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Jesus, where does she think she is? The Sun Bowl?

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On 2/26/2024 at 3:53 PM, Pokoloco said:

😅  I love how twisted she gets you queefs.  84 pages! 

I've never really been in the CR.  It's basically a one sided echo chamber?  I had no idea.

 

It really has this energy in here.  Hilarious!!  Keep up the good work.

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10 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

22?  He really likes felonies.

https://www.kjct8.com/2024/02/28/lauren-boeberts-son-arrested-faces-22-charges/

Lauren Boebert’s 18-year-old son was arrested in Garfield County February 27, 2024, and faces 22 charges.

According to the Rifle Police Department’s Facebook page Tyler Boebert was arrested at around 2:30 in the afternoon. The arrest comes after a string of vehicle and property thefts in the area.

Boebert is facing the following charges:

  • Criminal possession of a financial device
  • Criminal possession of a financial device
  • Criminal possession of a financial device
  • Criminal possession of a financial device
  • First degree criminal auto trespass with intent to commit crime
  • First degree criminal auto trespass with intent to commit crime
  • First degree criminal auto trespass with intent to commit crime
  • Criminal possession of ID docs
  • Criminal possession of ID docs
  • Criminal possession of ID docs
  • Criminal possession of ID docs
  • Conspiracy to commit (felony)
  • ID theft possession with intent to use
  • ID theft possession with intent to use
  • ID theft possession with intent to use
  • ID theft possession with intent to use
  • Contributing to delinquency of a minor
  • Contributing to delinquency of a minor
  • Contributing to delinquency of a minor
  • Theft- less than $300
  • Theft- less than $300
  • Theft- less than $300

 

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looks like booger got caught robbing the Alpha Beta house. 

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11 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

22?  He really likes felonies.

https://www.kjct8.com/2024/02/28/lauren-boeberts-son-arrested-faces-22-charges/

Lauren Boebert’s 18-year-old son was arrested in Garfield County February 27, 2024, and faces 22 charges.

According to the Rifle Police Department’s Facebook page Tyler Boebert was arrested at around 2:30 in the afternoon. The arrest comes after a string of vehicle and property thefts in the area.

Boebert is facing the following charges:

  • Criminal possession of a financial device
  • Criminal possession of a financial device
  • Criminal possession of a financial device
  • Criminal possession of a financial device
  • First degree criminal auto trespass with intent to commit crime
  • First degree criminal auto trespass with intent to commit crime
  • First degree criminal auto trespass with intent to commit crime
  • Criminal possession of ID docs
  • Criminal possession of ID docs
  • Criminal possession of ID docs
  • Criminal possession of ID docs
  • Conspiracy to commit (felony)
  • ID theft possession with intent to use
  • ID theft possession with intent to use
  • ID theft possession with intent to use
  • ID theft possession with intent to use
  • Contributing to delinquency of a minor
  • Contributing to delinquency of a minor
  • Contributing to delinquency of a minor
  • Theft- less than $300
  • Theft- less than $300
  • Theft- less than $300

 

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I thought only illegals committed those kinds of crimes. The Boeberts aren’t sending their best. They’re criminals, whores, creeps. 

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On 2/26/2024 at 4:53 PM, Pokoloco said:

Sorry, it just seemed right. I will absolutely never wander over here again. Bunch of shrieking bullies in here. 

If I believed in a bunch of dumb and indefensible shit I wouldn't post here either.

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On 2/25/2024 at 11:50 PM, Voldemort86 said:
Would be funny if she started an only fans.  If she does,  one person here should bite the bullet, pay, and link everything to us on this thread.

Pay? Did simpcity go down again?

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3 hours ago, YGIFS said:

The son literally looks like the dumbass kid from "Idiocracy" that says "And your shit's all retarded"

But yeah, we totally don't exist inside a computer.  

How dare you besmirch the good doctor's name by calling him a kid!

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Tyler is both a gastronome and a master of disguise.

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In the surveillance video, Tyler Boebert was wearing a Shooters Bar and Grill hoodie while he and a group of three juveniles used a stolen credit card to buy food from Love’s in the early hours of Feb. 20, including tacos and “rollerbites,” according to the affidavit.

 

https://www.denverpost.com/2024/02/28/lauren-boebert-son-arrest-tyler-colorado-rifle-theft/

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14 minutes ago, Captainant said:

But wait, there's more!

https://www.newsweek.com/lauren-boebert-son-sex-tape-tyler-1874680

 

Tyler Boebert "supposedly made a sex tape" with a fellow suspect who was a female minor, according to an affidavit following his arrest.

 

17 hours ago, Leeroy Jenkins said:

Well at least he kept his dick in his pants.  

 

doh!!

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32 minutes ago, Captainant said:

But wait, there's more!

https://www.newsweek.com/lauren-boebert-son-sex-tape-tyler-1874680

 

Tyler Boebert "supposedly made a sex tape" with a fellow suspect who was a female minor, according to an affidavit following his arrest.

You know what really bothers me about that story?

The term "sex tape."  What, did they pick up a VHS camcorder laying around and make a low-res recording of them boning?  I doubt it.  It was almost certainly recorded on a phone camera, which is entirely digital.  I am on a crusade against the archaic term "sex tape," which should be replaced with the simple, correct, and widely applicable "sex video."

Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

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5 minutes ago, That Guy said:

Brisket’s TED Talk on underage porn nomenclature. 
 

Boy, not sure the Mrs is going to be fully supportive in that endeavor. 

See, that's the thing: my "sex video" nomenclature is good for all ages.  The point isn't the age of the participants.  The points are 1) there was sex, and 2) it was recorded on video.  Do you want to say "underage sex video?"  That absolutely works.  All kinds of modifiers are welcome!  "Elderly sex video," "group sex video," "sex video in a walk-in cooler," whatever the circumstance, the basic term "sex video" works.

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I can't wait to be lectured on how cruel and insensitive we're being for making fun of the situation and not giving their family respect and privacy during this difficult time.

Hunter Biden sucks dick for coke! You heard it here first from my totally not Russian asset informant.

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6 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

Gaetz'd 

Yep.

And also, this is pretty much an ironclad rule for the crowd that has spent most of the last 10 years shouting "THE DEMS ARE PEDOPHILES!": ummmm....the pedophilia....IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE.

Case after case after case after case.  GQP politicians and their family members.  MAGA church leaders.  MAGA cops.  Etc. etc.  If you want to avoid pedophiles....just avoid the people shouting about pedophiles.  That strategy will yield a good outcome more than anything else you could try.

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54 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

See, that's the thing: my "sex video" nomenclature is good for all ages.  The point isn't the age of the participants.  The points are 1) there was sex, and 2) it was recorded on video.  Do you want to say "underage sex video?"  That absolutely works.  All kinds of modifiers are welcome!  "Elderly sex video," "group sex video," "sex video in a walk-in cooler," whatever the circumstance, the basic term "sex video" works.

Step sister stuck in dryer sex video.

wow it works!

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12 minutes ago, Welshy said:

I don't mean to be argumentative, but I just don't see Jesus getting stuck in a dryer. 

Oh I’m sure there are videos of some repairman named Jesus getting stuck in a dryer, but they don’t turn up in my feeds.   

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