Trump Impeachment 2: Insurrection Boogaloo

[Guest Lobo]

5 minutes ago, BearSchlong said:

The R's are squawking just loud enough to keep their wives from being shot.

Awkward silence, Rep. Mast.


 

If Cruz's worship of Trump came after Trump insulted his wife, imagine what Cruz will do for a shooting of her? 

[RPM 26623]

Just now, TexasHooch said:

Of course that's wrong. Why do you think they put the dick flap in there?

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19305]

yeah, no shit. bring up on up and they'd piss all over the chamber while bowleggedly prancing about yelling "trump! trump! trump!"

That would make for significant must see TV on CSpan.

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19305]

Ughhh, this guy thinks he is funny.

[elfenix 34749]

democrat party! drink!

[WBT 20972]

LaMalfa's got jokes everyone!

[Michael Knight 13217]

people voted for this guy

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

These GOP guys must not have received the memo from the generals yesterday. 

[RPM 26623]

Hey-oooo! We got Ed Q. McMahon wannabe up here.

[elfenix 34749]

doug lamalfa is full on republican bullshit koolaid

[Hagbard Celine 11240]

5 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

And here goes Gym Jordan with his whataboutism.

whataboutism

justaskingism

justsayingism

peopleareaskingism

peoplearesayingism

bothsidesism

 

[cactusflinthead 27627]

16 minutes ago, RPM said:

Are you saying @Johnny Sack is a cafone?

If that means gutless wonder then yes.

[AnTiM 1695]

These sons of bitches boohooing about how trump is being mistreated make me want to beat the shit out of them.  What a fucking joke.

[Macanudo 13318]

Harshbarger is a good old fashioned moron.

[RPM 26623]

My cawleeges, I been here aweeek, but y'awll are harmin' the grate-est nashun y'awll ever seen.

[hayden_horn 11402]

2 minutes ago, RPM said:

Hey-oooo! We got Ed Q. McMahon wannabe up here.

i just had to walk away from it, it was so awkward.

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19305]

Welp, this woman from Tennessee just stated that people are just looking for power. Was she not paying attention on the 6th? Her fucking party is complicit.

[Mole 4339]

28 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

Cultural divide right here: I’ll never understand the hate for Liz Warren. She’s always clear and understandable and even when she’s wrong, she’s well-reasoned. Maybe I just answered my question.

[crash_davis 23470]

SIAP

crazy pic. this is the state of America. US National Guard sleeping at the Capitol in case the cult attacks the due process to impeach their cult leader.

 

[RPM 26623]

Gym hasn't called for a time check in a couple minutes... Gotta be running low.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

Just now, Mole said:

Cultural divide right here: I’ll never understand the hate for Liz Warren. She’s always clear and understandable and even when she’s wrong, she’s well-reasoned. Maybe I just answered my question.

The corporate powers run lots of propaganda against her for obvious reasons. It works too

[thepop 4418]

FOR WHAT REASONS

[RPM 26623]

I'm new here... but why are we impeaching this President? For what reasons?

Umm, you ARE new around here.

Edited January 13, 2021 by RPM

[Hagbard Celine 11240]

dem with bad mask game

[RPM 26623]

Jim going deep in the paint for the Dem chinmask squad.

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19305]

Fuck you Lee Zeldin.

[Mole 4339]

I could only listen for about 30 seconds before my blood pressure shot up, but the double standard argument tacitly admits that Trump incited the attack.

Edited January 13, 2021 by Mole

[TXSG8R 3362]

So Zeldin just admitted that the president indicted a riot, but it should be okay because Democrats supported BLM?

[hayden_horn 11402]

democrats leaving too much on the table because of their prepared remarks. "last time we impeached the president you would not allow witnesses to be presented. what's changed?"

[RPM 26623]

"You want to punish him because he's a Republican!"  Like if it was any Democrat President that called for Congress to be invaded they wouldn't be fighting each other to get to the mic and call for impeachment.

[Hank Kingsley 21778]

Here's the video. These people truly are some of dumbest motherfuckers on this planet. 

