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3 hours ago, mchookem said:

texags?

I was permanently banned from that site during the first Obama administration. It’s seems they’d rather talk about black people than talk to them.

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Girlfriend might just have to resort to the world's oldest profession instead of putting out for date night at Applebee's, Chili's, Olive Garden or Cheesecake Factory. 

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25 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Going out on a limb here, but I think she might be crazy.

Calling Penelope to the batphone!

NWO=New World Order?

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20 minutes ago, Satchel said:

I was permanently banned from that site during the first Obama administration. It’s seems they’d rather talk about black people than talk to them.

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Her website, which I assume is on this web server she knows how to set up, serves up a blank page.

Not even a courtesy "work in progress" or "something went wrong". Just blank.

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7 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

I'd expect it from kids. Kids are all INT and zero WIS. But these people are mostly my age. They are OLD. They know what a half-dollar coin looks like, they could work a rotary dial phone. When they were teens they used code words to talk about buying a big bag of cheap pot with about as much THC as a bowl of Rice Crispies. They saw Nixon get busted for tapes. Even if not brilliant, they should at least possess the caginess they had when they were sneaking Hustler magazine into the house.

But put a bloop-bloop screen in their hands, and their brains smooth out to goldfish level.

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1 hour ago, Satchel said:

I was permanently banned from that site during the first Obama administration. It’s seems they’d rather talk about black people than talk to them.

Username checks out.

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9 hours ago, Underdog said:

Girlfriend might just have to resort to the world's oldest profession instead of putting out for date night at Applebee's, Chili's, Olive Garden or Cheesecake Factory. 

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8 hours ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:


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I think she is referring to this New World Order but sadly they are no more.


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This is exactly what I thought of and I’ve watched wrestling for like one hour in my entire life. 

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Girlfriend might just have to resort to the world's oldest profession instead of putting out for date night at Applebee's, Chili's, Olive Garden or Cheesecake Factory. 
I think that's what she means when she says everyone who donates to her will be blessed. Form a line.
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2 minutes ago, Jiggy-Z said:

He stated also, he goes to Hooters for the great wings and subscribes to Playboy for the articles and cartoons.

"But your honor, I had never seen the inside of a bank vault before, and it was on my bucket list." 

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13 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

This is hilarious.  

Why yes, I always choose to time my art viewing with riots.  Doesn't everyone?

Dude has clearly been taking notes from all those perps he arrested. 

"No, officer, I was just watching the purse for a minute to protect it from getting stolen. She left it unattended and I wanted to make sure it got back to her." 

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7 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Hahaha, holy shit.  Poor sonofabitch just wanted to go to a museum and got caught up in an insurrection.

Just bad luck, I guess.

When your docent is wearing a buffalo headless and is adorned with Qannon bullshit, you might want to reconsider your tour.

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Just now, 956 Worldwide said:

Dude has clearly been taking notes from all those perps he arrested. 

"No, officer, I was just watching the purse for a minute to protect it from getting stolen. She left it unattended and I wanted to make sure it got back to her." 

Uh-huh and stupid realtor Jenna Ryan is going to plead that the broken window she was standing by in her Twitter photo reminded her of a Chihuly installation and she wanted to see if it was authentic.

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1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

You are a little behind then

Oh no.  If your coach is retarded enough to have to be talked out of hiring Mike God Damn Stoops you’ve already lost.  He’s complete fucking garbage.  Lulz

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43 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

Just making sure you know those aren’t wrestlers in that pic but it is a take off of the wrestling NWO pic.

Ha, well my inexperience shows.  But I did know that NWO is a wrestling thing.

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37 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Oh no.  If your coach is retarded enough to have to be talked out of hiring Mike God Damn Stoops you’ve already lost.  He’s complete fucking garbage.  Lulz

Don't football the CR you fucking land thief.

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47 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Hahaha, holy shit.  Poor sonofabitch just wanted to go to a museum and got caught up in an insurrection.

Just bad luck, I guess.

Where else would you find an art museum in DC?

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Not sure if already posted. 
On ticket doing “Meatheads of the week” bit. 
A dude on probation got busted for the riot. 
His ankle monitor gave him away. 



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