Coach Sark welcome press conference 4 pm

[BurntOrange&White 41652]

Why even bring up the eyes of texas in this press conference? jesus fucking christ.

[TrashMaster G 18030]

4 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

Chip Brown side stepping the drinking issue into a question

Fuck me, but I thought he asked that well.

[pearlandhorn 3343]

Eyes of Texas question. 

[Machinator 32102]

 

[BurntOrange&White 41652]

WHO THE FUCK ASKED THAT QUESTION

[texifornia 58786]

Wow, owned the Eyes issue. Nice.

[Vito Andolini 9431]

Ugh, let the fucking guy have a day before political shit, even if legit

[UncleSonny 6790]

Just now, Michael Knight said:

He's been briefed how to respond to the Eyes questions

Yup, "I know one thing, the Eyes of Texas is our school song"

Had that locked and loaded.

[Rhinotx 506]

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

WHO THE FUCK ASKED THAT QUESTION

No shit

[HornsOverIthaca 2339]

Some of y’all need to exercise your spelling demons!

[BurntOrange&White 41652]

David Dennison isn't going to like that answer.

[RollLeft 5088]

Sing "The Eyes" proudly coach!  Fired up to sing it!

[Machinator 32102]

 

[Macklemore 2945]

Sark knocked the Eyes of Texas question out the park. That is leadership and setting expectations. Instead of Turtle Tom wilting like a flower and not standing up for our school.

[UTEX_ME 4257]

Just now, UncleSonny said:

Yup, "I know one thing, the Eyes of Texas is our school song"

Had that locked and loaded.

Yep. Practiced that one calling the game last night. 

[TreatyOak 17197]

Okay, his Eyes of Texas comment is throwing shade on Herman. "We can't have our head in the sand and hope nothing happens." 

[maninblack 7975]

Had to be Mike Finger

[crum 541]

i love this guy

[HornyPony69 212]

Fuck ya sark. Crushing that eyes answer. 

[Machinator 32102]

Just now, maninblack said:

Had to be Mike Finger

It was Nick Moyle from the SA Express-News

[TexArcher 38816]

Just now, Machinator said:

 

He crushed that.

[Pam Cummings 9823]

4 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Yeah, that was gruntling...

[Vito Andolini 9431]

Wow, what a fucking mustache. 

[OU Sucks 9325]

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

Why even bring up the eyes of texas in this press conference? jesus fucking christ.

We need to start revoking media access to some people.  But it sounds like someone gave him some guidance on how to answer it, should a douchebag ask.

[RollLeft 5088]

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

David Dennison isn't going to like that answer.

Fuck him.

[Modessit 5665]

Wow, what a fucking mustache. 

Got tired of being carded all the time.

[Machinator 32102]

 

[Real Papi 1093]

This dude is an assassin.  The Eyes of Texas is our school song and we will sing it proudly.  We will develop relationships with our players and recruits nails turtle.

[TexArcher 38816]

1 minute ago, Machinator said:

It was Nick Moyle from the SA Express-News

A)  Who?

B)  Fuck that guy

[Machinator 32102]

 

[Machinator 32102]

 

[Hank_Hill 19765]

Just now, OU Sucks said:

We need to start revoking media access to some people.  But it sounds like someone gave him some guidance on how to answer it, should a douchebag ask.

Or said question was teed up for him to gruntle the olds appropriately 

[Modessit 5665]

Talking defense now. No names.

[MAGS® 400]

Okay i'm sold... Had me at Eyes of Texas.   Now lets go win.  

[David Dennison 19441]

3 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

David Dennison isn't going to like that answer.

Why would I care? I'm never going to have to deal with the headache of players who don't want any part of it.

[C-Man 27685]

7 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

We are a Coca Cola school aren’t we?

aggy is a Pepsi college

[TreatyOak 17197]

One thing I hated about Turtle's press conferences was his inability to speak in complete sentences. 

"Really excited about this week."

"Proud of our effort."

"Happy about practice."

"Disappointed that we lost." 

 

[Machinator 32102]

 

[UTEX_ME 4257]

says 'work' a lot more than Herman ever did. 

[The Ace of Aces 5366]

He is the anti Herman in nearly every way. 

[CurlyDumps 4618]

Just now, Machinator said:

 

Good to hear his philosophy is the exact opposite of “bring your buddies from Houston or Louisville.”

[Machinator 32102]

 

[bigup2dahorns 3348]

Ed Clements asks about scheduling Aggies again and he says he’d love to play that game

[Modessit 5665]

Was press told not to ask questions about staff hires (names)?

Kiss-ass Ed Clements with the aggy game question and Sark says sure, let's do it.

[Vito Andolini 9431]

Ed Clements special 

[Machinator 32102]

 

[pearlandhorn 3343]

Fuck aggy.  Never play those pussies.

[Irish Wrist Watch 1470]

Energy makes Herman look like a stoner on Quaaludes.

[mchookem 16729]

he would love to play aggy

[theaveragejon 1104]

there's the aggy game question.