Josh Hawley - a man whose soul is dipped in dogshit

[elfenix 34184]

i thought the term "man's man" meant the man was gay. 

[Biff Tannen 45500]

8 minutes ago, elfenix said:

i thought the term "man's man" meant the man was gay. 

You’re getting warmer. 

[atomheartbevo 89458]

3 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

You’re getting warmer. 

So is Josh.

[4th&Five 41461]

 

[gmr548 16520]

Jesus. This is way out of line. I’ve seen my dog take some nasty shits after a few too many table scraps or getting spoiled as the closest thing my mother has to a grandchild, but nothing remotely as foul as proud traitor and insurrectionist, Josh Hawley.

[TheStoicPaisano 9904]

Human Thumb/carnival barker Rep. Billy Long is third man in.

 

[Bullneck 19003]

On 11/1/2021 at 11:58 AM, Beau Vine said:

Are you kidding?

They really had a machine gun mounted for this photo op?  

[tchookem 3900]

Are you kidding?

There was a time where trying (and failing) to look tough would ruin a campaign.

[atomheartbevo 89458]

10 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

They really had a machine gun mounted for this photo op?  

5 minutes ago, tchookem said:

There was a time where trying (and failing) to look tough would ruin a campaign.

It was so dangerous on the river that day, that they didn't have time to give everybody body armor and helmets.

 

[Beau Vine 54009]

It was so dangerous on the river that day, that they didn't have time to give everybody body armor and helmets.
 

The sea was angry that day, my friends...

[tx 3 putt 76422]

How much of the rio grande is deep enough for that boat ?

[High Plains Drifter 10981]

On 11/23/2021 at 5:12 PM, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

Both those guys would kick Hawley's ass.

 

 

[Pescado_Rojo 19332]

And Hawley would love every minute of it. 

[4th&Five 41461]

 

[RomaVicta 29803]

On 11/1/2021 at 10:09 AM, Lobo said:

the man just oozes masculinity.  

Yet another thing I just will never understand about the MAGA movement.  Some of its biggest advocates---Trump, Cruz, Hawley, Stone, Stephen Miller, et. al.  These guys all scream "Indoorsy!"  Not even for a trite photo opp. do you ever see these guys fishing, swimming, boating, cycling, grilling, drinking a beer.  Nothing.  Not a single thing in common with their male voter base. 

This will always be so fucking bizarre to me.  Oh right, right......it's all about policy, not optics, these days.  Totally forgot about the wonkiness factor 

 

On 11/1/2021 at 10:58 AM, Beau Vine said:

Are you kidding?

None of them show the Aggie manly manfulness of Rick Perry on patrol.

 

He asked to touch the guy's gun. They let him touch the automatic weapon instead.

 

 

You'd think these dickheads were on the Mekong. I'm sure they all ridiculed John Kerry for his time there.

Fuckwads.

[SKJ 1305]

39 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Talk about hitting a nail on its head...

Hawley is the perfect example of how fucked we are

[Jive Turkey 12568]

 

[Pato del Muerto 52347]

Going after Disney is one way to ensure your future election opponents are not underfunded. 

[Brisketexan 104670]

1 minute ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

But remember, these guys love the Constitution, and are "strict Constitutionalists!"

 

Everything they say -- I mean literally every single word they say -- is a lie.  Lying is their holiest sacrament.

[Hookah Horns 3082]

It's so nice that we have our senators spending all their time on performative nonsense, now including performative bills that they know aren't close to passing constitutional muster (if that's even a thing anymore). I'm surprised these chucklefucks are even able to keep the federal govt functioning.

[Fudge Nuggets 19151]

26 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

It's so nice that we have our senators spending all their time on performative nonsense, now including performative bills that they know aren't close to passing constitutional muster (if that's even a thing anymore). I'm surprised these chucklefucks are even able to keep the federal govt functioning.

[elfenix 34184]

54 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

this has been another Legal Moment, brought to you by Yale Law

[Hookah Horns 3082]

Haha, I knew I was setting up that meme with that line.

['stache 21777]

34 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

It's so nice that we have our senators spending all their time on performative nonsense, now including performative bills that they know aren't close to passing constitutional muster (if that's even a thing anymore). I'm surprised these chucklefucks are even able to keep the federal govt functioning.

You're parenthetical duly notes the current state of affairs. There is no longer any such thing as "constitutional muster" it's whatever the court righties want to be constitutional or unconstitutional at their partisan whim. Performative nonsense is certainly the flavor of the day. Good band name too.

[Mrs Whiggins 13049]

Gee, there goes Senator Josh Hawley. Proving George Will's recent opinion piece in late April about senators running for president to be rather on point.
 

Quote

 

...“Although Josh Hawley, Missouri’s freshman Republican, might not be worse than all the other 327, he exemplifies the worst about would-be presidents incubated in the Senate.” ....

“Twenty-four months later, he was the principal catalyst of the attempted nullification of the presidential election preceding the one that he hopes will elevate him,” Will argued. “Nimbly clambering aboard every passing bandwagon that can carry him to the Fox News greenroom, he treats the Senate as a mere steppingstone for his ascent to an office commensurate with his estimate of his talents.”

Hawley was the first senator to say he would object to the certification of President Biden’s victory in 2020 and is widely expected to consider a run for president in 2024.

 

Of course, it won't matter. But way to go Josh, you've made George Will look like a libtard!

I'm not crying, you're crying.

[Bama Chick 28596]

Y’all remember how loud and strident the GQP used to be about Obama “picking winners and losers” and how damn unamerican that was?

I remember.

[jimmyjazz 45566]

I grew up in Missouri, and have now lived in Texas for 37 years.  Do I win the Shitbag Senator Sweepstakes?

