Coach Sark welcome press conference 4 pm

[Rhinotx 499]

1 minute ago, Machinator said:

 

I think Herman was trying to be Urban and that was only a façade. 

[BERT 4351]

3 minutes ago, pearlandhorn said:

https://twitter.com/LonghornNetwork/status/1349119864426827778?s=20

That'll do.

I didn't realize Huff owned shirts with sleeves 

[Vito Andolini 9113]

Good table setting with the Chuck Carlton question 

[Michael Knight 12899]

1 minute ago, Tex Pete said:

They even mic'ed the questioners for Sarkisian. Already doing things for him they never did for Herman.

They mic'ed the speaker phone

[UncleSonny 6562]

"I believe they are trying to play catch-up to me" 

He manages to exude a lot of confidence without coming across as a condescending prick.

[Huckleberry 32704]

It looks like I'm going to have to issue approximately 20,000 negs over the next several seasons to people who don't know how to spell brakes. 

They'll get over it thanks to the half dozen national championships. 

[Machinator 32097]

 

[closetojumping 62256]

2 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Think of Eltife as more of a Radical Larry.  Can vibrate through walls.

Hang on, Eltife is our @Radical Larry ? I thought he was RapGameLarry? It's all making sense now.

[LarryMoeSurly 411]

Unlike our last two coaches, I'm going to really enjoy watching Sark's pressers.

[Machinator 32097]

 

[Sgt Hulk 13648]

errrrrrrrr body

[shakahorn 1628]

Sips water like Rick Barnes.  Not sure if that's good or bad.

[Tex Pete 20182]

4 minutes ago, SDG said:

Texas High School Coaches.  He's been prepped. 

Surely he has met with Bob Shipley, who told him about being roommates with Brad McCoy. Also that Charlie Brewer's dad and grandfather played at Texas, but he was never offered a scholarship here. And that Sydmill Harris speaks 5 languages.

[RandomIdoit 655]

Just now, Huckleberry said:

It looks like I'm going to have to issue approximately 20,000 negs over the next several seasons to people who don't know how to spell brakes. 

They'll get over it thanks to the half dozen national championships. 

No breaks makes sense too though. 

[BurntOrange&White 39668]

why the fuck are we serving Dasani water?

[Teryor 4425]

Just now, Huckleberry said:

It looks like I'm going to have to issue approximately 20,000 negs over the next several seasons to people who don't know how to spell brakes. 

They'll get over it thanks to the half dozen national championships. 

To be fair a lot of our drives it felt like we were taking a break mid-game so I see where the confusion comes from

[Machinator 32097]

 

[TreatyOak 16150]

4 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

Did he really say turtled away?

Yes. Then he held up a picture of a turtle. I couldn't tell if it was a Leatherback sea turtle or a Speckled cape tortoise.

[OU Sucks 8746]

I wonder if Mensa ever thought if plays could be designed better?

[Chuckie Finster 22600]

We're gonna win.

[Machinator 32097]

 

[texifornia 56543]

Dude is hyper-confident. But not tilting into arrogance (so far).

[thunderlounge 7759]

Just now, TreatyOak said:

Yes. Then he held up a picture of a turtle. I couldn't tell if it was a Leatherback sea turtle or a Speckled cape tortoise.

got damn. I thought I was hallucinating or something. Fucking WOW. 

[HoustonHorn 1061]

Fucking in.

"This isn't a destination day for me. Here's an opportunity what are we going to do with it."

Fuck yes.

[Machinator 32097]

 

[Stunns38 3357]

Destination mindset...subtle not so subtle shot at Mensa.

[RandomIdoit 655]

1 minute ago, shakahorn said:

Sips water like Rick Barnes.  Not sure if that's good or bad.

[theaveragejon 974]

"All gas no break" sounds like a coached up version of "one day at a time". 

[Mantis Toboggan, MD 1499]

When do we get the Bowels salty bitch question?

[BurntOrange&White 39668]

Brian Davis with a dumbass question. 

[Deej 76570]

6 minutes ago, Burntcowboy said:

So no staff announcements

Muschamp is going to bust through the wall like the Kool Aid man when the press conference ends. 

[BurntOrange&White 39668]

Sarks favorite words so far are:

 

1. uhh

2. work

[clapclapclap 9000]

3 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

They mic'ed the speaker phone

What starts here changes the world....

[pearlandhorn 3269]

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

Sarks favorite words so far are:

 

1. uhh

2. work

I'm good with that.

[hobbs 243]

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

Sarks favorite words so far are:

 

1. uhh

2. work

3. clearly

[Machinator 32097]

Edited January 12, 2021 by Machinator

[pearlandhorn 3269]

God Anwar is such a fucking douche.

[huge 3788]

Anwar, nice question I guess...

[Machinator 32097]

 

[Rockwell Torrey 1277]

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Brian Davis with a dumbass question. 

Is there another kind of Brian Davis question?

[Guest Lobo]

3 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

why the fuck are we serving Dasani water?

They serve it all over the stadium.  Coca Cola deal.  There is zero energy on the room.  I guess it’s the covid deal

[UTEX_ME 4754]

"attacking" style of football. No turtles need apply.

[Hank_Hill 18499]

5 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

It looks like I'm going to have to issue approximately 20,000 negs over the next several seasons to people who don't know how to spell brakes. 

They'll get over it thanks to the half dozen national championships. 

Give me a brake

[Texasrocks 2124]

Someone needs to ask about assistants.

[BurntOrange&White 39668]

Just now, huge said:

Anwar, nice question I guess...

Yeah it's actually a good question to get a sound bite and a message across to the recruits in the state.

[Tex Pete 20182]

4 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

why the fuck are we serving Dasani water?

Because Aquafina tastes like shit.

[Machinator 32097]

 

[Funk Doctor Spock 11924]

Just now, Hank_Hill said:

Give me a brake

No. It's all gas no breaks. Get with the program 

[USMCHorn 1369]

“I came here to win Championships” -

Texas Football Head Coach Steve Sarkisian 

 

 

[bigup2dahorns 3343]

Asked about when he beat the Aggies . . . Haha