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1 hour ago, TommyGufano said:

The first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson I just got that old-fashioned romantic feeling where I'd do anything to bone her

that’s a special feeling, Lloyd. 

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I'll tell ya where. Some place warm. A place where the beer flows like wine and beautiful women instinctively flock that salmon of capastrano! I'm talking about a place called ASPEN!

I don't know Lloyd, the French are assholes.

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3 hours ago, McCroskey said:

Why would she have you meet her at a bar at 10 in the morning?

I just figured she was a raging alcoholic.

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17 hours ago, Hunt Stevenson said:

I thought the Rocky Mountains would be a little rockier

My wife quotes this every year on the way to Colorado.  We get on the road by 430am, and she wakes up around 730-8.  Yawns, stretches, and says this line.  Makes me laugh every time.

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9 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

Traded the van for it straight up.   I can get 70 miles to the gallon on this hog.

Just when I thought you couldn't do anything dumber, you do this...

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