, try not to jerk off any dicks on your way to foyer!"  

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10 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

You know what Lauren, I was out of the dating game for 20+ years once too.   And groping my date in a crowded theater on the first date never occured to me.    I guess I'm either a prude or, well, someone with couth.

Couldn’t get tickets?

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17 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

You know what Lauren, I was out of the dating game for 20+ years once too.   And groping my date in a crowded theater on the first date never occured to me.    I guess I'm either a prude or, well, someone with couth.

Or you never dated an SWT girl.

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4 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

You know, she would garner the first tiny shred of respect from me if she just said "look, I'm a 36 year old single woman coming out of a failed marriage, and I am looking forward to finally having a social life.  I'm not going to remain celibate until I remarry.  If that's a problem, then I might not be the person to represent you."

She'd lose about 5 voters.

Five votes might have cost her the last election.

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On 9/23/2023 at 12:49 PM, YGIFS said:

So infrared cameras 20 years later, means only tit grabbing and over-the-chino handjobs.  What the hell was she up to 20 years ago when it was just an usher with a Mag-Lite? 

"Look, I'll go ass-to-mouth during the second musical number...but if there's anybody with a Kodak FunSaver...I'm stopping and we are leaving."

 

There's no audio obviously, but in my heart of hearts...there was a guy named Dante in the last row of the Orchestra level.  And as Boebert walked out in shame with security, he shouted, "Yeah, try not to jerk off any dicks on your way to foyer!"  

Pos rep for "Kodak FunSaver".

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I love the idea of Lauren calling the Mayor of Denver to protest her being escorted out of the theater.  The Mayor of Denver, a Democrat.  Good luck with that, Lauren.

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Lulz at calling to complain after all that shit. Like, "I'm calling to complain about a speeding ticket I got."

"How fast were you going?"

"95 MPH. In a school zone. So if you could just get this taken care of I'd appreciate it. Thanks." 

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1 minute ago, tx ind said:

we're getting closer to OnlyFans once she loses her seat

Maybe.

But what is a certainty is that her career path as a $5k+ per night escort is coming along nicely.  It's a sales pitch that writes itself: "Fuck a former congresswoman for $5k."  Her calendar will be full the moment she starts accepting bookings.

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2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Maybe.

But what is a certainty is that her career path as a $5k+ per night escort is coming along nicely.  It's a sales pitch that writes itself: "Fuck a former congresswoman for $5k."  Her calendar will be full the moment she starts accepting bookings.

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7 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

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As we've learned with MAGA world, she better be operating on a cash basis and not credit.  The "pull yourself up by your bootstraps" crew doesn't seem to like paying their bills.

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4 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

As we've learned with MAGA world, she better be operating on a cash basis and not credit.  The "pull yourself up by your bootstraps" crew doesn't seem to like paying their bills.

Imma pay her in Ameros. Or Trump Bucks. 

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On 10/5/2023 at 3:04 PM, tx ind said:

we're getting closer to OnlyFans once she loses her seat

The “cash me outside” girl allegedly made $50M in one year. If this is true then Boebert could easily make this if she stops giving it away for free in public. 

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1 hour ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

I mean people can hate but she can actually rap, so if Onlyfans is how she pays the bills more power to her

 

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