Urban Meyer to Jacksonville Jaguars

[closetohumping 17,401]

7 hours ago, Parliament said:

He'll be fired after the last game of the season.  What CFB jobs'll be open then?

Wonder if they’re looking for cause or will they just pay the buyout?

[C-Man 27,058]

8 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

How to get yourself fired 101? 
 

“According to Tom Pelissero of NFL Network, Meyer has been involved in ugly incidents at the team facility within the last two weeks.

One incident involved a heated argument between Meyer and veteran receiver Marvin Jones, who was so angry with Meyer that he left the team facility and had to be convinced to return by other staff members.

Another incident featured a staff meeting that had Meyer ripping into his assistant coaches, calling them losers and asking them to explain what they’ve ever won.

The report also casts doubt on Meyer’s claim that he wasn’t behind the benching of running back James Robinson last week and that Meyer delegates the running back rotation to his staff. According to the report, it was actually Meyer who ordered Robinson’s benching after a fumble. Robinson later went back into the game because quarterback Trevor Lawrence questioned Meyer on the sideline about why the team’s leading rusher wasn’t playing.”

No way he makes it to Year 2 with all of this shit on top of a likely 3-14 finish.

[Clintonaldo 2,571]

Meyer is learning you can’t bully people in the NFL. He is a piece of shit. I hope a player breaks his jaw. 

[South Austin 52,144]

11 minutes ago, Clintonaldo said:

I hope a player breaks his jaw. 

But hopefully not his finger.

[CurlyDumps 4,440]

Whoa. when I made this joke, I didn’t think it actually had a chance of happening:

 

On 1/17/2021 at 8:54 AM, CurlyDumps said:

Charlie Strong is one fake heart attack away from being an NFL head coach.

 

[Sawbonz 27,436]

8 hours ago, Rimbo said:

Tell me you wouldn't love to see Strong as the jags' head coach

Side piece probably ok w it

[CurlyDumps 4,440]

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Another incident featured a staff meeting that had Meyer ripping into his assistant coaches, calling them losers and asking them to explain what they’ve ever won.

Charlie as Urban went around the room asking this:

[Dnaguy 11,777]

2 hours ago, South Austin said:

But hopefully not his finger.

[Longhornstampede 3,174]

The difference between OOH and AHHH....

[tbone_ 14,025]

We didn’t think he would. Watch Coach Potato do the same as a head coach in the NFL. Would be fucking poetic.

Yes and no. I mean no one has ever said Kliff couldn’t coach offense. He has an actual competency and it’s produced everywhere he’s been.

I can’t figure out how strong gets a paycheck at all from anyone for anything football related.

I don’t think those two are really related at all.

[Gidnik 3,251]

If we’re all honest, we love Charlie the guy.  Charlie the coach just wasn’t good enough here. 

[4th&Five 41,461]

 

[Vic Mackey 46,936]

If we’re all honest, we love Charlie the guy.  Charlie the coach just wasn’t good enough here. 

Why do people keep saying this? I don't know Charlie the guy at all. Never met the guy. Don't know anything about him. I mean I get why people preface saying this and having to say it before trashing how bad he is as a coach. You can figure it out. I don't love Charlie the guy. I don't know him

[Tracer Bullet 183]

Urban’s best player touched the ball 6 times today after last week he said it would be a focus to get him the ball

 

Yes I am salty I drafted James Robinson 

Edited December 12, 2021 by Tracer Bullet

[Blotto 23,434]

Trevor is gonna get Urbs cardiologist some extra work

[Constant 6,722]

Why exactly did he take this job again?

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11 minutes ago, Constant said:

Why exactly did he take this job again?

$12M per year and an incredible level of hubris

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https://twitter.com/tampabaytre/status/1470140626729582600?s=21

Edited December 12, 2021 by closetohumping

[Blotto 23,434]

9 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

https://twitter.com/tampabaytre/status/1470140626729582600?s=21

Urban is not much of a handshake guy. Would prefer to finger b-holes. Vrabel needs to stop being such a prude. 

[Michael Knight 12,898]

 

[Rimbo 25,784]

22 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

I already saw Strong be the head coach of a bunch of JAGs. It was miserable. 

Yeah, but THIS time it would be funny.

[Rimbo 25,784]

6 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

 

lol. "they're getting their ass kicked. they're getting a lot of money to look better than they've been."

"yarp"

[taybo20 2,815]

Watch Dabo to Jacksonville happen 😂😂😂😂

[Cajun 11,675]

25 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Reporter to UM - “You’re getting your ass kicked. You’re getting a lot of money to look better than you’ve been."

 

Fify (the reporter,that is)

Edited December 12, 2021 by Cajun

[SarkAfterDark 1,688]

Urb definitely deserves to be fired, in fact I think he wants to be fired but I think Khan is stubborn enough not to fire him even if it hurts the team. 

[David Dennison 18,659]

I don't want that guy anywhere near Texas football.

[Patrick Bateman 3,903]

It's about time for Urban to have a medical situation which necessitates him to take time to spend with his family and step away from coaching....... until it won't be any longer.

