Trump Impeachment 2: Insurrection Boogaloo

[Red Five 40,853]

5 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

it's fucking crazy good, the democratic presentation. this lady is fucking killing it.

16 hours of defense of all this is going to be hilarious. They might as well just skip it. It's not like they even need to mount a defense.

[hayden_horn 11,362]

1 minute ago, Updawg said:

When do trumps lawyers take a turn? Today? Or after they have presented the entire case?

i believe prosecution gets 16 hours, then the defense gets 16 hours.

[956 Worldwide 34,705]

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

Fucking dick

 

This is so, so infuriating. And what makes it more infuriating is that he’ll be rewarded for this behavior by his party and constituents. 

Edited February 10, 2021 by 956 Worldwide

[Horn Dog 9,818]

All I hear:

Donald Trump is a BIG boob.  He engages in tit for tat.  Our mammories of the riot are up front in our minds.  We need to shine a pair of bright headlights on this issue. 

[Biff Tannen 45,676]

24 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

the house impeachment officials are bringing the fucking heat.

they are connecting tons of dots. it's actually chilling how consistent the messaging was and how they were clearly stoking a fire with certain phrases.

it could've only ended in violence.

40% of the country could give two fucks.

[956 Worldwide 34,705]

4 minutes ago, Red Five said:

16 hours of defense of all this is going to be hilarious. They might as well just skip it. It's not like they even need to mount a defense.

Trump defense team prepping their case.

 

[Red Five 40,853]

This is Helen Hunt in the movie/tv series right?

[Beau Vine 54,212]

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

Fucking dick

 

Well, he is an accomplice.  

[TheStoicPaisano 9,922]

NINE times?

[Chuckie Finster 22,694]

3 minutes ago, Red Five said:

This is Helen Hunt in the movie/tv series right?

Holly Hunter if it's animated and they need a voice.

[Bama Chick 28,596]

Guilfoyle? She's like 5-2.  Nothing against short women in particular, but she's a little dumpy troll greatly assisted by all that cosmetic companies and technicians have to offer.
I'd wager she's an absolute fright without all her warpaint.

And those “DSLs” (God, I fucking hate that disgusting acronym) are nothing but lip skin stretched over fillers and collagen.

Would probably feel like a rubber gasket.

[WhatTheBuck 28,777]

5 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

NINE times?

And everyone who said they weren’t voting for Trump, they were just voting for Mike Pence, remains silent. Revealing that they were voting for Trump all along. 

[Guest Lobo]

Guilfoyle is not 5-2, she's every bit of 5-7, a tad shorter than my wife.  she's a woman and she deserves respect!

Call the lips whatever you want, she's only one of two people on this planet to have sucked the limp coke-dicks of both Don, Jr. and Gavin Newsome.  If that ain't bipartisanship, I don't know what is.  

[WhatTheBuck 28,777]

13 minutes ago, Red Five said:

This is Helen Hunt in the movie/tv series right?

Who? Madeleine Dean?

Samantha Bee.

[WhatTheBuck 28,777]

Nope, never mind. 

Edited February 10, 2021 by WhatTheBuck

[hayden_horn 11,362]

14 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

And those “DSLs” (God, I fucking hate that disgusting acronym) are nothing but lip skin stretched over fillers and collagen.

Would probably feel like a rubber gasket.

[High Plains Drifter 11,036]

2 hours ago, hayden_horn said:

kaitlan collins reported that he was getting all shouty yesterday during his defense.

lulz.

 

 

sort of like me getting shouty at UT pass defense?

 

[Francisco 2.0 32,389]

27 minutes ago, Updawg said:

When do trumps lawyers take a turn? Today? Or after they have presented the entire case?

Here's their presentation, in a nutshell:

 

 

[NameAlreadyInUse 5,112]

40 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

ABC has been solid. Not as solid as dem tittays!

Your repper on this post username checks out.  Sorry y'all have to scroll to the previous page to see it, but I laughed.

[MissingInAction 25,041]

17 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

And those “DSLs” (God, I fucking hate that disgusting acronym) are nothing but lip skin stretched over fillers and collagen.

Would probably feel like a rubber gasket.

Dont shame my gasket.

[B00M 6,415]

8 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

And everyone who said they weren’t voting for Trump, they were just voting for Mike Pence, remains silent. Revealing that they were voting for Trump all along. 

People really said that? Here? In 2020 or 2016? 

In many ways it's worse for the Rs long term if Trump remains an option... "DESTROY THE GOP! DESTROY THE GOP!"

Where is the RNC or GOP leadership on this? Look not too far into the future and start to pull your party out of the fire or accept that it's gone forever.

 

[Js1 85,313]

Just now, B00M said:

People really said that? Here? In 2020 or 2016? 

In many ways it's worse for the Rs long term if Trump remains an option... "DESTROY THE GOP! DESTROY THE GOP!"

Where is the RNC or GOP leadership on this? Look not too far into the future and start to pull your party out of the fire or accept that it's gone forever.

 

Uh the RNC 100% supports Trump.  Ronna ROMNEY McDaniel is 100% where she is as RNC chair because of Trump.  She won't turn on him. 

