Trump Impeachment 2: Insurrection Boogaloo

[tantric superman 4,668]

Am I wrong to be giggling uncontrollably at this guy?

[Js1 87,183]

Basically the same. He knows Trump won’t be convicted 

 

[Michael Knight 13,223]

[WhatTheBuck 28,930]

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

please please roll out the my pillow guy 

I need a pillow because this guy is going to put me to sleep. 

[hpslugga 4,097]

Look at the silly monkey 

[tx 3 putt 78,682]

i hope he made trump pay upfront 

[Michael Knight 13,223]

[JohnnyRage 1,617]

What

am

I

even

listening

to?

[Wanker Bob 379]

This country is on a course for massive political violence and upheaval that will make this dumb coup attempt look like nothing. Not stopping this now opens the doors to far worse. 

[Hagbard Celine 11,254]

ok fuck this shit.

i'm going to the mart.

if this is their lead-off hitter great googily moogily.

[StassneyHorn 6,775]

Damn, Beto would’ve won if he said “I want to represent the GREATEST state, Texas. God Bless.”

[Michael Knight 13,223]

uh, did this guy study law?

[YChang 3,569]

Is this guy acting like a good prosecutor?

All I've heard is him talking about himself and now knocking the use of precedent from colonial days as being silly. 

Edited February 9, 2021 by YChang

[TXSG8R 3,362]

Republicans right now.

[Red Five 41,738]

[HenryJames 67,366]

[B00M 6,734]

The lack of research is obvious and staggering. He's winging it.

[shakahorn 1,658]

"I forget what it was..."

[NAVY 6,969]

This reminds me of being hungover at church and wondering what the fuck is this pastor trying to convey and when does this end? 

[Macanudo 13,327]

Trump found this guy on Craiglist, didn't he?

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19,305]

41 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Wait.....what upsets him is the PROFANITY that criminal insurrectionists used during their insurrection.....but NOT the fucking violent insurrection itself?

"You know, when they showed the video of the criminal gang rape at trial, what REALLY bothered me was the language that the rapists used."

Conservative brains are fucking poison.  Fuck them all.

 

Edited February 9, 2021 by PenelopeWitherspoon

[tx 3 putt 78,682]

this is hilarious 

[Firemans4Horn 18,533]

[DigglerontheHoof 21,551]

Holy shit.  I'm no legal expert but this seems....bad.

[Macanudo 13,327]

Castor is the kid in class giving a presentation to the class on a book he didn't read.

[YChang 3,569]

Ok... I guess I'm seeing the first inkling of a defense here around freedom of speech. 

[TexasEd 8,266]

Was he defending MTG?

 

[hobbes2702 13,477]

What the fuck is this dude even talking about?

[DigglerontheHoof 21,551]

Just now, TexasEd said:

Was he defending MTG?

 

Yes, yes he was. 

[B00M 6,734]

1 minute ago, Macanudo said:

Trump found this guy on Craiglist, didn't he?

Lent him a suit too

[tx 3 putt 78,682]

Just now, Macanudo said:

Castor is the kid in class giving a presentation to the class on a book he didn't read.

 

too lazy to browse cliff notes !

[B00M 6,734]

2 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

Was he defending MTG?

 

He forgets

[WhatTheBuck 28,930]

1 minute ago, hobbes2702 said:

What the fuck is this dude even talking about?

Floodgates, not whirlwind. Because whirlwind’s been taken. 

[TexasEd 8,266]

release the Kraken!

The Storm is coming!

 

[YChang 3,569]

So.. . if this is supposed to be a safety valve... let's not use it?

[DigglerontheHoof 21,551]

Just now, WhatTheBuck said:

Floodgates, not whirlwind. Because whirlwind’s been taken. 

biblical whirlwinds, I believe

[NAVY 6,969]

Maybe don’t attack the legislative branch and you won’t get impeached asshole. Commonplace my ass 

[Chuckie Finster 23,079]

T&P for everyone who has ever failed the bar exam watching this guy right now.

[TexArcher 39,072]

I feel like if Trump isn't convicted, it opens the door to a much bigger insurrection, and if Trump is convicted, it opens the door to a much bigger insurrection.

The lunatics are not done either way.

Edited February 9, 2021 by TexArcher

[StassneyHorn 6,775]

I’m not old enough to remember the Nixon impeachment, because he had shame

Edited February 9, 2021 by StassneyHorn

[YChang 3,569]

Lol, it's the we're gonna take revenge defense. 

[hayden_horn 11,402]

Just now, YChang said:

So.. . if this is supposed to be a safety valve... let's not use it?

yeah, bringing up bill clinton's impeachment as a comparison of any kind to trump's multiple impeachments is...an interesting tack.

[lemonlime 5,503]

2 hours of this. Fuck

[tx 3 putt 78,682]

your congressman responds ????

bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[WhatTheBuck 28,930]

2 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

biblical whirlwinds, I believe

It’s politica...er...biblical. 

[B00M 6,734]

Who had FAST AND FURIOUS on their bingo card? 

Benghazi and emails on deck.

[DigglerontheHoof 21,551]

2 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

I’m not old enough to remember the Nixon impeachment. 

no one is

[SubliminalHorn 7,009]

What the fuck is he even talking about

[Chuckie Finster 23,079]

IF YOU IMPEACH TRUMP WE WILL IMPEACH ERIC HOLDER

[WhatTheBuck 28,930]

“Nebraska is quite a judicial thinking place.”