Post the most embarrassing thing on your bar

[BurntOrange&White 39934]

42 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

Hmm, I happen to have both on the bar (and don't care for either). I will report back.

They say it taste like peanut butter crunch milk/cereal 

 

Also fireball/rumchata apparently taste like cinnamon toast crunch.

[TheAuditor 1038]

2 hours ago, gsoda3 said:

i've got half a plastic bottle of kamchatka vodka on my bar.  i don't even know how it got there.

Damn,  that was the fraternity house well vodka - 30 years ago.  First handle I ever saw that was plastic.  We did steal a few and take to Farm Aid 2 though.  Good times. 

[After irth 1243]

Pooh holds the koozies.  

 

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[workswithseed 2112]

7 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

They say it taste like peanut butter crunch milk/cereal 

 

Also fireball/rumchata apparently taste like cinnamon toast crunch.

Mexicans love rumchata.

 

[BigDHornfan 6549]

Shits delicious over ice cream

[CycleTex87 2972]

6 hours ago, TheAuditor said:

Damn,  that was the fraternity house well vodka - 30 years ago.  First handle I ever saw that was plastic.  We did steal a few and take to Farm Aid 2 though.  Good times. 

Man, I went to Farm Aid 2.  A buddy and I hit the end of the line to get into the parking about 6 am with a case of beer, which was mostly gone by the time we parked 1-1/2 hours later.  It was a long hot day in the sun after all that beer for breakfast.  We waited all day to see Mellencamp, who came out about 9pm and sang two songs and left because the sound system was jacked up. 

[ztejas 43482]

1 hour ago, BigDHornfan said:

Shits delicious over ice cream

I have never poured liquor over ice cream, or seen anyone do it, or ever plan on doing it, and I read this thread and multiples of youz are talking about taking liquor or liqueur (as the French might say) and drowning ice cream in it.

[Hate 20116]

I really had to look to find something and this is the best I could do. My wife bought the vodka to do something with once and that was about it. I think if you mix it with root beer it’s supposed to taste like a root beer float? The VO I had for my BIL. Once I switched to bourbon, I couldn’t really stand Canadian whiskey. I’m currently drinking Woodford Reserve and water.

[McCroskey 1504]

Wife is a teacher, got this as a gift from a parent some time ago. Never opened, not sure when it will be. I do wipe the dust off from time to time.

I’ll probably wind up donating it to a local homeless man eventually.

[Trey3216 15348]

11 hours ago, ztejas said:

I have never poured liquor over ice cream, or seen anyone do it, or ever plan on doing it, and I read this thread and multiples of youz are talking about taking liquor or liqueur (as the French might say) and drowning ice cream in it.

 

11 hours ago, ztejas said:

I have never poured liquor over ice cream, or seen anyone do it, or ever plan on doing it, and I read this thread and multiples of youz are talking about taking liquor or liqueur (as the French might say) and drowning ice cream in it.

Frozen limoncello over sorbet is one of the best things you’ll ever have in your life.   

[HouTex 1882]

Wife is a teacher, got this as a gift from a parent some time ago. Never opened, not sure when it will be. I do wipe the dust off from time to time.

I’ll probably wind up donating it to a local homeless man eventually.

It’s vodka. Tasteless grain alcohol. It’s what I buy for mixing. High end vodka is all marketing.

[mchookem 16337]

we have a bottle of this 

i suspect it was a gift. been in there at least 3 years. 

i'm a scotch drinker normally, but i got a wild hair NYE and decided to mix this with Coke Zero.

it wasn't terrible. 

[conVINCEd 21469]

43 minutes ago, HouTex said:

It’s vodka. Tasteless grain alcohol. It’s what I buy for mixing. High end vodka is all marketing.

There’s a line where vodka becomes terrible, like the $7 handles you see the true degenerates buying at 10 a.m. on a Wednesday, but Smirnoff is above that line.

[ztejas 43482]

13 hours ago, Hate said:

I really had to look to find something and this is the best I could do. My wife bought the vodka to do something with once and that was about it. I think if you mix it with root beer it’s supposed to taste like a root beer float? The VO I had for my BIL. Once I switched to bourbon, I couldn’t really stand Canadian whiskey. I’m currently drinking Woodford Reserve and water.

You win. Pinnacle whipped is the most disgusting shit I've seen posted in here so far. 

[pops 7005]

On 1/8/2021 at 9:58 AM, 4th&Five said:

This with a shot of Kahlua makes for a damn fine dessert cocktail. 

Edited January 9, 2021 by pops

[freyguy 4278]

On 1/8/2021 at 10:10 AM, Incredulity said:

Who did the peanut butter liquor performance art last year?