[DigglerontheHoof 21,191]

She doesn't have DSLs, she has a fat fish mouth.  IMO, she's fugly.  

 

[B00M 6,415]

Just now, Js1 said:

Uh the RNC 100% supports Trump.  Ronna ROMNEY McDaniel is 100% where she is as RNC chair because of Trump.  She won't turn on him. 

How is that even possible? He liquid shit in their mouths on the way in AND then tried to get them murdered on the way out but, what? He's somehow their meal ticket for the next 4 years?! Lol

[Native Horn 3,500]

16 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Call the lips whatever you want, she's only one of two people on this planet to have sucked the limp coke-dicks of both Don, Jr. and Gavin Newsome.  If that ain't bipartisanship, I don't know what is.  

Both as boyfriends, of course.

[WhatTheBuck 28,777]

2 minutes ago, B00M said:

People really said that? Here?

I don’t know about here but my mom said it in 2016.

[Guest Lobo]

2 minutes ago, Native Horn said:

Both as boyfriends, of course.

She was married to Gavin.  And about to get engaged to Don, Jr.  I didn't want to do it but I had to ask her as she walked out of the Fox Building in midtown not to suck any dicks on the way to her Town Car.  

[WhatTheBuck 28,777]

The security video is supposed to be coming up. 

[Native Horn 3,500]

3 minutes ago, Lobo said:

She was married to Gavin.  

That's the joke.

[GopherRock 1,765]

9 minutes ago, B00M said:

How is that even possible? He liquid shit in their mouths on the way in AND then tried to get them murdered on the way out but, what? He's somehow their meal ticket for the next 4 years?! Lol

 

[Guest Lobo]

Do you still swap Christmas Cards with people that used to work for you, but then you ordered to have be murdered?  I mean, I would assume you still at least attend one another's holiday parties, no?  

[WhatTheBuck 28,777]

9 minutes ago, Lobo said:

She was married to Gavin.

That’s a greater indictment of Newsom than going maskless to a dinner with a wealthy donor during the pandemic. 

[GopherRock 1,765]

Here comes the blow-by-blow recap of the day's action.

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,869]

 

[JohnnyRage 1,617]

I’m 44 years old and have never been a member of a political party nor do I have a desire. But listening to this, God damnit, If I have to pick a fucking side and wear a badge upon my sleeve, I choose the side that at least has the gumption to stand up against this glaring and treacherous ass fuckery.

Edited February 10, 2021 by JohnnyRage

[Captainant 27,655]

3 minutes ago, JohnnyRage said:

I’m 44 years old and have never been a member of a political party nor do I have a desire. But listening to this, God damnit, If I have to pick a fucking side and wear a badge upon my sleeve, I choose the side that at least has the gumption to stand up against this glaring treacherous ass fuckery.

careful, you're now part of the dreaded AnTiFa that that the DT posters clutch their pearls over

[WhatTheBuck 28,777]

The first flag to enter the Capitol after the insurrectionists broke in, based on the security cam video, was a Confederate flag. 

[Guest Lobo]

She's using my 9/11 comparative post from a couple weeks ago.  She looks better delivering it though.  

[WhatTheBuck 28,777]

Mitt Romney literally running for safety.

[WhatTheBuck 28,777]

There must have been a better way to present these videos than the picture-in-picture/red-dot-blue-dot format they’re using.

[Foosters 17,850]

Is Pence gonna get a fucking medal for doing his job?

Maybe we should build GWB a statue for that nice note he left Clinton.

[Foosters 17,850]

Just now, WhatTheBuck said:

There must have been a better way to present these videos than the picture-in-picture/red-dot-blue-dot format they’re using.

[Red Five 40,853]

They should finish this presentation with that same Trump tweet they finished with yesterday. "This is what happens when an election is stolen.... remember this day forever". 

[DDD Dad 14,335]

1 hour ago, Horn Dog said:

All I hear:

Donald Trump is a BIG boob.  He engages in tit for tat.  Our mammories of the riot are up front in our minds.  We need to shine a pair of bright headlights on this issue. 

Username checks out.

[TexasEd 8,066]

5 hours ago, immamac said:

everything is pos rep except for fuck you, open to other neg options

thumbs down - a little softer than fuck you and all

[DDD Dad 14,335]

6 minutes ago, Foosters said:

Maybe we should build GWB a statue for that nice note he left Clinton.

 

[Red Five 40,853]

She should pause every five minutes or so and say something like "Just a reminder that while this was happening, Trump was watching on tv and digging it and refusing to tell them to leave and refusing to send the national guard". 

[WhatTheBuck 28,777]

Ted Lieu got crushed by his female counterparts.

[DDD Dad 14,335]

1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

And those “DSLs” (God, I fucking hate that disgusting acronym) are nothing but lip skin stretched over fillers and collagen.

Would probably feel like a rubber gasket bags of sand.

Fixed it for @Jersey Man10

[Guest Lobo]

2 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Ted Lieu got crushed by his female counterparts.

those tits are speaking in Lieu of Ted.  

I would have looked the GOP side of the chamber in the eye and said, "They were coming here on Trump's orders to kill the President of your Senate...on your watch!"  

But yeah, otherwise she's probably becoming a national hero today.