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I am doing my job with this cunt. Seriously, fuck her. She fucked around, and she is sure as shit finding out.

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12 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Came as a shock to me.  You really should ask any MAGA types you know about her.  For some reason they think she's a real keeper, and I don't mean a keeper of your kidneys when you wake up the next morning in a bathtub full of ice.

This presupposes that I know full MAGA types.  My dad voted for Trump because he is old, white, and would vote for a chicken before he voted for a Democrat.  So not really full MAGA,  but he would class Jenna as someone who looked like she was, “rode hard and put away wet.”  He also thinks she is a complete moron, so, there is that.

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think this is the best thread for this.
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https://www.cnn.com/2022/02/15/politics/mcalanis-capitol-riot/index.html

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A former Pennsylvania insurance salesman who participated in the US Capitol attackwas sentenced Tuesday to six months' probation after revealing he had lost his job and now works as a part-time pizza delivery driver. 

Edward McAlanis, from Lancaster County, says he was fired for his participation in the January 6, 2021, riot. The revelation came to light during McAlanis' sentencing hearing Tuesday. He previously had pleaded guilty to one charge of parading, demonstrating or picketing in the US Capitol.

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His sentence, handed down by Judge Dabney Friedrich, was six months' probation, $500 in restitution and 60 hours of community service. Three other charges brought against him were dropped in exchange for the plea. 

The case and his sentence highlight the significant personal cost to those who committed crimes on January 6. In court hearings over the past year, other rioters have told judges about losing access to their bank accounts, losing touch with family members and, in some cases, moving to new states because of the accusations they faced related to the insurrection. 

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"It was just an awful day in many respects," McAlanis told the judge Tuesday. "Going back, I wish I could take it back, but I can't." 

McAlanis added that he was looking forward to "learning from this" and that he hopes to be reappointed to his East Cocalico Township's parks and recreation board, which he chaired until he stepped down following his arrest. 

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During sentencing, his lawyer Frank Sluzis told the court that McAlanis has already faced severe consequences for his role in the Capitol attack. Sluzis said his client was fired from his "high-paying" job in the financial services sector after his arrest and now works part time as a pizza delivery driver. The lawyer argued that this should factor positively into Friedrich's sentencing decision. 

According to prosecutors, McAlanis spent four hours on Capitol grounds before entering the building itself and remaining inside for about 15 minutes, during which he posed for a picture in front of a statue of Abraham Lincoln, as well as at other locations. These photographs were later provided to law enforcement by some of McAlanis' friends who tipped off authorities on his involvement in the riot.

He lost his high-paying job and he had to step down as chairman of the East Cocalico Township's parks and recreation board.

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Be a damn shame if somebody periodically contacted her parole officer from a cell number typically associated with DFW gang members, inquiring about her whereabouts.  Nevermind her real estate license # got circulated around some corners of the web as somebody who could help you launder money through cash real estate transactions.  I'm guessing the court wouldn't smile upon that too favorably. 

Poor Jenna, some folks just can't catch a break.  

The really fun one is gonna be the burner phones and gift cards used to send Cholas to her open houses via Uber pretending to be friends of hers in front of clients/potential buyers.  They only require a ride to/from, a meal, and $100 cash afterwards for 60 minutes of work.  

But it's a process.  You find the pain points, some stuff work, some stuff doesn't.  Eventually, what you wanna do is either drive them back to prison or suicide.  Goddamn, it's a fucking rush.  Taking a rotten human being and driving them to absolute bottom of depravity and self-loathing.  Makes a coke-fueled threesome look like beginner yoga.  

 

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Maybe unrelated, but Wtf is up with the proliferation of US flags on cheap homemade 3/4 EMT poles stuck in yards in West Austin? They tend to be clustered over a block or so, and they tend to leave our flag out in the rain , snow and darkness without care for the flag code. Often a couple flags in one yard. Definitely not commercially sold flag poles.

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7 hours ago, Born to Run said:

Maybe unrelated, but Wtf is up with the proliferation of US flags on cheap homemade 3/4 EMT poles stuck in yards in West Austin? They tend to be clustered over a block or so, and they tend to leave our flag out in the rain , snow and darkness without care for the flag code. Often a couple flags in one yard. Definitely not commercially sold flag poles.
 

This is the case with every fucking single maga/dotard flying fuck, as well.   Tattered U.S. flag on top, tattered Texas flag under it and fresh maga/dotard flag to finish it out.

 

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17 hours ago, Lou said:

She's out.

https://www.dallasobserver.com/news/capitol-rioter-and-frisco-real-estate-broker-jenna-ryan-released-from-prison-on-feb-17-13421340

 

And already back on Twitter retweeting bullshit from infowars.  She obviously learned nothing from her time in the pokey.

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3 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

This is the case with every fucking single maga/dotard flying fuck, as well.   Tattered U.S. flag on top, tattered Texas flag under it and fresh maga/dotard flag to finish it out.

 

These retards wouldn’t know flag code if it raped their grandmother in the asshole. Setting aside the bullshit, alt right abortions like the blue lives matter flag, there is a large correlation between maga and a basic lack of knowledge of how to display and attend to the Stars and Stripes. Trash humans. 

