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23 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Then keep it up.  With a candidate this round.  Then relentlessly attacking Hawley every single day his next term so he never gets even a second to breathe without being under relentless attack, and then do it again with the next candidate to run against him.  Keep doing it.

The GQP is tearing this country apart because they were willing to play the long game.  The opposition needs to do the same.

We need to attack the GQP relentlessly.  For years.  Decades.  Until they are ground to dust.  Then, we need to guzzle as much beer as we can, and piss on the dust.  If I have to do the attacking, and my kids get to do the pissing, so be it.  It took us a while to get this fucked.  It will take a long while to get unfucked.  So, one day at a time.  Treat them like the enemies of the Republic they are one day at a time, every day, and every day after that, until the heat death of the universe.

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This is the way. The only fucking way. 

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On 7/22/2022 at 12:53 PM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

He didn’t run like you did, Hawley:

https://www.businessinsider.com/ruben-gallego-january-6-capitol-riot-prepared-to-kill-somebody-2022-4

  • Rep. Ruben Gallego said he was prepared to kill someone if it came to it on January 6.
  • The Arizona Democrat, who is also an Iraq War veteran, said he was prepared to survive the insurrection. "Like, I survived a war," he said.
  • Gallego previously told Insider he would use a pen to stab somebody if that's all that was available
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I know you can.  Which is why the Dem has to do it, +1.  Don't quit.  Be relentless.  Repeat the message over and over.
"Bathrooms?  Hawley might have been running to one, because he's so full of shit.  Oh, and I can define "woman," it's easy -- it's "someone who's more of a man than the coward Josh Hawley.""
Shit, I'd host fundraiser dinners all the time: "In honor of my opponent Josh Hawley, we'll be serving chicken.  But be sure to get there early, before it runs out!"

Comedy isn’t your thing.
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On 8/2/2022 at 11:27 AM, Biff Tannen said:

I mean, these people are just straight up traitors.  There is no other explanation.

Um, just because Hawley, Paul and other Republicans have taken tons of money (and who knows what else) from Russia and Russian spies over the years and vote against things that are in the best interest of America and for things that help a foreign government like Russia, doesn’t make them traitors……oh wait, maybe that does make them traitors.  Never mind.

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11 hours ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

Um, just because Hawley, Paul and other Republicans have taken tons of money (and who knows what else) from Russia and Russian spies over the years and vote against things that are in the best interest of America and for things that help a foreign government like Russia, doesn’t make them traitors……oh wait, maybe that does make them traitors.  Never mind.

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That boat has never done anything useful I would wager.  The only reason DPS has it is for photo ops.  They also have 3 boats in Port O'Connor on trailers sitting in a parking lot for some reason that never get used. 
They used to take em out for Warriors Weekend and put around the ICW getting in the fucking way, and doing jack shit. The rest of the year you are correct.
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"It's time to quit porn".....says the man who cries out of guilt and shame while furiously masturbating to gay porn after hours in his darkened office.

Everyone of any life experience knows what a self-hating closeted gay man directing his self-hatred outward looks like, Josh.  It looks just like the man you see in the mirror.  You'll be so much happier if/when you ever come to terms with who you are.

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It's astonishing how these cucks for authoritarianism will just line up to advocate for whatever their leader of the day tells them.

I mean, does anyone REALLY think the average redneck white trash American wants to "quit porn"?  Or make birth control illegal?  Or even abortion?  I mean, sure, it's one thing to vote against one's economic self interest, but to vote against SEX?

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So am I right in my understanding that the party of freedom and personal responsibility wants to ban porn?  If you don’t like it motherfucker then take some personal responsibility and give it up. it’s the party of turning a me problem into a you problem. Fuck them in the face on film. 

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Is this him?

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Every secure man needs a book from a man claiming to be secure in his manhood to explain manly manfulness and how to be a man.

Remember that stupid movement back in the 80s? It was more for insecure suburban boys grown to man age.

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I saw a load of these guys board a plane that I was seated in. It was pathetic how jazzed they were with their little drums and rediscovered manhood.

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I found my manhood the old fashioned way. I took the head and gold of an enemy and wore them both on my belt.

Then I killed John Wayne in a western.

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Well, the brief (and of yet empty of reviews) description on Amazon says that Hawley writes the foundational principles of these virtues are embracing what gives us as men , Responsibility, Bravery, Fidelity, and Leadership.  

So his idol, Donald Trump?
Embracing God's gifts?  Trump thinks he is a god's gift to us, so no.

Responsibility?  Donald "No, I don't take any responsibility" at all to a question regarding this responsibility in the most dire U.S. crisis since September 11th.

Bravery?  Trump has skirted the opportunity to be brave all his life.  Hides in bunkers, stirs up insurrections to go watch TV at the White House, dodges draft multiple times, insults the graves of fallen servicemen/women.  Literally bends over to lesser men as a sign of willingness.  

Fidelity?  Constantly fails in his obligations to business partners, lenders, children, countrymen, and wives.  

Leadership?  I'll give him this one.  I don't like how he uses his leadership skill set but you can't deny---they fail spectacularly at business and charity...but they hit it out the fucking park at grifting and rallying the stupid.  

So got 1 outta 5.  20%.  My kidneys are safe.  For now. 

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