Josh Hawley - a man whose soul is dipped in dogshit

[Underdog 29,108]

I’m sure one segment will discuss their/her harrowing ordeal with protesters across the street from their house.  

[WhatTheBuck 28,904]

2 hours ago, Macanudo said:

I don't think so.   Never underestimate the intelligence of the Republican voter.

I think you mean overestimate. That or misunderestimate. 

[Beau Vine 55,839]

22 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I think you mean overestimate. That or misunderestimate. 

Yeah, thank you.  I think it's actually impossible to "underestimate the intelligence of the Republican voter."

[jimmyjazz 46,990]

On 10/27/2021 at 10:49 PM, TwiceHorn said:

Yeah, he's just been too big of a strident dick to be a viable national candidate, even on this timeline.

[HenryJames 67,133]

 

[tantric superman 4,668]

It's just terrible the way all media gives idiocy such a huge voice. 

We have to do our parts and simply start ignoring the stupidity until election time for these jerks rolls around. 

[Macanudo 13,259]

6 minutes ago, tantric superman said:

It's just terrible the way all media gives idiocy such a huge voice. 

We have to do our parts and simply start ignoring the stupidity until election time for these jerks rolls around. 

Spoiler alert....   Hawley's going to win and win easily.

[Pancho 46,088]

38 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

 

[Guest Lobo]

the man just oozes masculinity.  

Yet another thing I just will never understand about the MAGA movement.  Some of its biggest advocates---Trump, Cruz, Hawley, Stone, Stephen Miller, et. al.  These guys all scream "Indoorsy!"  Not even for a trite photo opp. do you ever see these guys fishing, swimming, boating, cycling, grilling, drinking a beer.  Nothing.  Not a single thing in common with their male voter base. 

This will always be so fucking bizarre to me.  Oh right, right......it's all about policy, not optics, these days.  Totally forgot about the wonkiness factor 

[tantric superman 4,668]

30 minutes ago, Lobo said:

the man just oozes masculinity. 

Well he is a Stanford man.

[tantric superman 4,668]

51 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Spoiler alert....   Hawley's going to win and win easily.

Agree, so why get worked up about it except for when the election results come around and you mutter "Jesus Tits, who the fuck voted for this guy."....

[Beau Vine 55,839]

48 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Yet another thing I just will never understand about the MAGA movement.  Some of its biggest advocates---Trump, Cruz, Hawley, Stone, Stephen Miller, et. al.  These guys all scream "Indoorsy!"  Not even for a trite photo opp. do you ever see these guys fishing, swimming, boating, cycling, grilling, drinking a beer.  Nothing.

Are you kidding?

[Underdog 29,108]

MAGAsculinity…

[Brisketexan 106,675]

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

the man just oozes masculinity.  

Yet another thing I just will never understand about the MAGA movement.  Some of its biggest advocates---Trump, Cruz, Hawley, Stone, Stephen Miller, et. al.  These guys all scream "Indoorsy!"  Not even for a trite photo opp. do you ever see these guys fishing, swimming, boating, cycling, grilling, drinking a beer.  Nothing.  Not a single thing in common with their male voter base. 

This will always be so fucking bizarre to me.  Oh right, right......it's all about policy, not optics, these days.  Totally forgot about the wonkiness factor 

Like this photo, holding a fishing reel in a fucked up way -- something my kids (including my daughter) knew how to do correctly by the time they were 9?

Summary: my quite feminine and girly (but outdoorsy and Texan) daughter is 10X more of a Texan man than Rafael will EVER be.

[High Plains Drifter 11,163]

59 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Are you kidding?

 

Who's the guy furthest forward, and more importantly, why is there a gun pointed at his head?

 

 

[High Plains Drifter 11,163]

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

Like this photo, holding a fishing reel in a fucked up way -- something my kids (including my daughter) knew how to do correctly by the time they were 9?

Summary: my quite feminine and girly (but outdoorsy and Texan) daughter is 10X more of a Texan man than Rafael will EVER be.

 

Using his gunt as an extra hand to own the libs!!

 

[Fudge Nuggets 19,409]

Jeesh guys, that’s obviously not what Lobo meant in his post.  He will be back shortly with a two volume post on how you fuckers can’t read and exercise basic comprehension.

 

[Guest Lobo]

I dunno, I think the pics and anecdotes are pretty funny.  

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4 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

Every accusation is a confession.

[Fastbreak 4,012]

I knew that the white man was the one who was oppressed. If you look at history, it’s always the white man who gets the short stick.

But why did he have to bring video games into it? What has Mario ever done to you?

[Bama Chick 28,596]

I wonder if it’s those tiny shoulders of his that has him unnaturally obsessed with masculinity?

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20,852]

 

[Fastbreak 4,012]

[HenryJames 67,133]

9 hours ago, Fastbreak said:

it’s always the white man who gets the short stick.

[Underdog 29,108]

There’s a Mrs. Shapiro?  Good Lord, did she lose a bet or something?  

[Pato del Muerto 53,355]

10 hours ago, Fastbreak said:

I knew that the white man was the one who was oppressed. If you look at history, it’s always the white man who gets the short stick.

But why did he have to bring video games into it? What has Mario ever done to you?

Immigrant with a union job. 

[Pato del Muerto 53,355]

21 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Are you kidding?

With these guys at the tip of the border patrol spear, it’s confounding how so many are able to make it across. 

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3 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

[WhatTheBuck 28,904]

Al and Tipper threw down. There should be a parental warning sticker on that pic.

[Macanudo 13,259]

38 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Al and Tipper threw down. There should be a parental warning sticker on that pic.

I now it's Tipper but it kinda looks like Hillary too.

[jimmyjazz 46,990]

37 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

I now it's Tipper but it kinda looks like Hillary too.

[tantric superman 4,668]

21 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Who's the guy furthest forward, and more importantly, why is there a gun pointed at his head?

 

 

Johnny Ola, Jr. 

[Pato del Muerto 53,355]

1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Al and Tipper threw down. There should be a parental warning sticker on that pic.

That kind of shot gets you fired at colleyville high school- if you’re black. 

[Macanudo 13,259]

26 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Chick-a-bow Chick-a-bow-wow.

[brakeman 28,649]

 

[Beau Vine 55,839]

 

[Pescado_Rojo 19,567]

4 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

[Chad Fuck 18,097]

4 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Every accusation is a confession.

[JimmyJames 12,271]

I guarantee you this guy is a self loathing closeted homosexual. 

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3 hours ago, JimmyJames said:

I guarantee you this guy is a self loathing closeted homosexual. 

Or his wife caught him playing video games and looking at porn.

[Chad Fuck 18,097]

Or his wife caught him playing video games and looking at porn.

Why not both?

[Shaddie 1,684]

17 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Or his wife caught him playing video games and looking at porn.

Have never been caught playing video games. By the wife. 

[washparkhorn 9,968]

40 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Or his wife caught him playing video games and looking at porn.

Or he caught her . . . 

[atomheartbevo 90,557]

1 hour ago, washparkhorn said:

Or he caught her . . . 

[TexArcher 38,832]

On 11/1/2021 at 11:52 AM, Underdog said:

MAGAsculinity…

Josh Hawley has definitely fapped to this pic.

[washparkhorn 9,968]

31 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Sara Eisen "claimed" it was a microphone battery pack. 

[WhatTheBuck 28,904]

15 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Ha! Shows what he knows. I don’t play video games. 

[Biff Tannen 46,069]

5 hours ago, washparkhorn said:

Or he caught her . . . 

I really need a pause button. 

[Bama Chick 28,596]

Grindr is weird.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,367]

18 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Grindr is weird.