2021 UFC/MMA thread

[Scraps 13757]

2 in a row choked unconscious

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

2 in a row choked unconscious

Goddamnit. I’m trying to feed two kids dinner and can’t watch, yet this is relevant to my interests. Details on kind of chokes?

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

Nevermind, just saw both were RNC’s.

[TexArcher 38834]

Mark Coleman is 112 years old and he could whip my ass right now.

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[Patricio Swayze 17058]

Watching on my phone now while trying to control the household. I know a lot of fighters like half guard for ground and pound, but fuck it’s frustrating to watch them not try to pass.

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

Jesus, Lawrence’s ground game is fucking unrefined. The only way I can describe it. Not necessarily ineffective, but frustrating.

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

Haha. I think this the first time in UFC history that diarrhea was mentioned in a post fight interview.

[TexArcher 38834]

Jesus, Ulberg looks like he cut about 25-30 lbs to make 205 at 6' 4".  Dude is fucking huge.

[Hermanator 7574]

Did I miss something between that aussie chick Casey O'Neil and the mongoloid Houston crowd? They were booing her so badly I thought Mike Fiers had walked in the cage

[ss13 1832]

Here you go, @tx 3 putt. 

 

[TexArcher 38834]

Vanderaa looks frustrated and gassed after 1.  

And I can't believe I'm still watching Andrei fight in 2022.  

[ss13 1832]

http://crackstreams.biz/watch/16164

[TexArcher 38834]

Jesus, Whittaker +225 is appealing as fuck.  As I said, I don't think he'll win, but there's some value there, as the degenerates say.

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

Love it. Moicano wins by striking that set up the submission.

Edit:

Giving love to Brasil and Texas, alright, I’m all in. Parabéns cara!!!

[JohnnyRage 1617]

http://dudestream.com/2022/02/12/ufc-271-adesanya-vs-whittaker-2/

[JohnnyRage 1617]

Hell of a post fight interview by Moicano

[TexArcher 38834]

Fun fact: since Alexander Hernandez talked all that shit to Cowboy Cerrone about being old and declared himself the future champ, he's 3-4, including the ass whipping Cowboy gave him.

Bye, Felicia.

[Zeus 6762]

Leaked video of Izzy's entrance dance

[ss13 1832]

How’d those elbows taste? 

[TexArcher 38834]

Apparently ground-and-pound will go tonight until someone is dead or the towel is thrown.

[Zeus 6762]

Killa

Gorilla

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

Killa
Gorilla

Calling out Dana. Love it. Dana is a piece of human shit.

[52-80 19374]

Team gorilla

mans chiseled like a sculpture

[TexArcher 38834]

Literal LOL at coming out to Cindy Lauper.  Amazing.

[52-80 19374]

Best walkout since Somebody played Katy Perry by mistake for mike perry

[JohnnyRage 1617]

Yasssss

[ss13 1832]

Night night! 

[JohnnyRage 1617]

Woah

[JohnnyRage 1617]

I haz a sad and a chub

[TexArcher 38834]

Had a feeling Tuivasa was gonna get this one.  I feel like you could drive a bus into his head and it wouldn't matter.

[tx 3 putt 78487]

24 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Literal LOL at coming out to Cindy Lauper.  Amazing.

place went wild 

[tx 3 putt 78487]

10 minutes ago, ss13 said:

Night night! 

 
Out like a light 

[52-80 19374]

Anyone coming out to the RJJ song needs to win

[Hermanator 7574]

Rob looks a lot calmer than he did the first fight

[ztejas 44114]

Is this Conor on color?

[ss13 1832]

Bisping. Rogan had a last-minute ‘scheduling conflict‘. 

[TexArcher 38834]

Michael Bisping and Daniel Cormier.

[ztejas 44114]

Just now, ss13 said:

Bisping. Rogan had a last-minute ‘scheduling conflict‘. 

Yeah I knew Rogan was out. It sounded too intelligible to be McGregor. 

[TexArcher 38834]

English meatheads just sound a little more cultured than Irish meatheads.

[ztejas 44114]

3 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

English meatheads just sound a little more cultured than Irish meatheads.

His accent is weird though. Says his mother is Irish - wonder if that's why. 

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

No one with a brain misses Rogan. That dipshit is too spastic.

[Hermanator 7574]

1 minute ago, Patricio Swayze said:

No one with a brain misses Rogan. That dipshit is too spastic.

I hadn't even thought about his absence until it was mentioned on the broadcast. Very telling the silence from the black UFC fighters, especially the  champions, at video of Rogan calling blacks apes and such. 

[Hermanator 7574]

Poor Rob looks like a guy trying to solve a puzzle that's a few levels too advanced for him. The speed and reach he just can't maneuver around

[ztejas 44114]

2 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

Very telling the silence from the black UFC fighters, especially the  champions, at video of Rogan calling blacks apes and such. 

You mean besides the belt-holder that's currently fighting?

[JohnnyRage 1617]

You don't want it to go to the judges when you are in Texas.

[ztejas 44114]

Is Adesanya just this good or is this a weak weight class - a little of both? 

[TexArcher 38834]

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Is Adesanya just this good or is this a weak weight class - a little of both? 

Izzy may legitimately be the GOAT striker at any weight.  And I don't like the guy.

[TexArcher 38834]

I had rounds 2 and 5 for Whittaker.  48-47 Izzy.