Identifying Trump rioters

[RDCanecutter 26398]

1 minute ago, washparkhorn said:

FBI Assistant Director Steven D’Antuono said Friday there is no evidence that antifa activists were involved in the violent riots in and around the U.S. Capitol on Wednesday, debunking the baseless conspiracy theory propagated by several prominent Republican lawmakers and right-wing pundits that anti-fascist leftists—not a pro-Trump mob—were responsible for death and destruction at the Capitol.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.forbes.com/sites/tommybeer/2021/01/08/fbi-no-evidence-antifa-involved-in-capitol-chaos/amp/

 

 

Antifa = Transdimensional Shadow People, so how would the FBI even know.

[staboner 4969]

[tx 3 putt 76874]

27 minutes ago, Nivek said:

Or maybe these sovereign citizens can be dropped off in Antarctica and handed a weeks worth of provisions and some boots with extra long straps.

hell, I’d give them a months worth of supplies, some fema trailers and $10,000 each. Good luck bitches 

[UTCzech III 2907]

51 minutes ago, J.R. Juniors Junior Jr. said:

New Yorker article on the Bullhorn Bitch, who is still being sought by law enforcement:

https://www.newyorker.com/news/news-desk/a-pennsylvania-mothers-path-to-insurrection-capitol-riot

Yeah, that's the one I've been fascinated with for a couple of weeks.  This guy had posted last week that their group had pinned her down and turned out, they were right, some goddam Sherlock Holmes shit going on out there...

 

[UTCzech III 2907]

goddam dp

 

 

 

Edited February 2, 2021 by UTCzech III
shit's borked

[Gil Bang 25921]

 

[RDCanecutter 26398]

11 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

Lemme guess, one count of trespassing, 6 counts of tacky make-up fails.

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19100]

Yeah, that's the one I've been fascinated with for a couple of weeks.  This guy had posted last week that their group had pinned her down and turned out, they were right, some goddam Sherlock Holmes shit going on out there...
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That woman is a piece of fucking work. It’s Idiocracy for real

[Bookman 4638]

3 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

I am all for people who want to secede, being allowed to individually secede. I have a three-strikes plan.

Strike 1 (your ass yammering about seceding): Congratulations. You're out. You now have all the rights and privileges of a Green Card holder, because, who knows, maybe you were drunk and your dog had just died and it made you say some stupid shit. Maybe you eventually regain citizenship. Honestly, not my problem.

Strike 2 (you kept pulling a dotjenna) OK, now you're a tourist. You can no longer work here, You can stay in the US as long as you revisit your homeland (an abandoned Kmart repurposed for your use, bunkbeds and cafeteria included) once every few weeks, whenever we feel like it.

Strike 3 (you just really didn't know when to stop) A'ight, now you are an illegal. Hope you don't have a busted signal light on your car. Prepare for immediate deportation whenever apprehended (Hell NO you don't get a Mexican vacation, it's Homeland Kmart for you) so maybe you better quit your bitchin and wash them dishes.

I think we could solve a lot of problems if we just let the secessionists have Florida. We could even build a wall and let Florida pay for it.

Think about it -- it's all going to be under water soon anyway.

[WhatTheBuck 28775]

4 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

Lemme guess, one count of trespassing, 6 counts of tacky make-up fails.

 

[956 Worldwide 34703]

6 hours ago, J.R. Juniors Junior Jr. said:

New Yorker article on the Bullhorn Bitch, who is still being sought by law enforcement:

https://www.newyorker.com/news/news-desk/a-pennsylvania-mothers-path-to-insurrection-capitol-riot

Eight kids, the first at sixteen. Separated from her husband.  A string of no-advancement, unstable jobs and irregular employment.  A childhood that was also clearly marked by instability.  

It's not an excuse, but has has been noted-- this type of political rhetoric appeals to and energizes people who have broken personal lives.  

[Nice Guy Eddie 13509]

1 hour ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Eight kids, the first at sixteen. Separated from her husband.  A string of no-advancement, unstable jobs and irregular employment.  A childhood that was also clearly marked by instability.  

It's not an excuse, but has has been noted-- this type of political rhetoric appeals to and energizes people who have broken personal lives.  

That along with a fair amount of mental illness with some of them. People like Trump, Cruz and Hawley never understand or admit that their rhetoric will not create dangerous behavior in 99.9% of the public but .1% of the public is still a large number of mentally unstable people that can cause damage. 

[NorthTexasCougar 54]

6 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Eight kids, the first at sixteen. Separated from her husband.  A string of no-advancement, unstable jobs and irregular employment.  A childhood that was also clearly marked by instability.  

