Coach Sark welcome press conference 4 pm

[Machinator 32097]

 

[texifornia 56543]

A+ question Ballou

[GreenspointTexas 9568]

Who asked that dumb aggy game question? Jfc

[Bevo 13528]

6 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

It looks like I'm going to have to issue approximately 20,000 negs over the next several seasons to people who don't know how to spell brakes. 

They'll get over it thanks to the half dozen national championships. 

give me a break

[Modessit 5597]

Kurt Bohls just got his question: "What do you think about renewing the TX/aggy game?"

[alincoln 2364]

Sark - "We are clearly winning the national championship next season and every season thereafter.  Also, fuck aggy."

That should work

 

[Guest Lobo]

1 minute ago, Texasrocks said:

Someone needs to ask about assistants.

Gimme one to ask.  

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[JBJ 3649]

Can't hit the curve.  Do not want.

[Real Papi 975]

Coach Sark with another dominating performance with this press conference.  Easy to see how he earned this job, humble and hungry.  Future is bright.  Hook’em🤘🏼

[Rip76 4914]

5 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Dude is hyper-confident. But not tilting into arrogance (so far).

And we really freaking need that.

[Vito Andolini 9113]

Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

Who asked that dumb aggy game question? Jfc

Cat Ballou

[nycHorn 2968]

FCB.

[UTEX_ME 4754]

Chip Brown side stepping the drinking issue into a question

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[Steelers Roll Left 1142]

1 minute ago, USMCHorn said:

“I came here to win Championships” -

Texas Football Head Coach Steve Sarkisian 

 

 

Queue Charlie Strong “I came here to win!” commercial....

[CurlyDumps 4440]

8 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

It looks like I'm going to have to issue approximately 20,000 negs over the next several seasons to people who don't know how to spell brakes. 

They'll get over it thanks to the half dozen national championships. 

I’ve seen both versions so much I genuinely didn’t know which was correct. 

[Dr. Teeth 5832]

1 minute ago, Lobo said:

Gimme one to ask.  

Who are your assistants?

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[bigup2dahorns 3343]

I think he’s said authentic at least 3 times so far when describing himself . . .

[Hmbre97 6297]

I'm sure I won't be the first to say this and probably won't be the last but..... FCB.

[JFKFC 4878]

1 minute ago, JBJ said:

Can't hit the curve.  Do not want.

[Harvdog 2276]

FCB.....played the dead friend card

[WBT 20425]

4 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Give me a brake

[UTEX_ME 4754]

against opt outs.. Want

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

8 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

why the fuck are we serving Dasani water?

We are a Coca Cola school aren’t we?

[RandomIdoit 655]

1 minute ago, JBJ said:

Can't hit the curve.  Do not want.

I'm pissed off now, Jobu. Look, I go to you. I stick up for you. You no help me now. I say "Fuck you Jobu", I do it myself.

[Mantis Toboggan, MD 1499]

Ewers' dad is now following Kyle Flood on twitter

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[BurntOrange&White 39668]

Kirk being a dumbass already.

[UTEX_ME 4754]

lol Texas first before "the other school"

[Rockwell Torrey 1277]

Any chance FCB asks him to be his sponsor?

[TrashMaster G 17393]

9 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

why the fuck are we serving Dasani water?

Dasani rocks.  Fuck you.

8 minutes ago, theaveragejon said:

"All gas no break" sounds like a coached up version of "one day at a time". 

*brakes

[pearlandhorn 3269]

4 minutes ago, Modessit said:

Kurt Bohls just got his question: "What do you think about renewing the TX/aggy game?"

Close.

[GreenspointTexas 9568]

Just now, Machinator said:

 

Lmao

[theaveragejon 974]

Here we go with Kurt's dumbass question. 

[Machinator 32097]

 

[BurntOrange&White 39668]

"You all"

 

Wow! Cancel him!

 

 

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[alincoln 2364]

Authentic count: 7

[Guest Lobo]

4 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

Who are your assistants?

That sounds good, I’ll have that
 

I think I’ll get one question in the hall with him waiting for elevator.  My wife wants to ask if they’d like to join our diocese. 
 

eyes of Texas question.   Bingo card check 

Edited January 12, 2021 by Lobo

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Just now, UTEX_ME said:

lol Texas first before "the other school"

Hell yeah. See everyone? We got Urban but ten years younger.

[Eugene11 375]

26 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

CDC is weird 

he needs to stick to twitter

 

[BurntOrange&White 39668]

1. uhh

2. work

3. authentic

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[Texasrocks 2124]

3 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Gimme one to ask.  

Coach, can you walk through the new coaches you've hired and current coaches who will remain?

[Hank_Hill 18499]

Sneakily shitting on Hermans ability to develop relationships with adults that matter

[bigup2dahorns 3343]

The Eyes of Texas is our school song and we will sing that song

[Michael Knight 12898]

He's been briefed how to respond to the Eyes questions

[UTEX_ME 4754]

Eyes of Texas is our school song. 🤘