Trump Impeachment 2: Insurrection Boogaloo

[StassneyHorn 6775]

Just now, DigglerontheHoof said:

no one is

Was on the porch drinkin beers and laughed. Looks like my edit came in late

[SimonBolivar 11064]

Oh no did anyone ask Nebraska?

[TexasEd 8266]

Whattt????

We're impeaching Eric Holder for Fast & Furious?

 

 

Don't convict because you're up for election. (Now some honesty)

 

[Born to Run 6601]

Wow. Almost feel bad for this lawyer. It's a combo of nonsense and points that actually support impeachment.

[TXSG8R 3362]

Nebraska is a judicial thinking place. 
 

[SimonBolivar 11064]

"The Greek Republic" wasn't a thing sir.

[Gourmand 7778]

At this point I'm just here to see some leaking hair dye err castor oil.

 

[Macanudo 13327]

4 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

I’m not old enough to remember the Nixon impeachment, because he had shame

Lesson learned here is that we should have impeached Nixon.

[Texas St. Armadillos 1388]

The Industrial Revolution to me is just like a story I know called "The Puppy Who Lost His Way." The world was changing, and the puppy was getting... bigger.

So, you see, the puppy was like industry. In that, they were both lost in the woods. And nobody, especially the little boy - "society" - knew where to find 'em. Except that the puppy was a dog. But the industry, my friends, that was a revolution.

[TexArcher 39072]

Just now, TexasEd said:

We're impeaching Eric Holder for Fast & Furious?

They're gonna impeach Paul Walker before this is over.

[HenryJames 67367]

Why would a Wookiee, an 8-foot-tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of 2-foot-tall Ewoks? That does not make sense!

[Sbbruin 22144]

“Nebraska is quite a judicial thinking place.”

Listening to this guy on the radio is painful. He's all over the map here. What the fuck is he even saying ?

[tx 3 putt 78682]

Rudy Guiliani would be an upgrade at this point 

[TexLonghorn 5737]

Trying to make sense of this opening statement is a beating

[SimonBolivar 11064]

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

Rudy Guiliani would be an upgrade at this point 

At least he'd hang dong.

[Red Five 41738]

For those not watching, let me sum up his argument. "Don't impeach him guys. I mean, come on. You know? Haha. Lets be real. C'mon."

[B00M 6734]

A) ...and 2) where am I? 

[hobbes2702 13477]

“There isn’t one of you who a) doesn’t consider yourself a patriot. And 2) considers each other patriots”

Good god.

[mchookem 16768]

[NAVY 6969]

This Attack on the constitution will not prevail? You mean your client’s attack? Wtf 

[TexArcher 39072]

Just now, hobbes2702 said:

“There isn’t one of you who a) doesn’t consider yourself a patriot. And 2) considers each other patriots”

Good god.

Did he actually say "A" and "2"??

[lemonlime 5503]

It’s genuinely sad that this guy’s argument will most likely prevail over Raskin and Neguse’s.

[RPM 26628]

Why isn't Mr. Haney wearing his hat?

[Macanudo 13327]

1 minute ago, HenryJames said:

Why would a Wookiee, an 8-foot-tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of 2-foot-tall Ewoks? That does not make sense!

Little people porn.

[tantric superman 4668]

Ah yes, this is too legalese....

[hobbes2702 13477]

Just now, TexArcher said:

Did he actually say "A" and "2"??

Yes.

Those quotes I used are real.

Edited February 9, 2021 by hobbes2702

[B00M 6734]

Somewhere Trump is nodding furiously because this guy just makes sense

[TexasEd 8266]

3 minutes ago, Texas St. Armadillos said:

The Industrial Revolution to me is just like a story I know called "The Puppy Who Lost His Way." The world was changing, and the puppy was getting... bigger.

So, you see, the puppy was like industry. In that, they were both lost in the woods. And nobody, especially the little boy - "society" - knew where to find 'em. Except that the puppy was a dog. But the industry, my friends, that was a revolution.

 

[Macanudo 13327]

Just now, B00M said:

Somewhere Trump is nodding furiously because this guy just makes sense

And around 74,000,000 Americans.

[tantric superman 4668]

Shit, brisket and ghost of LL would have done this on contingency and would have mispronounced voir dire about 10 times by now.

[89Horn 1736]

Wasn't watching and following along with the comments here.  I couldn't believe that it was really as bad as suggested. 

So started watching just to see. Holy fuck, this guy is all over the place.  It really sounds like he's winging it with some far out shit.

Wow.

[hayden_horn 11402]

2 minutes ago, Red Five said:

For those not watching, let me sum up his argument. "Don't impeach him guys. I mean, come on. You know? Haha. Lets be real. C'mon."

i think my favorite part was the admission that republicans will act in bad faith in the future and use impeachment as a form of political revenge. 

i mean...we all know that to be true, but really?

[Macanudo 13327]

Now we know what the Castor Oil was on Rudy's head.

[tx 3 putt 78682]

Hey, you can't do that !

[SimonBolivar 11064]

Donald about to fire this guy for saying he lost.

[tantric superman 4668]

Ha ha.  "Unfortunately I speak that way"

[Macanudo 13327]

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

Hey, you can't do that !

"They can't do that to our guy.   Only we can do that to our guy!"

[lemonlime 5503]

Great argument. The people were smart enough to pick a new administration. So it was ok for the old administration to try and stop the transfer of power. Wtf

[NAVY 6969]

They’re not afraid of the American people, they’re afraid of Trump’s psychotic mob that fucking attacked the Capitol. JFC 

[DigglerontheHoof 21551]

Pretty sure trump didn’t approve that “changed administrations by vote “comment.

[Mole 4339]

Question for the law dogs: is there some nifty Latin turn of phrase for a defense that implicitly acknowledges that nothing matters so that even though the right thing is blindingly clear, nothing matters at all? Where everyone knows the right thing but we all also know that so many are so cynical that there’s no real point in offering much of a defense? Because, why bother putting in extra effort when you know it doesn’t matter?

If not, may I suggest Ano est vitae?

[lemonlime 5503]

[NAVY 6969]

Hahahah booger on his lip!!! 

[Sbbruin 22144]

Did he actually say "A" and "2"??

[WhatTheBuck 28930]

He sucks at drinking water too. 

[TXSG8R 3362]

I feel like I’m having a stroke watching this shit. 

[89Horn 1736]

This happens all the time?

The people who didn't get their way cause an insurrection to stop the result from going through?

Is that what he means?

[ndawg 1242]

This isn't a lawyer, it's a guy pretending to be a lawyer at a free comedy improv workshop.

[Homercles 10206]

5 minutes ago, B00M said:

Somewhere Trump is nodding furiously because this guy just makes sense

[WhatTheBuck 28930]

“Congress shall make no law abridging...all of these things.”