It's not an excuse, but has has been noted-- this type of political rhetoric appeals to and energizes people who have broken personal lives.  

Where are you finding this info?

[Beau Vine 54208]

6 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Eight kids, the first at sixteen. Separated from her husband.  A string of no-advancement, unstable jobs and irregular employment.  A childhood that was also clearly marked by instability.  

It's not an excuse, but has has been noted-- this type of political rhetoric appeals to and energizes people who have broken personal lives.  

Broken personal lives?  But she does yoga, eats vegetarian, homeschools all their kids!

[Guest Lobo]

6 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Eight kids, the first at sixteen. Separated from her husband.  A string of no-advancement, unstable jobs and irregular employment.  A childhood that was also clearly marked by instability.  

It's not an excuse, but has has been noted-- this type of political rhetoric appeals to and energizes people who have broken personal lives.  

You put weird filters under the "looking for" portion of your dating app profile.  

[SuingToGetAMessageBoard? 3861]

12 minutes ago, NorthTexasCougar said:

Where are you finding this info?

literally the first sentence of the article

[NorthTexasCougar 54]

47 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

literally the first sentence of the article

Oh...

[RDCanecutter 26398]

10 hours ago, Bookman said:

I think we could solve a lot of problems if we just let the secessionists have Florida. We could even build a wall and let Florida pay for it.

Think about it -- it's all going to be under water soon anyway.

My plan is based on avoiding group punishment, and targeting the individual offenders instead.

But I had not thought of it in terms of Florida.

[NameAlreadyInUse 5111]

12 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

Lemme guess, one count of trespassing, 6 counts of tacky make-up fails.

I could make a full time job of just following you around and repping your posts.  You are a national treasure man.

[RDCanecutter 26398]

7 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Eight kids, the first at sixteen. Separated from her husband.    

That explains the drill sergeant demeanor.

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

6 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

That explains the drill sergeant demeanor.

Also explains the anti-mask philosophy. She's probably caught every virus in the world already.

[Underdog 28584]

She seems fun but would bring my own rubbers, can’t trust any she would hand me. 

[RDCanecutter 26398]

10 minutes ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

I could make a full time job of just following you around and repping your posts.  You are a national treasure man.

You are too kind, Sir. But I am merely one member of this marvelous ensemble.

 

[RPM 26318]

4 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Also explains the anti-mask philosophy. She's probably caught every virus in the world already.

She's got I fucked the herd immunity.

[TexasEd 8066]

7 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Eight kids, the first at sixteen. Separated from her husband.  A string of no-advancement, unstable jobs and irregular employment.  A childhood that was also clearly marked by instability.  

It's not an excuse, but has has been noted-- this type of political rhetoric appeals to and energizes people who have broken personal lives.  

It gives them a sense of power or control when they have so little control over the everyday things in their lives.  

[Ten Bears 2480]

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After graduating from high school, she married and had her first child at sixteen, her mother said. 

I'm supposed to believe this genius graduated high school 2 years early?

[sidis 9824]

18 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

You are too kind, Sir. But I am merely one member of this marvelous ensemble.

 

too modest.  given your location and your petty criminal history and ability to turn an obvious satirical moment into a slightly funnier and more nuanced version of itself, you are the worst of the combination of mark twain, ernest hemingway, and billy faulkner.  surly treasure.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33867]

16 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

I am all for people who want to secede, being allowed to individually secede. I have a three-strikes plan.

Strike 1 (your ass yammering about seceding): Congratulations. You're out. You now have all the rights and privileges of a Green Card holder, because, who knows, maybe you were drunk and your dog had just died and it made you say some stupid shit. Maybe you eventually regain citizenship. Honestly, not my problem.

Strike 2 (you kept pulling a dotjenna) OK, now you're a tourist. You can no longer work here, You can stay in the US as long as you revisit your homeland (an abandoned Kmart repurposed for your use, bunkbeds and cafeteria included) once every few weeks, whenever we feel like it.

Strike 3 (you just really didn't know when to stop) A'ight, now you are an illegal. Hope you don't have a busted signal light on your car. Prepare for immediate deportation whenever apprehended (Hell NO you don't get a Mexican vacation, it's Homeland Kmart for you) so maybe you better quit your bitchin and wash them dishes.

Only amendment would be for that every person that commits strike one you bestow citizenship on an alien in waiting. Fair's fair. You wanna be here and play by the rules? Come on in!

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11669]

3 hours ago, Ten Bears said:

I'm supposed to believe this genius graduated high school 2 years early?

maybe mom was being a little coy jamming those two thoughts into the same sentence:

- after graduating from high school, she married.

