COVID Mass Spreading Event - January 6, 2021

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19,305]

Watching CNN this morning.  They are covering the Trumpite rally in DC. Saying large crowd, no social distancing, and few masks.  Can we require these fuckers to stay the fuck in DC (hell, stay in the White House with their Orange God!) for the next 2 weeks in quarantine to keep the spread the fuck out of everywhere else?

[ConferenceRoom 6,214]

I've got a counting center inset over a pharmaceutical ad. I love this country. 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,367]

Thread to follow throughout the day:

 

[Aqua Buddha 14,806]

Love it or leave it, pal.

[Dr. Teeth 5,868]

56 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Watching CNN this morning.  They are covering the Trumpite rally in DC. Saying large crowd, no social distancing, and few masks.  Can we require these fuckers to stay the fuck in DC (hell, stay in the White House with their Orange God!) for the next 2 weeks in quarantine to keep the spread the fuck out of everywhere else?

They won't be able to get back to their towns since they spent all of their savings on one night at the Trump Hotel.

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19,305]

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Thread to follow throughout the day:

 

I hope they bring guns.  Isn't that a felony in DC?  They can all end up in prison.  

[Pato del Muerto 53,500]

Back the blue, remember?

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,367]

 

[TexArcher 39,072]

Wait, all these patriots who've been jerking off to videos of cops hurting black people and college kids at protests are now threatening to attack the cops themselves?  Isn't that a little, umm, wait, no, that makes perfect sense.

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19,305]

1 minute ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

I bet Elton John would have something to say about his music being used.

[Mrs Whiggins 13,050]

No two ways about it, just odd.

 

[cactusflinthead 27,627]

Even Daniel has given up. 

 

[Mo Horn 8,938]

There is only one tweet that any pundit should write... He's fucking nuts. 

[Pato del Muerto 53,500]

12 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I bet Elton John would have something to say about his music being used.

Am I supposed to make an inference from the village people and Elton John being played at all of his rallies?  And his handjob dance?

Edited January 6, 2021 by Pato del Muerto

[RPM 26,628]

I never listen to his rallies, but this one is worth it. He's flailing around like a 5 year old throwing a tantrum. He's totally riffing.

Edited January 6, 2021 by RPM

[RPM 26,628]

Trump going to march on the Capitol. I'm sure he'll be leading by golf cart 1.

[Mrs Whiggins 13,050]

5 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Am I supposed to make an inference from the village people and Elton John being played at all of his rallies?  And his handjob dance?

Pence is on the Rally Music Task Force?

[wildcat09 29,579]

2 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Watching CNN this morning.  They are covering the Trumpite rally in DC. Saying large crowd, no social distancing, and few masks.  Can we require these fuckers to stay the fuck in DC (hell, stay in the White House with their Orange God!) for the next 2 weeks in quarantine to keep the spread the fuck out of everywhere else?

That'd be horribly unfair to the actual residents of DC.

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19,305]

Just now, wildcat09 said:

That'd be horribly unfair to the actual residents of DC.

Make them pay for hotels.  Run out of hotels in DC, bus them to hotels in the surrounding areas.  Ensure they cannot leave.  Fuck these people.  I am done with them.

Also, it is unfair that these assholes go back from whence they came and infect those of us following the rules.

I doubt a lot came from NYC, but I bet there are some Staten Islanders and Long Islanders there.  And those people will come into Manhattan and spread their germs.

[Macanudo 13,324]

Even OAN isn't hardly showing the crowd.   I really think this crowd is barely in the low 5 figures.

[4th&Five 42,005]

 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,367]

That bulletproof glass is thick af

[InkaUtexas 26,885]

yeah, was wondering if so loved what is that needed? 

[SubliminalHorn 7,009]

5 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

They way the crowd reacts to him saying bullshit. Such lizard brained idiots. 

[kevwun 16,438]

1 minute ago, InkaUtexas said:

yeah, was wondering if so loved what is that needed? 

Maybe it's to keep all the covid away from him?

Edited January 6, 2021 by kevwun

[RDCanecutter 26,887]

They're not used to walking or standing up for long periods of time. They're high on adrenaline, but the first thing they eat will be carbs. Gonna be some cranky sleepy kids out there looking for a nap before the sun goes down.

[mdmost 44,040]

Part of me really hopes the crowd tries something and the Capital/Park police quell their little insurrection. Would be a nice bookend to Trump's little photo op back in the summer. 

[Aqua Buddha 14,806]

18 minutes ago, RPM said:

Trump going to march on the Capitol. I'm sure he'll be leading by golf cart 1.

