2021 UFC/MMA thread

[Hermanator 6947]

10 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Wow, what a monumental fuckup by Valentina.

But Grasso was game the whole fight.  She was losing on points, but she was in it and she pounced when she got an opportunity.

The key was getting the respect with the left in the first. That took a lot of what Valentina wanted to do away as she became just a touch hesitant and went for takedowns way more than she usually would. She started to slow

[TexArcher 37532]

Picks for the main event?

I'm going with the underdog, Gane.  I know JBJ has never lost, but that layoff and going up in weight against such a technical striker is a lot to ask.  I think both guys can win rounds, but Gane can hurt JBJ, which will lead to an extra round his way and maybe even a TKO stoppage.

[Coach pop a bitch 5459]

3 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Picks for the main event?

I'm going with the underdog, Gane.  I know JBJ has never lost, but that layoff and going up in weight against such a technical striker is a lot to ask.  I think both guys can win rounds, but Gane can hurt JBJ, which will lead to an extra round his way and maybe even a TKO stoppage.

Too long a layoff gaining 50 lbs. Not like he was knocking people out at light heavyweight so don't know where the ko power will come from? Hoping its a great fight though. 

[BigOrange1 6422]

anyone have a stream that isn't crapping out?  streameast was working fine all night up until about 5 minutes ago.

[Hermanator 6947]

What's up with the gut? That's not what they had in mind, surely?

[JohnnyRage 1617]

3 minutes ago, BigOrange1 said:

anyone have a stream that isn't crapping out?  streameast was working fine all night up until about 5 minutes ago.

https://markkystreams.com/video/mma/

 

[Coach pop a bitch 5459]

2 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

What's up with the gut? That's not what they had in mind, surely?

It doesn't look like good weight but what the fuck do I know 

[Hermanator 6947]

It's just so weird seeing fat Jon Jones. How does he not gas if Gane can make this a fast pace

[JohnnyRage 1617]

5 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

What's up with the gut? That's not what they had in mind, surely?

Dad bod, maybe Dad strength?

[Scraps 13543]

Lulz

[Coach pop a bitch 5459]

Wow dominated 

[JohnnyRage 1617]

Hey, at least he kicked him square in the nuts.

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

Can’t stand him, but was a good clean finish.

[TexArcher 37532]

1 minute ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Can’t stand him, but was a good clean finish.

Yeah, I'm no fan of JBJ, but that was impressive.

[Hermanator 6947]

9 minutes ago, JohnnyRage said:

Dad bod, maybe Dad strength?

Apparently so. Never got to see what could happen as he wrestled him down and dominated in 2 min. 

[Jatrain 288]

His fiancé put up a bigger fight than Gane. 

[Hermanator 6947]

I see Jon is a Jimmy Soul fan. 

Can't hate on it

[Hook1997 5291]

Does Jones make it to July without getting arrested or popping on a drug test?   I’d say it’s 50/50.  

[Dennis Taylor 18708]

Wwll thanks for coming.  

Hopefully he doesn't fuck this up somehow 

[JohnnyRage 1617]

1 minute ago, Hook1997 said:

Does Jones make it to July without getting arrested or popping on a drug test?   I’d say it’s 50/50.  

It don't make a fuck.

[BigOrange1 6422]

3 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

Does Jones make it to July without getting arrested or popping on a drug test?   I’d say it’s 50/50.  

lol i was thinking the same thing.  50/50 feels optimistic imo.

[Hook1997 5291]

14 minutes ago, JohnnyRage said:

It don't make a fuck.

It matters because the next fight won’t happen..  When was the last time he made it to his next scheduled fight after one?   Five arrests in the last ten years, five failed drug tests, has to be betting options on this in Vegas lol. 

Edited March 5, 2023 by Hook1997

[JohnnyRage 1617]

He's in the UFC Hall Of Fame, undefeated*, and the undisputed GOAT.

People who suffer from mental health issues and self-medicate most likely are going to do what they are going to do. And he'll probably get another chance, and if he doesn't, refer back to the above. It doesn't change a thing.

