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Yall nasty
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I'm 47 and not taking your anti-boner pills kind sir. Just because I play for the wrong team, doesn't mean I can't enjoy a classy pictorial from our hallowed halls of Congress ( a bipartisan lesbian photo pre-congress session amirite)
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I'd be yelling "how much for a hand job..... a double jack hammer with a half pump and a twist "  when she walked by. 

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1 minute ago, Born to Run said:

I'm 47 and not taking your anti-boner pills kind sir. Just because I play for the wrong team, doesn't mean I can't enjoy a classy pictorial from our hallowed halls of Congress ( a bipartisan lesbian photo pre-congress session amirite)

I’m sure hoping there’s some congress

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9 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Politics take a back seat to a great ménage a trois.

so in.

Until you realize George Santos took that picture

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1 hour ago, Blotto said:

I'd be yelling "how much for a hand job..... a double jack hammer with a half pump and a twist "  when she walked by. 

There's a 'Triple Lindy' joke in here somewhere from Rodney on the other side...

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1 hour ago, Born to Run said:

I'm 47 and not taking your anti-boner pills kind sir. Just because I play for the wrong team, doesn't mean I can't enjoy a classy pictorial from our hallowed halls of Congress ( a bipartisan lesbian photo pre-congress session amirite)

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"Horny Jail", man?  

Is that like some kinda B-movie riff on "Caged Heat"?  I need some production value in my porn by pompous Nolan brothers won't return my calls.  Thanks a lot, Nikki Benz!  

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I'm still wildly uncomfortable with the technologically to seamlessly put someone else's head on a pornstar"s body, but I'm also fully aware that I'm losing this battle in the long run.

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Yeah, not that I'm noble for taking a stand while searching for '69 cumshot compliation', but for some reason those deepfake clips that you see off to the side with celebrities faces on pornstar bodies...it just feels wrong and is a boner killer.  I know the whole industry is a fucking shitshow, but that just seems a bridge too far even for them.  

Having said that, that AOC/Boebert photo looks intriguing.  I am willing to give it a shot.  

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Obviously a few folks in this thread who are too young to have ever jerked off to a Playboy picture... or tore the lingerie pictures from a Sears catalog.

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3 minutes ago, AnTiM said:

Obviously a few folks in this thread who are too young to have ever jerked off to a Playboy picture.

Airbrushing was cool before AI.

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1 hour ago, AnTiM said:

Obviously a few folks in this thread who are too young to have ever jerked off to a Playboy picture... or tore the lingerie pictures from a Sears catalog.

Or the entire Cheryl Tiegs section from the catalog.

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Everybody form a circle. Reach right right, annnnnnd go.

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You know, I'm wrong on this one. Lauren pretty much ran on gun-fantasy port and her background with Ted Cruz further makes my post inappropriate.

Just leave AOC out of it, please.

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In high school, we were at a church youth retreat.  And one of the speakers was warning us of the sinful temptation of drugs.  And we were all high as fuck, having smoked out in the woods earlier.  And then she moves on to the dangers of pornography.  Mind you, this was when it was just playboy and scrambled cable soft-core.  And I'll never forget, she said something to the effect of, "They're not even real women in those magazines.  Not god's creation, it's all edited airbrushing!"  And Andy W. next to me, higher than a fucking kite, mumbles, "Yeah um, my boner doesn't even know what airbrushing is..."  Maybe one of the 5 funniest moments in my life   /csb

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10 hours ago, aggie08 said:

I'm still wildly uncomfortable with the technologically to seamlessly put someone else's head on a pornstar"s body, but I'm also fully aware that I'm losing this battle in the long run.

It only really gets uncomfortable when you are related to the someone's head on a pr0n star's body and you fap to it anyway.

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4 minutes ago, Goredho said:

It only really gets uncomfortable when you are related to the someone's head on a pr0n star's body and you fap to it anyway.

It’s perfectly fine if they are a step-parent or step-sibling, and stuck under a sink or in a home appliance.

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Just now, atomheartbevo said:

It’s perfectly fine if they are a step-parent or step-sibling, and stuck under a sink or in a home appliance.

