(Wear a rubber, Dude.) Kim Kardashian is back on the market.

[Parliament 14,334]

Multiple sources tell Page Six that “divorce is imminent” for the Hollywood couple, with Kardashian hiring divorce attorney to the stars, Laura Wasser.

“They are keeping it low-key but they are done,” says a source. “Kim has hired Laura Wasser and they are in settlement talks.”

 

 

https://pagesix.com/2021/01/05/kim-kardashian-kanye-west-getting-a-divorce-shes-done/

[tx ind 7,013]

That Wasser chick belongs in the over 40 thread.

 

 

[PRONG HORN 3,158]

 

 

 

 

[Kennythetiger 9,479]

Who’s the lawyer’s friend in the ill-fitting suit?  

[ztejas 43,546]

2 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Who’s the lawyer’s friend in the ill-fitting suit?  

Kim

[tx ind 7,013]

this one always kills me

[Kennythetiger 9,479]

4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Kim

Thanks. Dumb question. 

[Steel Shank 9,432]

I’m so sad. They’ve been my dream couple forever.

And that lawyer chick just made my list of “Hot Cali Chicks To Bang”.

[mdmost 43,056]

If Kim and Kanye can't stay together then there's no hope for any of us. 

[mulletpelini 5,216]

Just think, OJ with a knife made her relevant.

[HornsOverIthaca 2,335]

“Okay, if my fiancée Kim… is… a hobbit, then how come… it uh how c- then, okay, if she's a hobbit, then how come she don't live in a hole in the ground? BOOOOOOM! All y'all just got lit up, cuz! She don't live in no hole in the ground, she lives in a big-ass mansion, with me, in her room, that is slightly below ground! So, you can… She, she is sexy, and womanly, and she smokes a pipe. She can blow them rings that go up over her head, and… Hold up.”

[Steel Shank 9,432]

^^^^ This.

[woohorn 1,131]

“She is serious about taking the bar exam and becoming a lawyer"

She's gonna end up posting here, isn't she?

[TommyGufano 6,021]

I know she makes money hand over fist, but I gotta imagine Kanye's Adidas money outpaced her by quite a bit during their marriage. She stand to make a(nother) fortune?

[Parliament 14,334]

Well of course. She's a Kardashian.

[Longboard Horn 40,544]

Would not put my dick in that 

[fattyflattie 4,638]

2 hours ago, TommyGufano said:

I know she makes money hand over fist, but I gotta imagine Kanye's Adidas money outpaced her by quite a bit during their marriage. She stand to make a(nother) fortune?

Saw something from a reputable mag (Forbes, etc) that she was somewhere around 300, and at that point, he had eclipsed 1B.   I posted it somewhere on Surly because someone said I was full of shit, but I had just happened to read it, so I found and posted the link.  But yeah, he's got ALOT more than her. Her little sis has about 3x as much as well. Idiocy.

[Leeroy Jenkins 2,415]

19 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Would not put my dick in that 

I would. I would knock her up. 
 

[Stunns38 3,559]

Just think a sex tape made her relevant.

Fify

[TrashMaster G 17,627]

Is she THAT pissed off he didn't get elected President?

[mulletpelini 5,216]

15 minutes ago, Stunns38 said:

Fify

egg, chicken, who knows.

[Pato del Muerto 52,616]

The yeezy brand makes over a billion a year, per a yeezy employee I know. Don’t know what the split to Kanye is. 

[deadshank 24,653]

6 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

The yeezy brand makes over a billion a year, per a yeezy employee I know. Don’t know what the split to Kanye is. 

What is a yeezy?

[NeverMarryAStripper 21,943]

You don’t want to have a teenager that knows

[Bigbend1812 12,942]

54 minutes ago, deadshank said:

What is a yeezy?

It’s a yellow sneeze.

[deadshank 24,653]

2 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

You don’t want to have a teenager that knows

She’s gagged and chained up in the basement.  

[Restinmybones 111]

Why are these people famous? For airing their trashy lives on the teeeeveeee? "Celebrities" like this don't help our image, which, for many reasons, has been deteriorating worldwide for more than a decade.

[LebongJames 1,815]

Well Kanye is a multi platinum rapper but Kim and the whole crew are famous because their dad represented OJ, mom married Jenner and then Caitlyn and Kim got pounded on camera by Ray J.

