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Lauren Boobert - Tits and a Gun


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See now that is a succinct description of Boebert's existence and approach to life.  

"Why overthink it, when you can just not think at all."  

What I wouldn't give to watch her slowly implode as you tried to explain even the most basic of scientific concepts to her.  

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Hand jobs and government and you can too!

Maybe like a teen choose your own adventure.

If you want to work as an escort for a bit turn to page 31.

To give handjob at family venue turn to page 62.

Change districts, turn to page 74.,  

Acknowledge your trashiness and interrupt the State of the Union turn 14.  

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6 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

This moderator should be hired for Trump/Biden debate

 

It's like Colorado has their own version of Jonathan Swan.  I like this guy, a lot.  Doesn't get angry, or thrown off his game, doesn't get rude, etc.  I bet dollars to donuts, he's got Walter Cronkite DNA in his family tree somewhere way back when.  Aside from her usual dumbassery, Lauren's new eyebrows are hilarious.  She deflects straight outta the GOP playbook.  Laughable, but she sticks to her talking points and does what they do---attack the person 'just asking questions.'  But you have to admit, even for Boebert, to claim at the 1:10 mark, "Releasing footage of what was a very private moment."  

It's a 10,000 seat venue, Lauren.  That's not private.  Just like a guy whipping his dick out in a bowling alley filled with hundreds of children isn't a "very private moment."  I feel like Uncle Jeff in "VEEP" yelling at Jonah who thinks he's having a private moment, "This is an elementary school, you fucking animal!"  

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52 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

But you have to admit, even for Boebert, to claim at the 1:10 mark, "Releasing footage of what was a very private moment."  

It's a 10,000 seat venue, Lauren.  That's not private.  Just like a guy whipping his dick out in a bowling alley filled with hundreds of children isn't a "very private moment."  I feel like Uncle Jeff in "VEEP" yelling at Jonah who thinks he's having a private moment, "This is an elementary school, you fucking animal!"  

Lulz. Very private moment. This term has staying power.

Another very private moment from the way back machine.

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Well, if you're out in nature, even if there's lots of people around---it's "au natural."  I think we've all had camping sex at some point, with people not too far away.  But it's part of our DNA.  E-vaping and giving out handies while he plays with your fake tits at a musical in front of 10,000 people and CCTV......that ain't a private moment.  It is impossible somebody this stupid got elected to federal office.  What's more...she's not even the stupidest member.  

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4 hours ago, GenXer said:

Lulz. Very private moment. This term has staying power.

Another very private moment from the way back machine.

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I bet that guy probably spent thousands of dollars on those internet services that are supposed to remove embarrassing stuff from the internet, and probably contacted hundreds of websites over 4-5 months trying to get that removed, and he probably even went so far as to setup a fake law firm website so I could email them from the fake law firm domain and threaten them with lawsuits, and while some removed them, others didn’t even respond or pushed some bullshit about free speech or something,

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10 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

I bet that guy probably spent thousands of dollars on those internet services that are supposed to remove embarrassing stuff from the internet, and probably contacted hundreds of websites over 4-5 months trying to get that removed, and he probably even went so far as to setup a fake law firm website so I could email them from the fake law firm domain and threaten them with lawsuits, and while some removed them, others didn’t even respond or pushed some bullshit about free speech or something,

Alternative version:

At every party or social event, that guy finds a way to ask "so...have you seen the video of me getting a handy on the mountain outside the Sun Bowl?  It was awesome....you should check it out.  Here, let me pull it up for you...."

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On 6/27/2024 at 9:37 AM, YGIFS said:

It's like Colorado has their own version of Jonathan Swan.  I like this guy, a lot.  Doesn't get angry, or thrown off his game, doesn't get rude, etc.  I bet dollars to donuts, he's got Walter Cronkite DNA in his family tree somewhere way back when.  Aside from her usual dumbassery, Lauren's new eyebrows are hilarious.  She deflects straight outta the GOP playbook.  Laughable, but she sticks to her talking points and does what they do---attack the person 'just asking questions.'  But you have to admit, even for Boebert, to claim at the 1:10 mark, "Releasing footage of what was a very private moment."  

It's a 10,000 seat venue, Lauren.  That's not private.  Just like a guy whipping his dick out in a bowling alley filled with hundreds of children isn't a "very private moment."  I feel like Uncle Jeff in "VEEP" yelling at Jonah who thinks he's having a private moment, "This is an elementary school, you fucking animal!"  

lol, could only have been better if she alleged she had been doxxed. 

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