Josh Hawley

Roy Blunt

Ted Cruz

John Cornyn

[NameAlreadyInUse 5106]

It seems like Republicans are doing their best to make sure that corporations quit spreading money around pretty much equally and start giving most of their campaign donations to Democrats.  It's a bold strategy.

[RomaVicta 29803]

Russia has more money than Disney. Easy choice for traitors.

[Brisketexan 104670]

Russia has more money than Disney. Easy choice for traitors.

Thor Ragnarok gif

[Longhorn_Fan68 33844]

4 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Thor Ragnarok gif

my first thought too

[RomaVicta 29803]

If the point were about the money, you'd likely be correct. The point is about the source.

I do suspect that the oligarchs of Russia could generate some substantial dough even if their government cannot.

[C-Man 27069]

1 hour ago, Hookah Horns said:

It's so nice that we have our senators spending all their time on performative nonsense, now including performative bills that they know aren't close to passing constitutional muster (if that's even a thing anymore). I'm surprised these chucklefucks are even able to keep the federal govt functioning.

Quote

The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it.

-- P.J. O'Rourke

 

[C-Man 27069]

On 4/8/2022 at 11:12 AM, RomaVicta said:

 

None of them show the Aggie manly manfulness of Rick Perry on patrol.

 

He asked to touch the guy's gun. They let him touch the automatic weapon instead.

 

 

You'd think these dickheads were on the Mekong. I'm sure they all ridiculed John Kerry for his time there.

Fuckwads.

Don't ever forget.

['stache 21777]

12 minutes ago, C-Man said:

 

O'Rourke may have been the last conservative I truly liked (or didn't truly hate).

[Brisketexan 104670]

4 minutes ago, 'stache said:

O'Rourke may have been the last conservative I truly liked (or didn't truly hate).

And know this -- if he was still alive and publicly active in this environment, the entire GQP would roundly condemn him as a woke libtard.  Seriously.  It's fucking nuts.

[kevwun 15664]

On 2/14/2022 at 11:32 PM, tx 3 putt said:

How much of the rio grande is deep enough for that boat ?

That boat has never done anything useful I would wager.  The only reason DPS has it is for photo ops.  They also have 3 boats in Port O'Connor on trailers sitting in a parking lot for some reason that never get used. 

Edited May 11, 2022 by kevwun

[Fudge Nuggets 19151]

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

I grew up in Missouri, and have now lived in Texas for 37 years.  Do I win the Shitbag Senator Sweepstakes?

Josh Hawley

Roy Blunt

Ted Cruz

John Cornyn

You can wrap it up with 70 games left in the regular season if you move to Kentucky. 

[jimmyjazz 45566]

5 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

You can wrap it up with 70 games left in the regular season if you move to Kentucky. 

Oh, hell no.

[Pato del Muerto 52347]

32 minutes ago, kevwun said:

That boat has never done anything useful I would wager.  The only reason DPS has it is for photo ops.  They also have 3 boats in Port O'Connor on trailers sitting in a parking lot for some reason that never get used. 

So that when they age out of service, some LEO can buy one for $500 at a non-advertised police auction. 

[Pato del Muerto 52347]

10 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

You can wrap it up with 70 games left in the regular season if you move to Kentucky. 

There’s bound to be folks that have lived in Alabama and Kentucky that have a claim to the title. 

[RomaVicta 29803]

57 minutes ago, kevwun said:

That boat has never done anything useful I would wager.  The only reason DPS has it is for photo ops.  They also have 3 boats in Port O'Connor on trailers sitting in a parking lot for some reason that never get used. 

They're decoys to keep our very dangerous enemy off balance.

[TwiceHorn 31305]

3 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

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[F250 28700]

2 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Russia has more money than Disney.

 

 

[Bama Chick 28596]

There’s bound to be folks that have lived in Alabama and Kentucky that have a claim to the title. 

We had Doug Jones for two years so we ain’t in this.

[TexArcher 37532]

3 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Y’all remember how loud and strident the GQP used to be about Obama “picking winners and losers” and how damn unamerican that was?

I remember.

Yeah, and I remember how they accused Obama of trying to be a king with all of his Executive Orders, then they said fuckall when Trump used EO way more often than Obama did in either of his terms.  But it's really not their fault; they didn't even know about Trump's abuse of EO, because Fox News didn't tell them.

The only way I can manage to feel anything other than hatred for the average Republican is to remind myself that they're just too fucking stupid to know any better.

The ones at the top of the GOP and Fox News who are misleading that herd of idiots?  They ought to be lit on fire.  But the average Republican ought to be wearing a helmet indoors and eating paste in front of some cartoons.

 

[SydneyCarton 47920]

19 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Yeah, and I remember how they accused Obama of trying to be a king with all of his Executive Orders, then they said fuckall when Trump used EO way more often than Obama did in either of his terms.  But it's really not their fault; they didn't even know about Trump's abuse of EO, because Fox News didn't tell them.

The only way I can manage to feel anything other than hatred for the average Republican is to remind myself that they're just too fucking stupid to know any better.

The ones at the top of the GOP and Fox News who are misleading that herd of idiots?  They ought to be lit on fire.  But the average Republican ought to be wearing a helmet indoors and eating paste in front of some cartoons.

 

 

You have a soft spot for willful stupidity or something?

[High Plains Drifter 10981]

2 hours ago, kevwun said:

That boat has never done anything useful I would wager.  The only reason DPS has it is for photo ops.  They also have 3 boats in Port O'Connor on trailers sitting in a parking lot for some reason that never get used. 

 

gotta spend that sweet sweet border security money on something.

 

[Fudge Nuggets 19151]

16 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

gotta spend that sweet sweet border security money COVID relief funding on something (other than COVID relief).

 

What you really meant...

[Beau Vine 54009]