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48 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

In high school, we were at a church youth retreat.  And one of the speakers was warning us of the sinful temptation of drugs.  And we were all high as fuck, having smoked out in the woods earlier.  And then she moves on to the dangers of pornography.  Mind you, this was when it was just playboy and scrambled cable soft-core.  And I'll never forget, she said something to the effect of, "They're not even real women in those magazines.  Not god's creation, it's all edited airbrushing!"  And Andy W. next to me, higher than a fucking kite, mumbles, "Yeah um, my boner doesn't even know what airbrushing is..."  Maybe one of the 5 funniest moments in my life   /csb

That’s hilarious! Also, that scrambled porn was tough but I wasn’t a quitter. You could see a nipple every :30 seconds or so

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8 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I'm pretty sure at least half of my astigmatism is due to my constant efforts to see through the scrambled Cinemax on my parent's black and white Curtis Mathes 19" TV.

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12 hours ago, aggie08 said:

I'm still wildly uncomfortable with the technologically to seamlessly put someone else's head on a pornstar"s body, but I'm also fully aware that I'm losing this battle in the long run.

It's fucking gross. Looking at hot consenting women (nekkid or not) is awesome but it sucks to see such approval of shit like this from what is otherwise a reasonable group of people. This same group that (rightly) champions women's right to control their bodies shouldn't also applaud manipulating images to sexualize non-consenting women. 

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12 minutes ago, Serak The Preparer said:

It's fucking gross. Looking at hot consenting women (nekkid or not) is awesome but it sucks to see such approval of shit like this from what is otherwise a reasonable group of people. This same group that (rightly) champions women's right to control their bodies shouldn't also applaud manipulating images to sexualize non-consenting women. 

are you new here?

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18 minutes ago, Serak The Preparer said:

It's fucking gross. Looking at hot consenting women (nekkid or not) is awesome but it sucks to see such approval of shit like this from what is otherwise a reasonable group of people. This same group that (rightly) champions women's right to control their bodies shouldn't also applaud manipulating images to sexualize non-consenting women. 

I'd have to agree with this, I"m pretty uncomfortable with it.  However, it does beg the far more important question, who are the original models in this photo?  I need to do more "research" on them.  

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Eh, I'll wait for AOC's or Boebert's outrage before I start white knitting over a photo that is obviously fake and not them.  Also, we're all on a forum with a section titled "I'd pee in her butt", so there is a certain amount of sexist/toxic male behavior that you accept and tolerate with your presence on surlyhorns.

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2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I'm pretty sure at least half of my astigmatism is due to my constant efforts to see through the scrambled Cinemax on my parent's black and white Curtis Mathes 19" TV.

quite the subtle humblebrag right there - well done Mr Upper middle class or better upbringing. Bet you were also early adapter color and then a little later with cable TV

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2 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

quite the subtle humblebrag right there - well done Mr Upper middle class or better upbringing. Bet you were also early adapter color and then a little later with cable TV

Shit, they didn't get a color TV until I was in grad school.  "Cable" came earlier (like 5 channels).

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1 hour ago, Serak The Preparer said:

It's fucking gross. Looking at hot consenting women (nekkid or not) is awesome but it sucks to see such approval of shit like this from what is otherwise a reasonable group of people. This same group that (rightly) champions women's right to control their bodies shouldn't also applaud manipulating images to sexualize non-consenting women. 

I agree completely.

But anyway….

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1 hour ago, Serak The Preparer said:

It's fucking gross. Looking at hot consenting women (nekkid or not) is awesome but it sucks to see such approval of shit like this from what is otherwise a reasonable group of people. This same group that (rightly) champions women's right to control their bodies shouldn't also applaud manipulating images to sexualize non-consenting women. 

 

My mind agrees with you. Other body parts however have a different opinion. 

 

 

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9 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

quite the subtle humblebrag right there - well done Mr Upper middle class or better upbringing. Bet you were also early adapter color and then a little later with cable TV

Color TV was quite the big deal in our neighborhood when it hit.  Our friends bought a color TV. They had a special dinner party and invited lots of the neighborhood over to watch the Disney opening in color, which produced immense oohs and ahhhs from the assembled crowd.

Casseroles and ambrosia salad abounded. 

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3 hours ago, Serak The Preparer said:

It's fucking gross. Looking at hot consenting women (nekkid or not) is awesome but it sucks to see such approval of shit like this from what is otherwise a reasonable group of people. This same group that (rightly) champions women's right to control their bodies shouldn't also applaud manipulating images to sexualize non-consenting women. 

No one you have ever jerked off to has given you their consent 

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