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lmao. the dumbest, slowest coup ever that anyone could see coming for years now. 

come on military, do something. you are needed now for fuck sake.

ya'll homies be good. it was always going be this dumb. and sadly, it will likely get even dumber by the day. hello from Thursday 

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1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

There will be multiple hearings and investigations into what the Capitol Hill Police did and did not do.

And probably a resignation or firing of whoever is in charge 

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1 minute ago, South Austin said:

Fuck you, Adolph.

All y'all repubs and dems be fucking crazy. "Hey! Let's lump 80 million people into a group (either "commie" or "nazi/fascist") just because a few whack jobs from the other stupid party did something stupid! "

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18 minutes ago, Pancho said:
So we’re all in agreement that Capitol Police were in on this, right?

Never assign malice to what can be explained by simple stupidity. Capitol police just messed up real real real bad.

This was more than a “mess up.” This wasn’t somehow unexpected. This was deliberate.

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Just now, Lou Sassle said:

All y'all repubs and dems be fucking crazy. "Hey! Let's lump 80 million people into a group (either "commie" or "nazi/fascist") just because a few whack jobs from the other stupid party did something stupid! "

Fascist enabler 

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18 minutes ago, Pancho said:

So we’re all in agreement that Capitol Police were in on this, right?

I don't know about all, but I don't know how else to explain what happened. That part surprised me. I expected a bunch of dumbasses to march around and scream and act like assholes. I did not expect the palace guards to just let em come in and do what they wanted. Shocked, as in actually shocked, really.

 

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2 minutes ago, G650 said:

From people I know actually there, the Capitol Police were mostly just overmatched and scared out of their mind. One dude actually flung himself.at the door alone per Lisa Desjardins a few minutes ago desperately trying to keep them out.

 

The big failure was in their leadership not being ready, not most of the officers on the ground.

The Capitol police were overmatched and scared out of their minds on purpose. This didn’t just happen.

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6 minutes ago, staboner said:

lmao. the dumbest, slowest coup ever that anyone could see coming for years now. 

come on military, do something. you are needed now for fuck sake.

ya'll homies be good. it was always going be this dumb. and sadly, it will likely get even dumber by the day. hello from Thursday 

damn you future goat.

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3 minutes ago, Lou Sassle said:

All y'all repubs and dems be fucking crazy. "Hey! Let's lump 80 million people into a group (either "commie" or "nazi/fascist") just because a few whack jobs from the other stupid party did something stupid! "

Remind me again who was inciting the whack jobs with obvious bullshit and disinformation, and then proceeded to invite them and tell them where to go?

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take out a legal pad and start two columns.

in column a, write everything that has happened over the past 2 months leading up to twitter suspension.

in column b, write down the phrase "peaceful transition of power after losing lawful election".

then amuse yourself at the idea that when presented with both options and the question "how is it going to end" that any single breathing human would guess b.

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8 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

 


I just don’t see that happening in two weeks. Is that the only thing?

 

They can probably impeach him after he's left office, with the penalty being he can never be in office again.  They also can, and should (though I'm far from hopeful they will) draw up quick articles of impeachment tonight or tomorrow and get him the fuck out after what he's done today.  Nothing in the Constitution requires them to hold lengthy hearings. His remaining as president is a clear danger to the republic.

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What if the hardcore 50mm Trumpers are really Nazis.  And the 50mm hardcore Biden lovers are really Socialists.  

And the other 230mm of us (even though we vote both ways) are just like the normal, intelligent Americans.  

"Nah man...we're the Aliens man...we're the Savages."  

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7 minutes ago, D_Goose said:

In addition to the Antifa tin-foil hat segment of the population, another one is out there unsurprisingly claiming the day's events have all been staged by one of the several nefarious global elite cabals. 

maybe the nazis were on to something with that forced sterilization 

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42 minutes ago, Nivek said:


Any capitol policeman without an empty magazine should be fired on the spot.

Amen. A person should not be able to storm the US capitol with guns and with intent to disrupt democracy (or worse, take hostages / execute politicians) and walk out. They should be hauled out in a body bag. I don't care what party you support. 

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4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

damn you future goat.

hopefully someone grows a pair and takes control before more people get hurt. I'd prefer to see prison for folks instead of violence, but you never know man. mobs and all. 

its almost like we didn't want this to happen in the first place 

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I’ve told this story before but I interned and worked in the state Capitol in the lead up and during all of the 82nd legislature most of 2010 they mid 2011. Anybody could walk into the Capitol, no metal wand, no basic security measures, no nothing. Few months into being an intern some random guy walked up to the front of the Congress entrance, fired a few rounds into the air and waited to be arrested. Nothing changed immediately. Once the session began I was on the crack team of fearless messengers that did all your bs busybody work. I was in the state senate side and had a hate-hate relationship with Rick de Leon the sergeant at arms. Always had to fill up his ice chests whenever he decided to shoot some animal and throw it in the back of his truck on the way to work. One morning after finishing it I was waiting in his office and a Capitol deputy came in and asked me and his secretary if he was in but he wasn’t. Deputy said please get ahold of him immediately and he took out from his pocket a red handkerchief with some peashooter gun they found hidden in the Senate gallery. Could not have been bigger than my thumb to pinky. At the end of the day he called me into his office and asked I tell nobody (told everyone at HH). Came in next week and they finally put up the metal detectors at all entrances. 
 

Telling the story just to show a lot of basic measures weren’t even implemented until 10 years ago here in Austin.

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