Even with the bone spurs?

[RDCanecutter 26,887]

3 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

They're not used to walking or standing up for long periods of time. They're high on adrenaline, but the first thing they eat will be carbs. Gonna be some cranky sleepy kids out there looking for a nap before the sun goes down.

I'm talking boxes of cream-filled donuts, bearclaws, Chik-Fil-A by the truckload, glorified Happy Meals, fries, curly fries, onion rings, hush puppies, cake, pie, cake, and pie.

If they have CiCi's Pizza in DC it'll look like a crime scene.

[Macanudo 13,324]

Just now, RDCanecutter said:

I'm talking boxes of cream-filled donuts, bearclaws, Chik-Fil-A by the truckload, glorified Happy Meals, fries, curly fries, onion rings, hush puppies, cake, pie, cake, and pie.

If they have CiCi's Pizza in DC it'll look like a crime scene.

Bathrooms around DC sure will.

[ConferenceRoom 6,214]

2 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

I'm talking boxes of cream-filled donuts, bearclaws, Chik-Fil-A by the truckload, glorified Happy Meals, fries, curly fries, onion rings, hush puppies, cake, pie, cake, and pie.

If they have CiCi's Pizza in DC it'll look like a crime scene.

Hell, Cici's looks like a crime scene anyway. It'll look like Johnny Depp's house in A Nightmare on Elm Street when this shit's over with.

[cactusflinthead 27,627]

 

[TXSG8R 3,362]

The crowd really isn't here for this shit, very little energy.  They came for action, not another rally.  Going to be interesting to see what happens after he gets done airing his grievances and doesn't give the crowd any blood.  

[Pato del Muerto 53,500]

Gonna be some sourpusses on planes tonight and tomorrow. 

[TXSG8R 3,362]

"We have all these soldiers in country no one has ever heard of, Im bringing them home!"

Proceeds to list Iraq and Afghanistan, countries literally everyone has heard of.    

[InkaUtexas 26,885]

4 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

Love the duo of mouth breathers standing behind with no masks. Yeah, no health issues in those two wonderful specimens of the Trump rebellion. 

[MissingInAction 25,556]

I'd love to see police mop the streets with these fat fucks.

[RDCanecutter 26,887]

Just now, TXSG8R said:

Proceeds to list Iraq and Afghanistan, countries literally everyone has heard of.    

But I cain't find em on a map! Makes me a real Murican.

[Aqua Buddha 14,806]

6 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

It was hard to see him with being in camouflage and all.....

[Aqua Buddha 14,806]

4 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Gonna be some sourpusses on planes tonight and tomorrow. 

The airline FA's deserve combat pay.

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19,305]

Do we have crowd estimates?  I thought 5 figures (the rally I saw this morning, I would say maybe 10-15k tops).  That shouldn't be THAT may people to make quarantine in hotels. 

[Aqua Buddha 14,806]

22 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

They way the crowd reacts to him saying bullshit. Such lizard brained idiots. 

The COVID will get them if anything's fair....

[Homercles 10,206]

3 minutes ago, TXSG8R said:

"We have all these soldiers in country no one has ever heard of, Im bringing them home!"

Proceeds to list Iraq and Afghanistan, countries literally everyone has heard of.    

What about The Iraq?

[RDCanecutter 26,887]

I think most of the crowd will bail out of DC early so they're not there when the gangs wake up. 

[InkaUtexas 26,885]

5 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

But I cain't find em on a map! Makes me a real Murican.

 

Someone with photoshop skills please have fun with this. 

[TXSG8R 3,362]

I wish they would split screen with Sterling as Trump goes through all this Georgia bullshit.  

[Pato del Muerto 53,500]

9 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

But I cain't find em on a map! Makes me a real Murican.

At least U.S. Americans have maps to not read. Those other countries don’t even have maps, such as. 

Edited January 6, 2021 by Pato del Muerto
Dammit beaten to the punch

[InkaUtexas 26,885]

2 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

I think most of the crowd will bail out of DC early so they're not there when the gangs wake up. 

Yep, head down towards Woodbridge to the Hampton Suites or back to their trailer parks near Front Royal. From there they can make a run at Harpers Ferry and hid in the mountains of WVA.

[mdmost 44,040]

The dipshit Senators all huddled close together waiting to walk over to the House looks like a superspreader event as well. 

[TXSG8R 3,362]

5 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

I think most of the crowd will bail out of DC early so they're not there when the gangs wake up. 

If the metro happened to break down today I might start going to church.