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There are longstanding rumors that Chip Brown is your typical old school sports reporter. By that, I mean he's allegedly a degenerate gambler and alcoholic. There's a longstanding rumor that Chip

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Comparing these two's eyes and smiles, I'm pretty sure Kendra now follows Mrs. Sark on facebook, twitter, instagram, tiktok, snapchat, and social media platforms that Mrs. Sark didn't even know she was on.

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eyes? it's the whole face

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Yes, Mrs. Sark is not difficult to look at.

Scott gives me the heebie-jeebies. Like, I'm not sure I could drink away those eyes. Shit, you know that movie, the one where Glenn Close killed the rabbit. Hard pass.

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Why even tweet this? A few comments on a tweet don’t represent everyone’s opinions. I didn’t even know what this was about until I had to ask a friend. She’s making it worse by dragging it back into the news.

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Why even tweet this? A few comments on a tweet don’t represent everyone’s opinions. I didn’t even know what this was about until I had to ask a friend. She’s making it worse by dragging it back into the news.

Same reason she did the radio host stuff. She’s a thin skinned bitch just like her husband. She’d be better off just shutting the fuck up, cooking, cleaning, and laying there while getting plowed by her dog shit head coach of a husband. 

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25 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Same reason she did the radio host stuff. She’s a thin skinned bitch just like her husband. She’d be better off just shutting the fuck up, cooking, cleaning, and laying there while getting plowed by her dog shit head coach of a husband. 

Cooking and cleaning?  What kind of demographic are you envisioning?

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Some """"""Texas Fans"""""""

I think Michelle made an honest mistake. She said TX, not Texas. TX is a damn good bourbon and I'm sure Tom / Kendra have been putting some away recently. TX has been front and center on Michelle's mind. It's ruined her life, TX has. Damn the bourbon and bourbon drinkers!

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Same reason she did the radio host stuff. She’s a thin skinned bitch just like her husband. She’d be better off just shutting the fuck up, cooking, cleaning, and laying there while getting plowed by her dog shit head coach of a husband. 

You probably don't have a wife or a daughter speaking like this. Treat women with respect, man. All she is doing is defending her family. 

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44 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Same reason she did the radio host stuff. She’s a thin skinned bitch just like her husband. She’d be better off just shutting the fuck up, cooking, cleaning, and laying there while getting plowed by her dog shit head coach of a husband. 

BO&W is an incel confirmed. 

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Same reason she did the radio host stuff. She’s a thin skinned bitch just like her husband. She’d be better off just shutting the fuck up, cooking, cleaning, and laying there while getting plowed by her dog shit head coach of a husband. 

Oh, so you're an actual, queso gargling, limp dick incel. Got it. Go fuck yourself.

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Same reason she did the radio host stuff. She’s a thin skinned bitch just like her husband. She’d be better off just shutting the fuck up, cooking, cleaning, and laying there while getting plowed by her dog shit head coach of a husband. 

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Same reason she did the radio host stuff. She’s a thin skinned bitch just like her husband. She’d be better off just shutting the fuck up, cooking, cleaning, and laying there while getting plowed by her dog shit head coach of a husband. 

You thought this was a good idea to post, did you? 

I feel like there's great odds we're about to see someone use Beta or Cuck or both on this thread unironically. 

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