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Watching CNN this morning.  They are covering the Trumpite rally in DC. Saying large crowd, no social distancing, and few masks.  Can we require these fuckers to stay the fuck in DC (hell, stay in the White House with their Orange God!) for the next 2 weeks in quarantine to keep the spread the fuck out of everywhere else?

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56 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Watching CNN this morning.  They are covering the Trumpite rally in DC. Saying large crowd, no social distancing, and few masks.  Can we require these fuckers to stay the fuck in DC (hell, stay in the White House with their Orange God!) for the next 2 weeks in quarantine to keep the spread the fuck out of everywhere else?

They won't be able to get back to their towns since they spent all of their savings on one night at the Trump Hotel.

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Wait, all these patriots who've been jerking off to videos of cops hurting black people and college kids at protests are now threatening to attack the cops themselves?  Isn't that a little, umm, wait, no, that makes perfect sense.

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12 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I bet Elton John would have something to say about his music being used.

Am I supposed to make an inference from the village people and Elton John being played at all of his rallies?  And his handjob dance?

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I never listen to his rallies, but this one is worth it. He's flailing around like a 5 year old throwing a tantrum. He's totally riffing.

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5 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Am I supposed to make an inference from the village people and Elton John being played at all of his rallies?  And his handjob dance?

Pence is on the Rally Music Task Force?

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2 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Watching CNN this morning.  They are covering the Trumpite rally in DC. Saying large crowd, no social distancing, and few masks.  Can we require these fuckers to stay the fuck in DC (hell, stay in the White House with their Orange God!) for the next 2 weeks in quarantine to keep the spread the fuck out of everywhere else?

That'd be horribly unfair to the actual residents of DC.

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Just now, wildcat09 said:

That'd be horribly unfair to the actual residents of DC.

Make them pay for hotels.  Run out of hotels in DC, bus them to hotels in the surrounding areas.  Ensure they cannot leave.  Fuck these people.  I am done with them.

Also, it is unfair that these assholes go back from whence they came and infect those of us following the rules.

I doubt a lot came from NYC, but I bet there are some Staten Islanders and Long Islanders there.  And those people will come into Manhattan and spread their germs.

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1 minute ago, InkaUtexas said:

yeah, was wondering if so loved what is that needed? 

Maybe it's to keep all the covid away from him?

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They're not used to walking or standing up for long periods of time. They're high on adrenaline, but the first thing they eat will be carbs. Gonna be some cranky sleepy kids out there looking for a nap before the sun goes down.

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Part of me really hopes the crowd tries something and the Capital/Park police quell their little insurrection. Would be a nice bookend to Trump's little photo op back in the summer. 

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3 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

They're not used to walking or standing up for long periods of time. They're high on adrenaline, but the first thing they eat will be carbs. Gonna be some cranky sleepy kids out there looking for a nap before the sun goes down.

I'm talking boxes of cream-filled donuts, bearclaws, Chik-Fil-A by the truckload, glorified Happy Meals, fries, curly fries, onion rings, hush puppies, cake, pie, cake, and pie.

If they have CiCi's Pizza in DC it'll look like a crime scene.

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Just now, RDCanecutter said:

I'm talking boxes of cream-filled donuts, bearclaws, Chik-Fil-A by the truckload, glorified Happy Meals, fries, curly fries, onion rings, hush puppies, cake, pie, cake, and pie.

If they have CiCi's Pizza in DC it'll look like a crime scene.

Bathrooms around DC sure will.

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2 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

I'm talking boxes of cream-filled donuts, bearclaws, Chik-Fil-A by the truckload, glorified Happy Meals, fries, curly fries, onion rings, hush puppies, cake, pie, cake, and pie.

If they have CiCi's Pizza in DC it'll look like a crime scene.

Hell, Cici's looks like a crime scene anyway. It'll look like Johnny Depp's house in A Nightmare on Elm Street when this shit's over with.

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The crowd really isn't here for this shit, very little energy.  They came for action, not another rally.  Going to be interesting to see what happens after he gets done airing his grievances and doesn't give the crowd any blood.  

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"We have all these soldiers in country no one has ever heard of, Im bringing them home!"

Proceeds to list Iraq and Afghanistan, countries literally everyone has heard of.    

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4 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

Love the duo of mouth breathers standing behind with no masks. Yeah, no health issues in those two wonderful specimens of the Trump rebellion. 

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3 minutes ago, TXSG8R said:

"We have all these soldiers in country no one has ever heard of, Im bringing them home!"

Proceeds to list Iraq and Afghanistan, countries literally everyone has heard of.    

What about The Iraq?

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9 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

But I cain't find em on a map! Makes me a real Murican.

At least U.S. Americans have maps to not read. Those other countries don’t even have maps, such as. 

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2 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

I think most of the crowd will bail out of DC early so they're not there when the gangs wake up. 

Yep, head down towards Woodbridge to the Hampton Suites or back to their trailer parks near Front Royal. From there they can make a run at Harpers Ferry and hid in the mountains of WVA.

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The dipshit Senators all huddled close together waiting to walk over to the House looks like a superspreader event as well. 

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5 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

I think most of the crowd will bail out of DC early so they're not there when the gangs wake up. 

If the metro happened to break down today I might start going to church.  

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