Trump Impeachment 2: Insurrection Boogaloo

[WhatTheBuck 28930]

This guy represented Jeffrey Epstein. 

[4th&Five 42005]

I wish he was back on twitter for this. 

[hobbes2702 13477]

8 minutes ago, lemonlime said:

I’m not sure why he’s not wearing it. My best guess is that trump didn’t want his white supremacist base to see his lawyers wearing a yarmulke.

Orthodox men typically wear it at all times except sleeping or bathing. But it has to worn on certain occasions, such as when praying or eating.

Thank you for the explanation. 
I had thought it’s always worn so seems strange to not wear it but still observe the ritual I guess.

[shakahorn 1658]

9 minutes ago, lemonlime said:

I’m not sure why he’s not wearing it. My best guess is that trump didn’t want his white supremacist base to see his lawyers wearing a yarmulke.

Orthodox men typically wear it at all times except sleeping or bathing. But it has to worn on certain occasions, such as when praying or eating.

I would tend to agree.  His base conveniently ignores that Jared is a Jew and that Ivanka converted.

[Macanudo 13327]

13 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

What’s that red book he’s waving around. Let me guess, communist manifesto or something 

Mao's Little Red Book.

[Hookah Horns 3089]

He was impeached when he was president, dick hole. 

[Bojack 2091]

2 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

This guy represented Jeffrey Epstein. 

This guy represented Epstein the same way Tom Hagen represented Frank Pentangelli.

[Chad Fuck 18135]

1 minute ago, shakahorn said:

I would tend to agree.  His base conveniently ignores that Jared is a Jew and that Ivanka converted.

This is not a new idea.  "I hate them [insert minority]. Aw heck, [minority standing right beside speaker], I'm not talking about YEW!  I'm talkin' bout all the rest of 'em.  I know you know what I'm talkin' about..."

[Ojo Rojo 2054]

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

2 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

I wish he was back on twitter for this. 

Who are you and what have you done to the nice poster named 4th&Five? 
NOTHING, no matter how tempting, is worth that. 

[TexasEd 8266]

He wants to apply the Florida state constitution impeachment clause to the former president

[burntorangebongos 10826]

Is he trying to say he was impeached while he was not president? Wut?

[Guest Lobo]

Just now, Bojack said:

This guy represented Epstein the same way Tom Hagen represented Frank Pentangelli.

Good point.  I always thought it was a little strange when he told Epstein about how the old Romans used to take their own lives to protect the Omerta and their families.  Doesn't make a lot of sense when two Jews are speaking with one another.  But to each their own, L'Chaim.  

[WhatTheBuck 28930]

Quoting Alan Dershowitz who also represented Jeffrey Epstein. And OJ Simpson. And Donald Trump. 

[TexArcher 39072]

8 minutes ago, NAVY said:

I still haven’t heard that it’s ok to invite a mob to attack the legislative branch 

Yeah, but her emails, tho.

[WhatTheBuck 28930]

Advice from rape enabler and disgraced former Baylor president Ken Starr. 

[Beantown Express 2.0 6597]

1 minute ago, TexasEd said:

He wants to apply the Florida state constitution impeachment clause to the former president

Is that when you steal crab legs from a grocery store but it's OK because you can throw the ball like Uncle Rico?

[NAVY 6969]

Just now, TexArcher said:

Yeah, but her emails, tho.

Based on this stellar lawyering, I’m sure that will come up in the next couple of days 

[NWBuck 8629]

5 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

This is not a new idea.  "I hate them [insert minority]. Aw heck, [minority standing right beside speaker], I'm not talking about YEW!  I'm talkin' bout all the rest of 'em.  I know you know what I'm talkin' about..."

[Hookah Horns 3089]

This case doesn't involve a president resigning, so go ahead and totally ignore the obviously insane consequences of my interpretation of the constitution. 

[WhatTheBuck 28930]

It depends upon what your definition of “is” is. 

