2021 Texas Offseason: Sark Attacks Austin

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No F-250s

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29 minutes ago, Machinator said:

@Mother mopar

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1 hour ago, Nope said:

No F-250s

Cars? No Trucks? Don't tell me the world is getting back to normal . . .

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1 hour ago, Nope said:

No F-250s

Can't be your dream car if it's already sitting in your driveway

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2 hours ago, Machinator said:

Ummm someone gonna give VY a lift home?  Looks like he needs one.

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Cars? No Trucks? Don't tell me the world is getting back to normal . . .

Since I just saw the Acho Lexus LS 500 commercial for the first time just a few minutes ago I’m guessing he is the special speaker and they are setting it up for the recruits to envision themselves in that commercial.

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4 hours ago, Machinator said:

Vince and Mrs. Sark

Very nice.

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[mention=938]Mother mopar[/mention]

Denzi Washington training day.pic

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“Got to meet” would seem to indicate this is the first time they’ve met. Hasn’t Ricky been around the program due to LHN and, well, being Ricky Fucking Williams? Seems really surprising it was the first time he’s met Bijan, even with Covid. 

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4 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

“Got to meet” would seem to indicate this is the first time they’ve met. Hasn’t Ricky been around the program due to LHN and, well, being Ricky Fucking Williams? Seems really surprising it was the first time he’s met Bijan, even with Covid. 

Perhaps Ricky "too high" Williams just forgot he's met Bijan before? 

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On 6/12/2021 at 2:24 PM, Viper said:

Can't be your dream car if it's already sitting in your driveway

Nonsense. Some of us are livin' our dreams.

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That TCU game early is going to be interesting. They’re loaded on defense & I think their offense will stabilize this season. 

Edited June 14, 2021 by CastHorn

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Tell those mfers to stop knocking at my door.

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6 hours ago, CastHorn said:

That TCU game early is going to be interesting. They’re loaded on defense & I think they’re offense will be stabilize this season. 

thanks Coach Fatterson.

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46 minutes ago, cochamps said:

thanks Coach Fatterson.

you’re a fucking idiot. 

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Casey training with Stefon Diggs and Jarvis Landry: https://www.instagram.com/p/CQHw2-dh47l

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3 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

3rd pic, Mormon Hipster on the right gonna FAAFO if he don't put some respek on the hand sign. 

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3rd pic, Mormon Hipster on the right gonna FAAFO if he don't put some respek on the hand sign. 

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Looks like Casey flew out again this past weekend to work w Jarvis & Diggs.

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11 minutes ago, CastHorn said:

Looks like Casey flew out again this past weekend to work w Jarvis & Diggs.

What is the connection there exactly? I don't remember the circumstance where he keeps working out with big time NFL receivers that don't have UT connections. Is his dad a trainer/coach these days? 

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6 hours ago, UncleSonny said:

What is the connection there exactly? I don't remember the circumstance where he keeps working out with big time NFL receivers that don't have UT connections. Is his dad a trainer/coach these days? 

There's a FCB podcast with his dad that explains.  Too disinterested to find it.  Basically the dad runs a motivational speaking business and football camps.  Casey helps with that.  Probably met these dudes through that.

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They’re calling Texas aggyish on SEC rant because of this….

 

 

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6 minutes ago, US183 said:

They’re calling Texas aggyish on SEC rant because of this….

 

 

Lol they all do that. Georgia's the worst of them all:

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So does Saban not get to count the 2003 championship because he left LSU?

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Keilan Robinson has arrived in Austin, per Nahlin.

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4 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Keilan Robinson has arrived in Austin, per Nahlin.

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Athlon Preseason All-Big-XII: https://athlonsports.com/college-football/big-12-football-2021-all-conference-team

1st Team:

RB Bijan Robinson, Texas

2nd Team:

OL Derek Kerstetter, DL Alfred Collins, LB DeMarvion Overshown, CB D'Shawn Jamison, K Cameron Dicker, KR D'Shawn Jamison

3rd Team:

DL Keondre Coburn, P Ryan Bujcevski

4th Team

AP/RB Roschon Johnson, WR Joshua Moore, OL Junior Angilau

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That TCU game early is going to be interesting. They’re loaded on defense & I think their offense will stabilize this season. 

Certainly if they’re ever going to get it back under Patterson this is the year.

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Athlon Preseason All-Big-XII: https://athlonsports.com/college-football/big-12-football-2021-all-conference-team
1st Team:
RB Bijan Robinson, Texas
2nd Team:
OL Derek Kerstetter, DL Alfred Collins, LB DeMarvion Overshown, CB D'Shawn Jamison, K Cameron Dicker, KR D'Shawn Jamison
3rd Team:
DL Keondre Coburn, P Ryan Bujcevski
4th Team
AP/RB Roschon Johnson, WR Joshua Moore, OL Junior Angilau

Up to four teams now?

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Looks like Casey flew out again this past weekend to work w Jarvis & Diggs.

Thats gonna ruin him when he’s overthrowing Kai Money

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1 hour ago, Eskimohorn said:

Thats gonna ruin him when he’s overthrowing Kai Money

Hopefully we never have to see Kai Money again unless it's garbage time.

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On 6/12/2021 at 11:41 AM, Red Five said:

Hey Matt. Take a look at everyone else.

He got that from Earl... but yeah.... North to drop off or some shit...

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Do I read his name like “Nail-in”, as in “I’ve been nailin’ your wife”?

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8 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Hopefully we never have to see Kai Money again unless it's garbage time.

idgaf... dude is Money.

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13 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Do I read his name like “Nail-in”, as in “I’ve been nailin’ your wife”?

Nah-Lean

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Just now, Red Five said:

Nah-Lean

Nah-Lynn

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6 hours ago, US183 said:

They’re calling Texas aggyish on SEC rant because of this….

 

 

Wait. The conference that counts dozens of football championships they never actually won calls us aggy for claiming hardware we did actually win?

 

Makes perfect sense.

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25 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Do I read his name like “Nail-in”, as in “I’ve been nailin’ your wife”?

Only if you're talking to South Austin's dad

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Hopefully we never have to see Kai Money again unless it's garbage time.

Which means we want to see Kai Money out there every game.

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4 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Nah-Lynn

nah

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54 minutes ago, ousux said:

5 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Hopefully we never have to see Kai Money again unless it's garbage time.

Which means we want to see Kai Money out there every game.

Shake your money maker.