 

I don't know if its embarrassing or not, but my wife came home with a bottle of this about 10 years ago and it never gets touched.

Mix it with coke and look the other way

[CHIEF 5094]

College kids are always into shots. Our house has been the hangout about 4 years running for the breaks in between semesters. Like kids on the couch for days at a time. We have some seriously sick shit:

Just been too lazy to throw it out. We are outta Rum Chata, Fireball, and chocolate liqueur.

The Peanut Butter Whiskey was mixed with Godiva Chocolate to make a "peanut butter cup".

The Key Lime Liqueur was mixed with Rum Chata to make a "Key West", supposed to taste like key lime pie.

All the rest, have no fucking idea. The Cherry Cola Vodka has never even been open, I believe it would probably be worse than the whip cream vodka, and worse than the chocolate covered cherries vodka.

CHIEF

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

On 1/8/2021 at 10:45 PM, McCroskey said:

Wife is a teacher, got this as a gift from a parent some time ago. Never opened, not sure when it will be. I do wipe the dust off from time to time.

I’ll probably wind up donating it to a local homeless man eventually.

$20 for the same shit that costs $60 ?  It's double or triple filtered so it's the same thing other than a glass bottle, and some fancy schmancy marketing or some trick with filter flavoring maybe. 

Smirnoff is AOK for just about any vodka drink out there.  Nothing to be embarrassed about IMO.

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

17 hours ago, CHIEF said:

College kids are always into shots. Our house has been the hangout about 4 years running for the breaks in between semesters. Like kids on the couch for days at a time. We have some seriously sick shit:

Just been too lazy to throw it out. We are outta Rum Chata, Fireball, and chocolate liqueur.

The Peanut Butter Whiskey was mixed with Godiva Chocolate to make a "peanut butter cup".

The Key Lime Liqueur was mixed with Rum Chata to make a "Key West", supposed to taste like key lime pie.

All the rest, have no fucking idea. The Cherry Cola Vodka has never even been open, I believe it would probably be worse than the whip cream vodka, and worse than the chocolate covered cherries vodka.

CHIEF

Now THAT's a bar selection to be embarrassed by....  Hide that shit under the kitchen sink.  

[CHIEF 5094]

1 hour ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Now THAT's a bar selection to be embarrassed by....  Hide that shit under the kitchen sink.  

it stays in a box under the sink in the laundry room.

CHIEF

[Mac8111 2107]

On 1/8/2021 at 11:58 AM, 4th&Five said:

take the Screwball and add in a little Chambord, shake with ice and pour shots for everyone.  Taste like peanut butter and jelly and it is amazing.  

Edited January 10, 2021 by Mac8111

[Stunns38 3536]

All my wife’s flavored vodka shit. However, I did add the caramel vodka to an iced coffee and that shit was good.

[Carl Spackler 3486]

Malibu Rum/Coconut Liqueur -- the wife (no pics) likes to mix it with pineapple juice in the summer

Captain Morgan Black Spiced Rum -- the wife (see above) likes the occasional dark n' stormy.

A handle of Duggan's Dew scotch -- Used it for mixing back when I would drink the occasional scotch and soda, but I moved on to other drinks so now it sits half empty.   

[Guest]

bought a multipack of these about a month ago for the wife.  7 still to go.

She don't like em and I drank one.   Nasty...

[Buzzrock 14926]

Chief outta nowhere with the hammer. Damn.

take the Screwball and add in a little Chambord, shake with ice and pour shots for everyone.  Taste like peanut butter and jelly and it is amazing.  

But then I would have to go buy Chambord.

[Chewbacca 7780]

On 1/8/2021 at 10:58 AM, 4th&Five said:

Came here to post this.  I was given a bottle of this horrendous shit.  Took one sip of it and the rest remains.  It's just horrible.  I don't know how anyone drinks it.

[BabaYaga 15301]

Not on my bar.  Not even in my house anymore.  Friends came over this weekend, one brought "pizza beer".  The single, most god-awful tasting stuff I've ever had.  Tasted like pizza.  Almost like a crappy bloody Mary mix.  Someone had given it him as a gag X-mas gift.  Sweet baby Jesus it was awful.  

[CHIEF 5094]

On 1/10/2021 at 3:37 PM, slorch said:

bought a multipack of these about a month ago for the wife.  7 still to go.

She don't like em and I drank one.   Nasty...

There's like half of a twelve pack of these in the garage fridge that some girl left over here. Got all of the truly tasteless bases covered.

CHIEF

[horn4life 3765]

It used to be a bottle of this shit.. How many fucking Harvey Wallbangers did I need to make to get rid of that bastard of an overly tall bottle? 

[Anastasis 23477]

I am not quite sure what eating satan's asshole tastes like, but I bet that this is not far off.