- she had her first child at sixteen.

[Michael Knight 12977]

 

[Michael Knight 12977]

 

[Post Oak 20208]

6 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

 

Dominion's got these fuckers scared.

[J.R. Juniors Junior Jr. 1084]

8 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

 

OMG, that's the funniest shit since the election!

[Post Oak 20208]

11 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

 

Very interesting

[Guest Lobo]

Mike & most of Trumplandia:

 

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13578]

23 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

 

Dear Newsmax, Inc.,

Say it again, motherfucker.

Sincerely,

Dominion LLC Legal Dept 

 

[TwiceHorn 31440]

19 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

18 USC 1512:

(c)Whoever corruptly—

(1) alters, destroys, mutilates, or conceals a record, document, or other object, or attempts to do so, with the intent to impair the object’s integrity or availability for use in an official proceeding; or

(2)otherwise obstructs, influences, or impedes any official proceeding, or attempts to do so,

shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than 20 years, or both.

Misdemeanors can stay on "complaints" or "informations," felonies must be indicted.  I suspect that this 1512 charge is going to be added to a lot of them.

Also worth noting that current DOJ policy requires a plea to the stiffest crime in the indictment unless there is a serious failure of proof regarding that crime.  That policy was relaxed under Holder and reinstated by Beauregard.

Edited February 2, 2021 by TwiceHorn

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

Dominion ought to start name-dropping ES&S voting machines in conversations. That's the company with more ties to the GOP and disguises its ownership. Going after Dominion was a distraction so no one would look that hard at ES&S. Green below is ES&S. If Trump is going to continue to make a stink about fraud, the Democratic lawyers ought to take a magnifying glass and look at South Carolina.

[Pato del Muerto 52487]

5 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Dominion ought to start name-dropping ES&S voting machines in conversations. That's the company with more ties to the GOP and disguises its ownership. Going after Dominion was a distraction so no one would look that hard at ES&S. Green below is ES&S. If Trump is going to continue to make a stink about fraud, the Democratic lawyers ought to take a magnifying glass and look at South Carolina.

That’s probably why Trump was so adamant about Arizona too. 

[Wayne 571]

Y’all remember Jenny Cudd from Midland? She wants to go to Mexico for a team building event.

 

[RDCanecutter 26398]

4 minutes ago, Wayne said:

Y’all remember Jenny Cudd from Midland? She wants to go to Mexico for a team building event.

 

Seeing as how Trump is really the president, I don't see why she didn't just ignore the fake judge, and go.

[Nivek 16923]

20 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

hell, I’d give them a months worth of supplies, some fema trailers and $10,000 each. Good luck bitches 

They tried to overthrow our government and murder people like Porter and AOC and hand that government over to Trump, Cruz and Mitch.   A week's worth of supplies was being generous.  I would prefer to hand them an AR-15 and 1 bullet for them to love on.  

[Guest Lobo]

36 minutes ago, Wayne said:

Y’all remember Jenny Cudd from Midland? She wants to go to Mexico for a team building event.

 

Really Jenny?  That's your cover story?  "Your honor, I'm not not skipping bail.  I'm just going on a coke-fueled beach bender with some coworkers as we do our annual strategic plan in a country that has a shady, at best, extradition arrangement with the United States.  Also, what is the plastic straw situation here?"  

[Underdog 28584]

LOL @ Loondell showing his ass. 

[burntorangebongos 10710]

1 hour ago, Wayne said:

Y’all remember Jenny Cudd from Midland? She wants to go to Mexico for a team building event.

 

I am glad I checked that it was posted already. This is hilarious white lady entitlement. "Judge, I already paid for the trip and I really want to go."

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19100]

She’s back!

[Longhorn_Fan68 33867]

jesus fuck, spoiler that shit or something

[NorthTexasCougar 54]

It's maddening how Jenna feels no sense of responsibility or guilt for the aftermath of the riot she contributed to, especially as a cop killed in the riot she participated in, lies in state.  Patriot my ass. 

[Sawbonz 27542]

Social media has made it very easy to tell who the introverts are. They are the ones that post nonstop “Look at me” shit

Edited February 3, 2021 by Sawbonz
And then tell you how introverted they are

[Nice Guy Eddie 13509]

18 hours ago, Wayne said:

Y’all remember Jenny Cudd from Midland? She wants to go to Mexico for a team building event.

 

A small-city flower shop owner is having a work retreat in Mexico? This screams red flags that should encourage the IRS to look into her business tax filings.