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14 hours ago, Born to Run said:

Maybe unrelated, but Wtf is up with the proliferation of US flags on cheap homemade 3/4 EMT poles stuck in yards in West Austin? They tend to be clustered over a block or so, and they tend to leave our flag out in the rain , snow and darkness without care for the flag code. Often a couple flags in one yard. Definitely not commercially sold flag poles.
 

 

6 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

This is the case with every fucking single maga/dotard flying fuck, as well.   Tattered U.S. flag on top, tattered Texas flag under it and fresh maga/dotard flag to finish it out.

 

 

3 hours ago, hookemATL said:

These retards wouldn’t know flag code if it raped their grandmother in the asshole. Setting aside the bullshit, alt right abortions like the blue lives matter flag, there is a large correlation between maga and a basic lack of knowledge of how to display and attend to the Stars and Stripes. Trash humans. 

It is a fundraiser for a High School booster club.  Monday is President's Day.

Our HS Band Booster does it on all the major Federal Holidays like Independence Day, President's Day, 9/11 (forget the name), Veteran's Day, Labor Day, Memorial Day, etc. 

They put the flags out on Thursday/Friday and pick them up on Tuesday or when the holiday is over. 

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It is a fundraiser for a High School booster club.  Monday is President's Day.
Our HS Band Booster does it on all the major Federal Holidays like Independence Day, President's Day, 9/11 (forget the name), Veteran's Day, Labor Day, Memorial Day, etc. 
They put the flags out on Thursday/Friday and pick them up on Tuesday or when the holiday is over. 
These have been up for weeks and are not Illuminated at night.
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Be a damn shame if somebody periodically contacted her parole officer from a cell number typically associated with DFW gang members, inquiring about her whereabouts.  Nevermind her real estate license # got circulated around some corners of the web as somebody who could help you launder money through cash real estate transactions.  I'm guessing the court wouldn't smile upon that too favorably. 
Poor Jenna, some folks just can't catch a break.  
The really fun one is gonna be the burner phones and gift cards used to send Cholas to her open houses via Uber pretending to be friends of hers in front of clients/potential buyers.  They only require a ride to/from, a meal, and $100 cash afterwards for 60 minutes of work.  
But it's a process.  You find the pain points, some stuff work, some stuff doesn't.  Eventually, what you wanna do is either drive them back to prison or suicide.  Goddamn, it's a fucking rush.  Taking a rotten human being and driving them to absolute bottom of depravity and self-loathing.  Makes a coke-fueled threesome look like beginner yoga.  
 
I'm sure she does open houses. Why not show up in full tacti-cool gear? The door wil be open, just walk right in, or through a window, either is legit.
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On 2/4/2022 at 4:09 PM, Lobo said:

Too bad Richard.  I hear a good credit rating in federal prison can really make them go easier on you.  You pissed away your life and livelihood to participate in an insurrectionist crime.  After I kiss my children goodnight tonight, I am going to pray I find out what prison you end up in, and make penpal friends with every inmate I can find.  Honestly, not much will probably happen to you on the inside...but I want to write to your family every month and let them know we plan to kill you while you're inside.  Just so they can know sheer terror.  By the time you get home, you will all be shells of your former selves and you'll do the world a favor and swallow a bullet while awaiting a pardon that will never come.  

The horrors that await you and your family, and you're worried about your retirement account.  You fucking child.  

 

On 2/4/2022 at 7:44 PM, Dutchrudder said:

Dude....  What the fuck?

It'd be like Congress on Jan. 6 but hopefully worse.

On 2/8/2022 at 11:01 AM, HenryJames said:

 

 

On 2/8/2022 at 11:59 AM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

the best people

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Jenna Ryan wanted to lose weight in prison, but now, it’s prison that’s experiencing a loss. On Thursday, the Frisco real estate broker who'd been sentenced for her role in the Jan. 6 Capitol riot officially flew the clink.

Pretty snappy writing. Prutty, prutty, prutty, prutty, prutty snappy.

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5 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

SIAP. Her statement, and hey guys, guys listen to this: she is going to have a YouTube channel now! She's like really like excited about that like.

 

What's up with the closed eyes? Is she stoned? Not used to bright lights anymore after 60 days in the torture pit? Is she secretly driving a Pious?

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12 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

SIAP. Her statement, and hey guys, guys listen to this: she is going to have a YouTube channel now! She's like really like excited about that like.

 

She was in a camp.

They don't even have a fence

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On 2/17/2022 at 4:12 PM, Lou said:

She's out.

https://www.dallasobserver.com/news/capitol-rioter-and-frisco-real-estate-broker-jenna-ryan-released-from-prison-on-feb-17-13421340

 

Lmao.

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For all we know, Ryan will finish her book, land a film deal and run for office before retiring to live out the rest of her days in golden-tanned-luxury at Mar-a-Lago. Or, maybe she’ll keep quiet, delete her social media and do her best to avoid the spotlight. But that might be a little like asking a moth to ignore the flame.

 

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From a business perspective, Jenna should play this up. She must be a hero to some in the Dallas northern suburbs so why not take advantage of it.

It's not like she's a corporate worker that needs to stay neutral in her beliefs. I would think a realtor could be very successful in pissing off 33% of the nearby public as long as another 33% loved you.

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