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1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

As a registered Republican, isn’t Lauren a member of this so-called uniparty?

Or perhaps….. dare I say…. a unitard??

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It’s becoming crystal clear that by the end of the year, she’ll be a $1000 a night escort.
I’m in. But not for pleasure, only to degrade her…which I’m not sure is even possible. But we have to try.

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Posted
5 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

It’s becoming crystal clear that by the end of the year, she’ll be a $1000 a night escort.
I’m in. But not for pleasure, only to degrade her…which I’m not sure is even possible. But we have to try.

Pay her to read you Becoming by Michelle Obama while wearing this.

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1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:


I’m liking this. Let’s get some more ideas.

I don't have the costume (well I have ideas but they are all in extremely poor taste, even for here), but I do a few ideas:

1.  Make her read aloud "On the Origin of Species"

2.  Selected works from Fredrick Douglass and Maya Angelou

3.  In lieu of reading (I'm not sure she can), have her watch the entire original Cosmos with Carl Sagan.  

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1 hour ago, BamaATL said:

I don't have the costume (well I have ideas but they are all in extremely poor taste, even for here), but I do a few ideas:

1.  Make her read aloud "On the Origin of Species"

2.  Selected works from Fredrick Douglass and Maya Angelou

3.  In lieu of reading (I'm not sure she can), have her watch the entire original Cosmos with Carl Sagan.  

I originally typed “(try to) read you” lol

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4 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

It’s becoming crystal clear that by the end of the year, she’ll be a $1000 a night escort.
I’m in. But not for pleasure, only to degrade her…which I’m not sure is even possible. But we have to try.

$1k seems kind of steep for her

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1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Just tie her up and make her wear a ball gag. Lock her in a closet. Lose the key. 

I was going with have her wear a dunce cap and a Dark Brandon T-shirt.  

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5 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

It’s becoming crystal clear that by the end of the year, she’ll be a $1000 a night escort.
I’m in. But not for pleasure, only to degrade her…which I’m not sure is even possible. But we have to try.

If you ever go ‘Two Magas, One Cup’ on us, I’m sure she has a deal to throw a C-note of the grand to Santos for what-evs is required. 

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1 minute ago, Voldemort86 said:

https://www.cbsnews.com/colorado/news/lauren-boebert-hospitalized-underwent-surgery-for-blood-clot-campaign-says/
 

skank had to go to the hospital, get a blood clot fixed, and got diagnosed with a rare disorder.

cant say I feel bad for her. I mean I don’t want her to die, but I don’t really want her to be healthy and happy either.

She’ll retire from politics for health reasons before she gets her ass kicked. 

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8 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

She’ll retire from politics for health reasons before she gets her ass kicked. 

How come we never see any Texas politicians retire for health reasons?  If only we could be so lucky.

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3 minutes ago, Voldemort86 said:

How come we never see any Texas politicians retire for health reasons?  If only we could be so lucky.

Because they never lose power, so they don’t need flimsy excuses. 

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On 3/24/2024 at 2:51 PM, Brisketexan said:

It’s becoming crystal clear that by the end of the year, she’ll be a $1000 a night escort.
I’m in. But not for pleasure, only to degrade her…which I’m not sure is even possible. But we have to try.

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Posted (edited)
2 hours ago, Voldemort86 said:

How come we never see any Texas politicians retire for health reasons?  If only we could be so lucky.

Former WH pill mill / current Representative Ronny Jackson could OD at any time.

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Her office is apparently not humored by my reference to "Beetlejuice 2" as I asked if she has any interest in my juice in her #2.  

 

Damn shame.  

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