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  On 6/17/2021 at 9:41 PM, jw4381 said:

I feel gruntled. Should I be?

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More guys from winning programs can only help. Sometimes you have to learn to win. We have the talent and hopefully the scheme to be the favorite for every game on our schedule besides OU. Need some guys to drive the point that losing isn’t an option.

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That idiot Brian Davis was on Bucky and Erin this morning. I was only half-listening to part of it, but he predicted 8-4, mentioned uncertainty about RB depth as a concern, and predicted Casey will start at QB. "If he was good enough to back up Sam for two years, then he's good enough to start". 

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  On 6/18/2021 at 2:02 PM, Red Five said:

That idiot Brian Davis was on Bucky and Erin this morning. I was only half-listening to part of it, but he predicted 8-4, mentioned uncertainty about RB depth as a concern, and predicted Casey will start at QB. "If he was good enough to back up Sam for two years, then he's good enough to start". 

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That sentence makes no fucking sense.

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  On 6/18/2021 at 2:02 PM, Red Five said:

That idiot Brian Davis was on Bucky and Erin this morning. I was only half-listening to part of it, but he predicted 8-4, mentioned uncertainty about RB depth as a concern, and predicted Casey will start at QB. "If he was good enough to back up Sam for two years, then he's good enough to start". 

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That sentence also makes no sense. 

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  On 6/18/2021 at 4:01 PM, South Austin said:

The Surly happy hour when Kirk Bohls retires or goes into hospice will be epic.

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How he's still employed is one of the world's great mysteries. With print media dying and the likelihood of his longevity-enhanced outsized salary, I don't see how they haven't replaced him with an autistic sixth-grader, which would be a win-win: payroll costs go down, article quality goes up. 

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  On 6/18/2021 at 5:17 PM, Royale with cheese said:

How he's still employed is one of the world's great mysteries. With print media dying and the likelihood of his longevity-enhanced outsized salary, I don't see how they haven't replaced him with an autistic sixth-grader, which would be a win-win: payroll costs go down, article quality goes up. 

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We know he still writes, but I don't think we know for certain he is still being paid. Could be a Milton in the basement scenario and he just hasn't figured it out yet.

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  On 6/18/2021 at 5:17 PM, Royale with cheese said:

How he's still employed is one of the world's great mysteries. With print media dying and the likelihood of his longevity-enhanced outsized salary, I don't see how they haven't replaced him with an autistic sixth-grader, which would be a win-win: payroll costs go down, article quality goes up. 

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He is perfect for us. He’s arrogant and judgmental with the full act of being oblivious to this fact. He does shit to obviously and furiously fuck with us. I believe it was ‘97 or ‘98 before the pivotal packers/cowboys playoff game when he penned his great epic “I want to be a Cheesehead”. He’s employed becaus of old school ‘good ‘ol boying’, self promotion as the “aww shucks” UT fan and tenure. 

he’s not the sports reporter we like, but he’s kinda the one we deserve 

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  On 6/18/2021 at 6:31 PM, Elmer_Fudd said:

Abiara being mentioned early is nice to hear.  He wasn't a very popular take on the recruiting board, but PK was after him hard at UW.

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Agreed, post signing day when Sarkisian was making the tv/radio/podcast rounds he made a point to mention Abiara pretty much every time. Feels like the staff is really high on him.

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  On 6/18/2021 at 7:02 PM, Doc Reeves said:

He is perfect for us. He’s arrogant and judgmental with the full act of being oblivious to this fact. He does shit to obviously and furiously fuck with us. I believe it was ‘97 or ‘98 before the pivotal packers/cowboys playoff game when he penned his great epic “I want to be a Cheesehead”. He’s employed becaus of old school ‘good ‘ol boying’, self promotion as the “aww shucks” UT fan and tenure. 

he’s not the sports reporter we like, but he’s kinda the one we deserve 

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Hey screw you, guy. I moved to and became a fan of Texas in 2011. The best thing that's happened since is a Sugar Bowl and a few Texas is Backs. I have to jerk off to old grainy films of Earl choke slamming a fool and VY scampering into the end zone while pretending not to know what's going to happen, wishing it were live so I could feel the warm embrace of something new and fresh that appreciates me for me. 

I don't deserve Kirk Bohls and neither do you.

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  On 6/18/2021 at 6:41 PM, MAUFRAIS said:

It’s about the basement.


Listen, I find Milton as boring as you find Milton.

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Mrs Milton found him boring too

But that doesn't relieve you of your responsibility for this material. Now I'm waiting for reports from some of you... Listen, I'm not joking. This is my job!

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I assume Bohls and Golden still have jobs because of their contracts. As in, it's cheaper to pay them than to buy out their contracts. Might as well publish content from them while the Statesman editors are counting down the end of their contracts. 

It's kind of like the Astros pitching Joe Smith when they're down by 7 runs. 

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  On 6/18/2021 at 2:02 PM, Red Five said:

That idiot Brian Davis was on Bucky and Erin this morning. I was only half-listening to part of it, but he predicted 8-4, mentioned uncertainty about RB depth as a concern, and predicted Casey will start at QB. "If he was good enough to back up Sam for two years, then he's good enough to start". 

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 Top 5 RB three deep in the nation? Where is the sand to rub in my tender bits?

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