2021 Texas Offseason: Sark Attacks Austin

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[TrashMaster G 17,385]

4 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Looks like Charlie's lost some weight and added a couple of inches.

[gmr548 16,481]

Joke's on y'all, Flood's OL is going to avg atleast 8 full seconds of pocket time for every passing situation...

Why such a pessimist?

[gmr548 16,481]

I’m about to bodyslam my roommate through a China cabinet. 

Use protection

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[South Austin 52,105]

3 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Looks like Charlie's lost some weight and added a couple of inches.

/katfid

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any video of Sarks interview? Youtube? 

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Edited May 26, 2021 by Machinator

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Presumably Anwar meant "Tuscaloosa" instead of "Tuscola"

 

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[conVINCEd 21,468]

7 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

It’s been 5 months and they still haven’t found the right house?

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8 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

It’s been 5 months and they still haven’t found the right house?

finally did just few weeks ago.  they were probably getting outbid like everyone else

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maybe he just had to wait a few months to save up enough for a $2.2 million house on the lake

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18 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

I am eagerly awaiting the looks they come up with...  

I would laugh my ass off if we end up seeing some diamond with Rojo, Bijan, and Whittington ... and then pass out of it...

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36 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Good Lord. 8 seems like any easy over bet. Barring terrible injury luck, seems hard to imagine you wouldn’t at least push. Since most Vegas lines have us 3rd in the Big 12, seems like the prediction would be 6-3 in conference and 2-1 OOC. 

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5 hours ago, elguapo said:

Look at the happy feet Jeff Garcia is teaching in these drills, what an idiot he doesn't know anything about playing QB!

 

Well yeah, but Garcia got by on raw, unmatched talent

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I mean I always bet the under on surly group think and concede OU is a likely L this year (which is part of what made last year so infuriating), but 8 seems low.

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21 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

Glad he is practicing the GDGD 15yr toss for no gain play.

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[Tex Pete 20,156]

2 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

Stupid.

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1 hour ago, Machinator said:

 

We ought to put that on the wall 

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4 hours ago, conVINCEd said:

It’s been 5 months and they still haven’t found the right house?

They did, but just forgot the zip code

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4 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

 

9 1/2 for Aggy huh -- gotta love that shitty nonconference schedule

Texas A&M Aggies Schedule 2021

DATE	OPPONENT	TIME	TV
Sat, 9/4	vsKENT	TBD
Sat, 9/11	vsCOLO *	TBD
Sat, 9/18	vsUNM	TBD
Sat, 9/25	vsARK *	TBD
Sat, 10/2	vsMSST	TBD
Sat, 10/9	vsALA	TBD
Sat, 10/16	@MIZ	TBD
Sat, 10/23	vsSC	TBD
Sat, 11/6	vsAUB	TBD
Sat, 11/13	@MISS	TBD
Sat, 11/20	vsPV	TBD
Sat, 11/27	@LSU	TBD

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maybe he just had to wait a few months to save up enough for a $2.2 million house on the lake

Im sure Shaka would gave him a discount on his,lulz.

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Coburn really never wears shoes...

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43 minutes ago, cdain3 said:

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

 

Coburn really never wears shoes...

Overshown really never wears hats...

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Siap....touchdown club presser.

 

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11 hours ago, Burt Macklin said:

Good Lord. 8 seems like any easy over bet. Barring terrible injury luck, seems hard to imagine you wouldn’t at least push. Since most Vegas lines have us 3rd in the Big 12, seems like the prediction would be 6-3 in conference and 2-1 OOC. 

I’m sorry.  I never bet on college football or really anything but I will take that bet.  No way UT doesn’t win 9 games.  How do I bet this?