 

[RPM 26623]

Just now, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Fuck you Lee Zeldin.

BRB, gotta take a huge Zeldin. My apologies for sharing.

Edited January 13, 2021 by RPM

[NameAlreadyInUse 5169]

3 hours ago, LABEVO said:

 

Wait, am I to understand that if I see a picture of someone I know, and I say, "Hey I know that person, it's John Cornyn, here's his phone number" that I somehow broke the law?  I guess Cornyn may not understand the First Amendment as well as he claims.  Wonder if he's one of those senators that think private business must provide a platform for people to say whatever insane thing they want to say?  Republicans are trying to turn the First Amendment completely on its head.

[cactusflinthead 27627]

Bwahaha!

 

[Guest Lobo]

A bunch of Trumpers changing their tune this past week to "I never voted for him.  I saw this coming!"  

You realize your primary voting record can be searched, as can your FEC contributions to Trump?  The database has been around for years and includes pro-trump PACs.  

I guess you could say after it's been revealed you voted for him in two primaries and twice donated to his campaigns that you for some reason got cold feet at the actual general election ballot?  

But that's a long way to go to own the Libs.  

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Just now, NameAlreadyInUse said:

Wait, am I to understand that if I see a picture of someone I know, and I say, "Hey I know that person, it's John Cornyn, here's his phone number" that I somehow broke the law?  I guess Cornyn may not understand the First Amendment as well as he claims.  Wonder if he's one of those senators that think private business must provide a platform for people to say whatever insane thing they want to say?  Republicans are trying to turn the First Amendment completely on its head.

Seems like a United States Senator would know the difference. Well, one that was worth a shit.

[henrygandorf 29225]

did that dakota dude just say he's only voting no because it'll help him with his base?

[DigglerontheHoof 21551]

Just now, cactusflinthead said:

Bwahaha!

 

Hopefully, they also solved the problem of rampaging elephants. 

[Hagbard Celine 11240]

5 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

democrats leaving too much on the table because of their prepared remarks. "last time we impeached the president you would not allow witnesses to be presented. what's changed?"

dems messaging strategy:

[RPM 26623]

2.75 min v 3 min. Here we go!

[TexasHooch 5196]

Anyone keeping count how many Republicans are announcing that they'll vote yes?

[hayden_horn 11402]

one fun little subtext is hearing old man nadler continually yielding to the "gentlelady" and the speaker, with mild reproval in her tone says "the gentlewoman" every single time, and nadler just can't pick up on her polite correction of his outdated nomenclature.

[hayden_horn 11402]

Just now, TexasHooch said:

Anyone keeping count how many Republicans are announcing that they'll vote yes?

6 so far. i don't expect any more.

[Guest Lobo]

6 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Here's the video. These people truly are some of dumbest motherfuckers on this planet. 

 

Barber:  What you want for your cut my man?

Me:  Give me the Brian Mast.

Barber:  (stares at me for 45 seconds without blinking) 

Me:  I'm fam, right?  

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Just now, TexasHooch said:

Anyone keeping count how many Republicans are announcing that they'll vote yes?

6

[henrygandorf 29225]

Just now, hayden_horn said:

6 so far. i don't expect any more.

i bet it's higher.  why go on the record?

better to be grouped in with 6-12 people than become your own story.

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19305]

6 so far. i don't expect any more.

Not everyone has spoken I assume. I'd like to see at least 10.

[cactusflinthead 27627]

2 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

Anyone keeping count how many Republicans are announcing that they'll vote yes?

6 R at last reckoning

[Queen Bitch 1692]

19 minutes ago, Mole said:

Cultural divide right here: I’ll never understand the hate for Liz Warren. She

Stopped you where the answer lies

[C-Man 27779]

20 minutes ago, RPM said:

My cawleeges, I been here aweeek, but y'awll are harmin' the grate-est nashun y'awll ever seen.

 

 

18 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

SIAP

crazy pic. this is the state of America. US National Guard sleeping at the Capitol in case the cult attacks the due process to impeach their cult leader.