 

Edited December 12, 2021 by Patrick Bateman

[Deej 76,568]

59 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

It's about time for Urban to have a medical situation

"If your erection lasts more than four hours, seek medical attention."

 

 

 

[taybo20 2,815]

1 hour ago, David Dennison said:

I don't want that guy anywhere near Texas football.

Same

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1 hour ago, Patrick Bateman said:

It's about time for Urban to have a medical situation which necessitates him to take time to spend with his family and step away from coaching....... until it won't be any longer.

 

Probably trying to fanagle a buyout at this point 

[Deej 76,568]

21 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Probably trying to fanagle a buyout at this point 

finagle 

[Nicole44 22,027]

5 minutes ago, Deej said:

finagle 

Fandango-le

[Parliament 14,138]

2 hours ago, closetohumping said:

https://twitter.com/tampabaytre/status/1470140626729582600?s=21

The rumor has always been they didn't get along very well when Vrabel was in Columbus.  I image Vrabel was too alpha for him.

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2 minutes ago, Parliament said:

The rumor has always been they didn't get along very well when Vrabel was in Columbus.  I image Vrabel was too alpha for him.

Probably wouldn't take his shit and didn't worship at the altar.

 

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36 minutes ago, Deej said:

finagle 

tomoato.  tomoatoe.  Broseph.

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https://twitter.com/RJ_Writes/status/1470083496953757706/photo/1

 

Edited December 13, 2021 by J.R. Juniors Junior Jr.

[Nicole44 22,027]

Y’all he’s soooo mad right now!!! Lmao!!!

 

With seemingly everything going wrong for the Jaguars on the field, Meyer said that outside noise is the last thing he and his team need right now.

"What's the answer? Starting leaking some information or nonsense? That's garbage," Meyer said, via Breer. "If there is a source, then that source is unemployed. I mean, within seconds."

😁😀

[Lhorn 4,886]

This has failure written all over it from the beginning but it’s been fun to watch.
Bullet dodged. 

[ChiTownDoc 21,102]

34 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

This has failure written all over it from the beginning but it’s been fun to watch.
Bullet dodged. 

His being an asshole issue would probably work at UT.  As someone mentioned above, you can’t do that shit in the NFL.  Now, if he started off with a lot of losing at Texas, it could have been ugly.  Reality is the NFL is a whole different game.  Countless examples…

I’m sure everyone will say no thanks now, with him failing there, but if he was winning in austin now, and being a prick  99% of those people would keep those thoughts to themselves.  

[Huckleberry 32,703]

I mean I know he's got the money, but he has to think he chose poorly right now. College coaching salaries just exploded and one of the reasons he didn't take the Texas job is because we didn't have the set up to get talent IYKWIM. Well the boosters bypassed the AD thanks to NIL and now Texas is setting up a system to get talent. And he's a national laughingstock with the Jaguars. Saban's NFL "failure" was taking a 4-12 Miami team and going 9-7 in year 1 and 6-10 in year 2.

I guess he has doubled Jacksonville's win total from last year so far, so there's that.

[Macklemore 2,870]

13 hours ago, David Dennison said:

I don't want that guy anywhere near Texas football.

Urban at UT would be a guaranteed success. If anything, we should try and make him another offer to coach here. He is exactly what this program needs.

Edited December 13, 2021 by Macklemore

[Chad 1,728]

I don't see Urbs making it to year two in Jacksonville. He has demonstrated in the past he can't handle losing and it's really showing now his assistants and players hate his guts. Who was responsible for hiring those assistants he called losers, anyway? Oh that's right, Urbs was the one who hired them in the first place and everyone laughed about the choices he had made in those hires. Urbs was so salty about that shut out yesterday he wouldn't even shake one of his former assistant's hand after that ass kicking. Vrabel has demonstrated he can hack it in the NFL, Urbs has demonstrated he'll have difficulty winning more than 4-5 games, ever.

[The Dog 43,807]

7 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

Saban's NFL "failure" was taking a 4-12 Miami team and going 9-7 in year 1 and 6-10 in year 2.

along those same lines:

 

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[aggie08 21,434]

"These allegations and rumors are completely false!"

....."But whoever leaked them is totes getting fired."

[Parliament 14,138]

Things he is good at:

1) Recruiting.  This is his #1 skill, and it does not matter in the pro's of course.

2) Hiring good coaches, other than a few boners. Seems he loaded up on boners at Jax.  Perhaps his pool of NFL guys isn't very deep.

3) Early on, his read option offense was money.  That stopped happening in 2017 or so, and he never quite adapted.

 

#1 has been negated by NIL.  #3 no longer works.  I don't think he'll be good for college anymore.

 

[ClubWhatever 12,087]

You forgot 4) blaming others rather than owning up to failures and 5) enabling POS staffers and then pretending he didn’t know  they were POS

[Pig Bellmont 8,692]

18 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Why leave out Florida?

[Chad 1,728]

[4th&Five 41,461]

1 hour ago, ClubWhatever said:

You forgot 4) blaming others rather than owning up to failures and 5) enabling POS staffers and then pretending he didn’t know  they were POS

players too