Trump Impeachment 2: Insurrection Boogaloo

[Macanudo 13327]

This is a farce.  And yet, Trumpkins are listening and it all makes sense.

 

[Macanudo 13327]

WTF?    The House managers did a good job?    Is he sabotaging this?

[Brandywine 1330]

Sounds like that guys argument is just making threats. 

[SimonBolivar 11064]

1 minute ago, Macanudo said:

This is a farce.  And yet, Trumpkins are listening and it all makes sense.

 

Nah, they'll let see what Facebook says later.

[TexasEd 8266]

Our opposing counsel is so good and their argument so solid that we have to re-do our presentation because we got nothing.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

I hope this guy got Trump’s money in advance. 

[WhatTheBuck 28930]

He likes the word “erudite.”

[Ghost of LL 15698]

Holy shit.  I hadn't tuned in until the last five minutes or so.  But good God--there's no coherent thought here at all.  Nothing.

This is just amazing.  I cannot fathom getting up in front of the Senate with absolutely nothing to say and winging it.

[Pam Cummings 9868]

Interesting tactic to warn about re-election chances after telling everyone how rigged the elections are.

[Satchel 6982]

I hope this guy understands Trump is not going to pay him.

[SimonBolivar 11064]

Just now, WhatTheBuck said:

He likes the word “erudite.”

I count 3 times. Must've been on Jeopardy the day he wrote his speech.

[lemonlime 5503]

Interesting tactic to suggest trump should be arrested

[TexasEd 8266]

So we should have arrested Trump instead of impeach him?

Hell, let's get him arrested, his lawyer said to do it.

[strangulation! 1716]

5 minutes ago, Mole said:

Question for the law dogs: is there some nifty Latin turn of phrase for a defense that implicitly acknowledges that nothing matters so that even though the right thing is blindingly clear, nothing matters at all? Where everyone knows the right thing but we all also know that so many are so cynical that there’s no real point in offering much of a defense? Because, why bother putting in extra effort when you know it doesn’t matter?

If not, may I suggest Ano est vitae?

e pluribus anus

[HenryJames 67367]

1 minute ago, Ghost of LL said:

I cannot fathom getting up in front of the Senate with absolutely nothing to say and winging it.

Are you not a white male, sir?

[hayden_horn 11402]

seems like the strategy here.

[DigglerontheHoof 21551]

This was worth it just to hear him say that trump "was removed by the voters".  You know that hit trump in his fat gut, like a hammer. 

[TXSG8R 3362]

Can this motherfucker not work PowerPoint to give everyone else a visual aid? Why is he reading from a tourist kiosk pamphlet?

[Foosters 18280]

This guy just acknowledged that Biden won the vote and suggested that Trump should be arrested instead of impeached.

When is he getting fired?

[lemonlime 5503]

I wonder if and how the impeachment managers use their rebuttal time. Trump hasn’t provided any remotely cogent argument to respond to

[Pescado_Rojo 19587]

This reminds me of the time I had to give an oral book report in front of my entire English class, but I didn't read the book...So I got high at lunch and skimmed the comic book version. 

[Brandywine 1330]

Yep Trump’s ass should have been arrested and sent to jail before he left office.

[WhatTheBuck 28930]

Now we get the angry shouter. 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

 

[Sawbonz 28222]

55 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Yes, you guys ... be honest!  Let he who has not incited an insurrection in which people were killed cast the first stone!
 

 

 

Not everybody’s the perfect person in the world. I mean everyone kills people, murders people, steals from you, steals from me.

[hobbes2702 13477]

Oh this guy wants to cry because of what these proceedings will do to our democracy. How about some tears for the death of the peaceful transition of power.

[shakahorn 1658]

Castor didn't know the difference between a colon and a semi-colon.  Much like Trump doesn't know the difference between an apostrophe and a hyphen.

[Brandywine 1330]

Guy’s really nervous 

[Longhorn_Fan68 34106]

lol, sounds like this is going as well as his presidency. what a fucking joke

[Willfully Horn 8264]

This dude seems methified.

[Macanudo 13327]

If Trump stiffs these guys, I kind of think he has cause.

[DigglerontheHoof 21551]

Is he trying to build a case for conspiracy?  

[WhatTheBuck 28930]

2 minutes ago, Foosters said:

This guy just acknowledged that Biden won the vote and suggested that Trump should be arrested instead of impeached.

When is he getting fired?

He can’t get fired. Trump’s been banned from Twitter. 

[GopherRock 1773]

Disenfranchisement?!

Trump is clearly getting what he paid for.

[hobbes2702 13477]

How are voters being disenfranchised? He lost already.

[burntorangebongos 10826]

I heard the lawyers made him pay up front but he negotiated it down. He got what he paid for...no cogent argument because what he did was indefensible. Even his attorney says he should go to jail.

[Chuckie Finster 23079]

"disen-FRANCHISE!!!!"

[Macanudo 13327]

Rudy:  I'm the worst lawyer in the U.S.

Castor:  Hey, y'all, watch this.

[DigglerontheHoof 21551]

WTF?  Does he have to hold the top of his head on when he drinks?

[hobbes2702 13477]

Why the fuck does that guy hold his head when drinking water? What the hell was that?

[TXSG8R 3362]

Uh, wtf was that drinking move?

[TexasEd 8266]

going full Donald Trump with 74 Million!!!!111!!!!

I thought he was going to go Qanon... still speaking..  

[B00M 6734]

I love and still can't believe he admitted to what we all knew. They were so pantsed that they threw out their plan and winged it. OH BUT WE'LL REBUT EVERYTHING JUST YOU WAIT. 

[WhatTheBuck 28930]

“Elitist,” “deprogram,” “deplorable.”

You go, Captain Buzzword!

[Guest Lobo]

What the fuck was the pre-trial charrette with these guys and Trump like for fuck's sake?

"Mr. President.  Here's you, here's the House Managers, here are the Senate Jurors, here's Us."

Trump, "Okay.  So what?  What's the plan?"  

"Mr. President.  Here's the Sun.  I say...we head straight for it!  They won't be expecting that!"  

[Sawbonz 28222]

5 minutes ago, lemonlime said:

I wonder if and how the impeachment managers use their rebuttal time. Trump hasn’t provided any remotely cogent argument to respond to

[Foosters 18280]

Can someone point me to the part of the constitution that says the purpose of impeachments is to heal?

[YChang 3569]

Lol, this is hatred... yeah... not the action of what happened 

[hobbes2702 13477]

Just now, YChang said:

Lol, this is hatred... yeah... not the action of what happened 

This is bloodsport. Ignore the blood spilling on the Capitol floors.

[Brandywine 1330]

Well, they had what? Less than a week to pull this all together after all of Trumps other lawyers left?