[WhatTheBuck 28930]

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[HornPhD 1389]

Shall now means mandatory. Good to know. 

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

Have they tried the Nuremburg defense yet? Where he only incited the mob because the mob told him to incite the mob because they thought the election was stolen since he told them it was?

I’m getting that vibe by the comments here. 

[Hookah Horns 3089]

Professor Bobbit. Took his course at UT. Cool ass dude. 

His argument on this sucks, though. Then again, it's better than most of what these jagoffs have said today. 

Edited February 9, 2021 by Hookah Horns

[NAVY 6969]

MAGAhole: All them there big wurds is right 

[tx 3 putt 78682]

1 minute ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Have they tried the Nuremburg defense yet?

 

someone should slip the accused a pistol and cyanide capsule ?

[WhatTheBuck 28930]

“Elitist!” Drink!

[TXSG8R 3362]

That wasn’t an insurrectionist riot, it was democracy!

[WhatTheBuck 28930]

The political message was ‘overturn democracy!’

Don't you dare quote Abraham Lincoln in defense of Donald Trump you worthless piece of shit.

[B00M 6734]

filibuster is back on

[ChuckNorrisActionJeans 2692]

what a cynical pack of lies and gross manipulation this guy spewed up

[horn4life 3838]

So is drinking water out of a plastic some thing that is difficult for all Republicans?  Or was the placing the hand on the head to sip a water bottle some religious thing I haven't seen?  

I saw the first hour or so of the Dems and the last hour or so for Pubs, and one is a lot more compelling than the other. and more entertaining.  

My rebuttal would be a video starting with Trumps taking the oath of office. Then I would follow up with Trump's assertion 

Quote

"You know what else they say about my people? The polls, they say I have the most loyal people. Did you ever see that? Where I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn’t lose any voters, okay? It’s like incredible," Trump said.

I would address each point and repeat that Trump does indeed have the most loyal people, in this case he caused the death of 5 people and he expects the Senate to be loyal.

[NAVY 6969]

Was there any structure to either of these arguments? Did I miss it? 

[WhatTheBuck 28930]

How many surly lawyers have ever cried while reading poetry in a courtroom before? Does that happen often?

[Hookah Horns 3089]

Lolz of course a fucking poem. You suck at lawyering bro. 

[DDD Dad 14650]

This should be good.

[mchookem 16768]

was he trying not to cry just now?? 

 

[ChuckNorrisActionJeans 2692]

Dems should start with the fact that Trump was impeached while IN OFFICE. 

So, the other party can just stall trial as they did, and then say, too late, we win?

[hayden_horn 11402]

31 minutes ago, lemonlime said:

I’m not sure why he’s not wearing it. My best guess is that trump didn’t want his white supremacist base to see his lawyers wearing a yarmulke.

Orthodox men typically wear it at all times except sleeping or bathing. But it has to worn on certain occasions, such as when praying or eating.

this is 100% why he isn't wearing the yarmulke. 

[DDD Dad 14650]

Boom.

Everything that guy just said is bullshit.

[Red Five 41738]

We're not going to have a trial while he's in office, that's ridiculous!

We're not going to have a trial while he's out of office, that's ridiculous!

So basically you can do whatever you want at the end of your term with zero consequences. /Mark Cuban gif

[Hookah Horns 3089]

Everyone voting no is going to hell. 

[DDD Dad 14650]

Fuck Cornyn.

[ChuckNorrisActionJeans 2692]

yeah I'd like to look into that Bobbit argument the guy cited....smells like bullshit (I had Bobbit in law school as well)

[DDD Dad 14650]

Fuck Cruz

[Biff Tannen 46168]

17 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

Is that when you steal crab legs from a grocery store but it's OK because you can throw the ball like Uncle Rico?

[burntorangebongos 10826]

My fucking office internet is out so I'm only keeping up by this thread. What is happening? 

[Hookah Horns 3089]

Mitch has no dick. 

[Chad Fuck 18135]

Obvs