Nice Catch Hayes.....

[horngrad03 1148]

Don't ever fuckin' do it again. 

[RPM 26321]

Are you trying to say Jesus Christ can’t hit a curveball?

[Texas St. Armadillos 1381]

Is that you, Tolbert?

[IDIOTsavant 8483]

How's your wife and my kids?

[BonzoMontreaux 1038]

Up yours, Jobu.

[lateshow 1304]

Want us to drag him outta here? Kick the shit out of him?

[Red Five 40859]

Tire World!

[kurioster 66]

Forget about the curveball Ricky, give him the heater!

Edited January 7, 2021 by kurioster

[ztejas 43452]

You may run like Mays but you hit like shit. 

[Guest]

It was out of my reach.  What'ya want me to do?  Dive for it?

[horngrad03 1148]

"I hate this fuckin' song."

R.I.P. Margaret Whitton. 

[horngrad03 1148]

2 hours ago, Texas St. Armadillos said:

Is that you, Tolbert?

Ya know...I'm hungover. If you're gonna pull this shit at least you coulda said you're from the Yankees.

[bschoolprof 6254]

Ball 4.  Ball 8.

Low, and Vaughn has walked the bases loaded on 12 straight pitches.

Boy, how can these guys lay off pitches that close?  

[McCroskey 1504]

Aahhhhhhh I dunno, hey I got a guy on the other line about a set of white walls.

[idigTexas 2288]

This guy here is dead.

[Incredulity 11674]

Seeing is the important thing.

I don’t think it’s that important.

[South Austin 52509]

[Longhornstampede 3182]

You may run like Mays, but you hit like shit

[horngrad03 1148]

1 hour ago, idigTexas said:

This guy here is dead.

Cross him off then. 

[Hunt Stevenson 41]

Harry Doyle: Monte, anything to add? 

Monte: Uh, no. 

Harry Doyle: He's not the best colorman in the league for nothing.

[McCroskey 1504]

That’s all we got? One goddamn hit??

[idigTexas 2288]

9 hours ago, horngrad03 said:

Cross him off then. 

Took four posts after the Eddie Harris hanging Dapper Dan ball?  Jobu would be very angry.

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

suck. my. dick.

[Longhornstampede 3182]

What do you mean too high?

[South Austin 52509]

54 minutes ago, Longhornstampede said:

What do you mean too high?

Who gives a shit about it, it’s gone.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

[TheStoicPaisano 9922]

Strike this motherFUCKER out.

[Texas St. Armadillos 1381]

I swear to God.  I didn't know who she was.

[South Austin 52509]

I know some view this as a slapstick sports comedy, but it’s really a great film that holds up well after all these years. Great script, directing, casting, and music (including the songs from Randy Newman and Bill Medley). And it was great of the Cleveland Indians to okay the use of its team, instead of using some fictitious pro baseball team. It’s one of my favorite sports movies of all time.

[South Austin 52509]

dp/selfquote/regard

Edited January 8, 2021 by South Austin

[BigDHornfan 6548]

Hey Bartender!  Jobu needs a refill!

[TrashMaster G 17557]

2 hours ago, South Austin said:

I know some view this as a slapstick sports comedy, but it’s really a great film that holds up well after all these years. Great script, directing, casting, and music (including the songs from Randy Newman and Bill Medley). And it was great of the Cleveland Indians to okay the use of its team, instead of using some fictitious pro baseball team. It’s one of my favorite sports movies of all time.

But why didn't they let them use their stadium?

[TheStoicPaisano 9922]

7 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

But why didn't they let them use their stadium?

1. $ - Better tax breaks in MKE

2. Scheduling - Milwaukee only hosted the Packers 2x a year whereas the Browns were a full-time resident

3. Politics - Film was shot in 1988, during a very strong period for the Browns. Owner Art Modell probably had enough juice to keep the production out of Cleveland. I have no insight as to his role (if any), but Modell was a big swinging dick by this point.

[oSuJeff97 3435]

I look like a banker in this.

[lateshow 1304]

Do they sell chili dogs?

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

Heywood's a convicted felon, isn't he Monte?

It.... it doesn't really say that here--

Well, he should be.

[South Austin 52509]

This guy threw at his own kid in a father-son game.

[lateshow 1304]

That's all we got? One goddamn hit?

You can't say goddamn on the air!

Don't worry. Nobody's listening anyway. 

[Guest]

The American Express Card.  Don't steal home without it...

 

[South Austin 52509]

I distinctly remember this quote from the preview that I saw as a kid in the theater, but it never made the final cut.

 

[bschoolprof 6254]

6 hours ago, BigDHornfan said:

Hey Bartender!  Jobu needs a refill!

My middle son says this whenever he needs a refill. 

His mother and I are so proud.  

[bschoolprof 6254]

Are you trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?

[Bogeywon 2519]

I swear to god I didn’t know

[Longhornstampede 3182]

1 hour ago, bschoolprof said:

My middle son says this whenever he needs a refill. 

His mother and I are so proud.  

That makes 2 of us proud dads

[Underdog 28647]

Closing credits are best thing from this movie. 

[Revolution512 1487]

3 hours ago, South Austin said:

I distinctly remember this quote from the preview that I saw as a kid in the theater, but it never made the final cut.

 

It made the cut for theaters I recall. But they also put it in the second one I think.

Edited January 9, 2021 by Revolution512

[horngrad03 1148]

Aren't we gonna have a prayer? I mean we aren't all savages like Serrano over there. 

[Hunt Stevenson 41]

Here’s to baseball, and to the start of two great careers. And for me, here’s to one more good year in the sun