America MotherFucker!

[Chad Fuck 17,811]

12 hours ago, woohorn said:

“She is serious about taking the bar exam and becoming a lawyer"

She's gonna end up posting here, isn't she?

That would be tits.

[TwiceHorn 31,554]

20 minutes ago, Restinmybones said:

Why are these people famous? For airing their trashy lives on the teeeeveeee? "Celebrities" like this don't help our image, which, for many reasons, has been deteriorating worldwide for more than a decade.

It's the tide.  The dismal tide.  It's not the one thing.

[Restinmybones 111]

4 minutes ago, LebongJames said:

Well Kanye is a multi platinum rapper but Kim and the whole crew are famous because their dad represented OJ, mom married Jenner and then Caitlyn and Kim got pounded on camera by Ray J.

America MotherFucker!

Ha.... Yeah, that's about right. I was talking specifically about the Kardashians, not West.

[Restinmybones 111]

2 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

It's the tide.  The dismal tide.  It's not the one thing.

The dismal, stinky, trash filled tide.... the tide of History. 🙂

[High Plains Drifter 11,052]

3 hours ago, deadshank said:

What is a yeezy?

 

I won't go into the gross details, but its slang for a sex act that involves a yeast infection.

 

[Your Mom 4,853]

11 hours ago, fattyflattie said:

Saw something from a reputable mag (Forbes, etc) that she was somewhere around 300...

Pounds or kilos?

[You don't know me 1,161]

12 hours ago, fattyflattie said:

Saw something from a reputable mag (Forbes, etc) that she was somewhere around 300, and at that point, he had eclipsed 1B.   I posted it somewhere on Surly because someone said I was full of shit, but I had just happened to read it, so I found and posted the link.  But yeah, he's got ALOT more than her. Her little sis has about 3x as much as well. Idiocy.

No shit, I thought you were talking lbs.  The 1B got me back on track.

[fattyflattie 4,638]

Well, pretty sure she's gotten pretty close to that benchmark as well.  I've got the wrong colored dick for her, but would Chapelle/Oprah that shit.  

[High Plains Drifter 11,052]

13 hours ago, Your Mom said:

Pounds or kilos?

 

stones

 

 

[Underdog 28,785]

On 1/6/2021 at 8:31 AM, deadshank said:

She’s gagged and chained up in the basement.  

Go on...

[ImissWallyPryor 9,046]

On 1/6/2021 at 6:35 AM, deadshank said:

What is a yeezy?

[ImissWallyPryor 9,046]

On 1/6/2021 at 9:08 AM, LebongJames said:

Caitlyn and Kim got pounded on camera by Ray J.

I ain’t watching that one. 

[Brothahorn 10,087]

On 1/6/2021 at 6:35 AM, deadshank said:

What is a yeezy?

Uglier than normal(if that is possible) Adidas. Over priced even compared to Nike, trash.

[fakebusiness 129]

 

 

On 1/6/2021 at 7:08 AM, LebongJames said:

Well Kanye is a multi platinum rapper but Kim and the whole crew are famous because their dad represented OJ, mom married Jenner and then Caitlyn and Kim got pounded on camera by Ray J.

America MotherFucker!

https://youtu.be/gT2ys2QvJOY

Edited January 8, 2021 by fakebusiness

[Carl Spackler 3,505]

On 1/5/2021 at 4:44 PM, tx ind said:

That Wasser chick belongs in the over 40 thread.

 

 

Buddy of mine is a partner in that firm.

[Parliament 14,334]

Is he boinking her?

[Wiler77 1,576]

7 hours ago, Carl Spackler said:

Buddy of mine is a partner in that firm.

Polar opposite of csb

[smuggs 9,353]

 

 

 

[Carl Spackler 3,505]

2 hours ago, Parliament said:

Is he boinking her?

Highly doubtful

[66BUFF 2,565]

1 hour ago, smuggs said:

 

 

 

 

She was great in T2

[lateshow 1,308]

1 hour ago, smuggs said:

 

 

 

[ButtFumble 5,183]

On 1/5/2021 at 7:05 PM, PRONG HORN said:

 

 

 

 

 

this needs that dick from the lucci gif edited into it