[JohnnyRage 1617]

Don't forget to clean your cookies, or toss them. Goodnight gentlemen.

[FartingMonk 3606]

Fat Jon Jones is like Fat Thor.  Can still kick your ass

[TexArcher 37532]

9 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Hopefully he doesn't fuck this up somehow 

Kinda like looking at Bob Stoops at a dick buffet and hoping he doesn't overdo it.

They can't help themselves.

 

Edited March 5, 2023 by TexArcher

[FartingMonk 3606]

I don't know.  It looks like Jon Jones has found peace with himself.  This might not age well but I hope he keeps it up.  

[Scraps 13543]

I don't know.  It looks like Jon Jones has found peace with himself.  This might not age well but I hope he keeps it up.  

Don't fall for it. He is fake as hell and a piece of shit.

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

But Jesus is his trainer now.

[52-80 19098]

this sentiment, but for jon jones and his fighting skills

 

 

 

[52-80 19098]

1 hour ago, Scraps said:

1 hour ago, FartingMonk said:

I don't know.  It looks like Jon Jones has found peace with himself.  This might not age well but I hope he keeps it up.  

Don't fall for it. He is fake as hell and a piece of shit.

surely, this 17th time, he's a reformed man.

reminds me of maurice clarett in terms of habitual fucker-upper

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

Terrible human being, but probably the best fighter to ever step foot in the octagon 

[BERT 4351]

Maybe Jon winning, if he gets by Stipe, will get Francis back in the UFC. Probably not but that's the fight we need to see.

[smokebomb 357]

Looks interesting: 

 

[JohnnyRage 1617]

 

[JohnnyRage 1617]

12 hours ago, smokebomb said:

Looks interesting:

 

Looks like Snatch

[TexArcher 37532]

On 3/5/2023 at 10:18 AM, Patricio Swayze said:

But Jesus is his trainer now.

Yeah, but that Philippians tat has been there the whole time, lol.

[JohnnyRage 1617]

@Patricio Swayze

 

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

Jesus...that was a NASTY injury on Bellator just now.  Anyone see it?

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

Johnny, thanks for the link.  I need to finish it, but I watched some already.  Yeah, pretty much confirms what I figured was going on at the higher levels of the sport.  Its whatever to me I guess.  I dislike how sport oriented BJJ has become.

[JohnnyRage 1617]

Combining the two videos above,  it was more about The 'B' team being on a long form podcast. I know very little about competition BJJ. I didn't even know/remember that Ryan Gordan had a little brother. I don't really know how to feel about the PED's.

Slightly staying on that topic of PED's, Chael Sonnen apparently made Fox News headlines about what he inferred about Lebron James and Tiger Woods on the Andrew Schultz podcast.

 

[52-80 19098]

17 hours ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Johnny, thanks for the link.  I need to finish it, but I watched some already.  Yeah, pretty much confirms what I figured was going on at the higher levels of the sport.  Its whatever to me I guess.  I dislike how sport oriented BJJ has become.

The best thing about BJJ is laura sanko's channel.

 

[Scraps 13543]

This Power Slap shit is beyond retarded

[JohnnyRage 1617]

Caught the replay, but the Nikita Krylov vs Ryan Spann one round fight was off the charts.

[KeysPhoneWallet 807]

The best thing about BJJ is laura sanko's channel.
 

I think I could get a hard on in that bicep slicer or whatever it’s called

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

I have trained with a few very attractive women over the years. You keep it all business. But yeah…it didn’t look like a disadvantageous position.

Slicers are extremely painful. I think calf might be worse than bicep.

[Scraps 13543]

Im no Usman fan but I think he is going to skullfuck Edwards.

I mean he did it last fight and fucked up one time and it cost him

[JohnnyRage 1617]

4 PM main event today. I'll be working, but hopefully in time for Bball.

[BigOrange1 6422]

5 hours ago, JohnnyRage said:

4 PM main event today. I'll be working, but hopefully in time for Bball.

main card starts at 4.  main event will probably start right around the same time as tip off of the bball game.

[Bill Brasky 1439]

that Patterson guy looks like IG-88, but he sure didn't fight like IG-88