Von Miller under investigation

[South Austin 52144]

Haven't seen this anywhere.  Report is light on details

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Denver Broncos linebacker Von Miller is the subject of a police investigation in Parker, Colorado.

Police in the southeast suburb of Denver confirmed Friday that Miller is under investigation, saying that "if the investigation determines a crime has occurred charges will be submitted to the DA's office for their review."

"We are aware of an investigation involving Von Miller and are in the process of gathering more information," the Broncos said in a statement.

Miller did not respond to requests for comment.

A decision on whether charges are to be filed by police is not expected for a few weeks, a source told ESPN's Adam Schefter.

 

ESPN Link

[UDontKnow 10439]

An Aggie aggy does not lie, cheat or steal or tolerate those who do.

[HenryJames 65890]

 

[South Austin 52144]

3 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

I think those tits might be fake.

[texifornia 56518]

8 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

But they both look like such calm and stable personalities.

[Doc Reeves 6434]

Crazy bitches be the downfall of many a person

[GTNY 280]

10 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

 

I think this is all recruits should need to see if they are debating between Austin and College station talent

[Bigbend1812 12887]

I bet she fucks.

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

12 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

I learned that his nickname is Vonnie.

[SDG 3319]

He broke the number 1 rule and got caught. Never, under any circumstance, propose to a girl you meet at a strip club...

 

(pure assumption on my part).  

Edited January 16, 2021 by SDG

[immamac 42518]

I don't understand why these millionaires are fucking with hos that look like they turn tricks on east lancaster in dallas. 

[deadshank 24651]

Just now, immamac said:

I don't understand why these millionaires are fucking with hos that look like they turn tricks on east lancaster in dallas. 

East Lancaster, huh?  

[South Austin 52144]

5 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

I bet she fucks up his life.

fixed

[conVINCEd 21468]

1 minute ago, immamac said:

I don't understand why these millionaires are fucking with hos that look like they turn tricks on east lancaster in dallas. 

Harry Hines would be the go-to street for hookers.  Congrats for mixing it up a bit.

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

What’s the big deal?  Prayer has been the birth control of choice of christians for millennia. 

[THUJONE 4550]

4 minutes ago, immamac said:

I don't understand why these millionaires are fucking with hos that look like they turn tricks on east lancaster in dallas. 

Don't you talk about East Lancaster like that.

[ztejas 43264]

Authorities responded to reports of missing barnyard animals in the area. 

[SDG 3319]

3 minutes ago, South Austin said:

fixed

Well that's what you attorneys are supposed to prevent.  

If you can't fix that you're just assholes.  

[texifornia 56518]

10 minutes ago, immamac said:

I don't understand why these millionaires are fucking with hos that look like they turn tricks on east lancaster in dallas. 

As someone with a weaknees for trashy tattoos... shit happens.

[South Austin 52144]

5 minutes ago, SDG said:

Well that's what you attorneys are supposed to prevent.  

If you can't fix that you're just assholes.  

Not even the best Juliard-trained lawyer can defeat pussy.

[Not a cat 5619]

Used to live in Parker, so this hits close to home.  Don't remember any strip clubs but it was a while ago.

[VirginiaLonghorn 4750]

All these years ... no idea Miller’s a ginger. 

[UDontKnow 10439]

4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

As someone with a weaknees for trashy tattoos... shit happens.

Yeah but do you wife the trashy tat ones?

[texifornia 56518]

1 minute ago, UDontKnow said:

Yeah but do you wife the trashy tat ones?

God no. Immamac was just talking about "fucking with" them.

Edited January 16, 2021 by texifornia

[Fuck Tim Beck 3806]

That nappy ass ho looks like blake griffin with fake tits 

[UDontKnow 10439]

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

God no. Immamac was just talking about "fucking with" them.

Nothing wrong with taking her out for a test drive, but Vonnie boy tried to put a ring on it.

[SDG 3319]

14 minutes ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

That nappy ass ho looks like blake griffin with fake tits 

I can't be the only Surly who would smash (not wife) can I?  

Edited January 16, 2021 by SDG
drinking.

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

HeDidn'tMarryAStripper

[Serak The Preparer 3424]

39 minutes ago, deadshank said:

East Lancaster, huh?  

[Dennis Taylor 18706]

45 minutes ago, SDG said:

He broke the number 1 rule and got caught. Never, under any circumstance, propose to a girl you meet at a strip club...

 

(pure assumption on my part).  

In other words.... @NeverMarryAStripper

[dcar00 14035]

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

 

Vonnie looks about 48.

[TwiceHorn 31272]

1 hour ago, deadshank said:

East Lancaster, huh?  

There is a Lancaster in Dallas, in Oak Cliff, but it runs north-south. 

East Lancaster is in FW and ends in Arlington.  There are probably hookers on it.

Edited January 16, 2021 by TwiceHorn

[NTVTXN 1432]

1 hour ago, immamac said:

I don't understand why these millionaires are fucking with hos that look like they turn tricks on east lancaster in dallas. 

You can take the dawg outta the hood...

[ABSR 5289]

1 hour ago, UDontKnow said:

Nothing wrong with taking her out for a test drive, but Vonnie boy tried to put a ring on it.

If he had out a condom on it he would have avoided this entire situation.

[NTVTXN 1432]

3 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

There is a Lancaster in Dallas, in Oak Cliff, but it runs north-south. 

East Lancaster is in FW and ends in Arlington.  There are probably hookers on it.

Yup.  We’d go down there to buy our beer in HS. All.Day.Long.

[ChiTownDoc 21101]

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

I think those tits might be fake.

 

[SDG 3319]

1 hour ago, SDG said:

I can't be the only Surly who would smash (not wife) can I?  

@Zepol87 and @Vic Mackey don't leave me hanging here..

[SHOOTER12 8789]

Just stopped in to say fuck Von Miller, that is all...

[thunderlounge 7757]

1 hour ago, Bigbend1812 said:

I bet she fucks.

water’s wet, the sky is blue. 

[ImissWallyPryor 9045]

I guess men CAN get pregnant after all. 

[NTVTXN 1432]

1 hour ago, SDG said:

I can't be the only Surly who would smash (not wife) can I?  

[horn4life 3755]

Rule 1 - Never stick your dick into anything you don't want to maybe have a baby with.

Rule 2 - Condoms, Condoms, Condoms

 

I never understood the attraction to fucking titty dancers/sluts/whores.  All I can ever think about is the endless train of dicks that have been in that box.  My specialty was more good girl gone bad.  

[Steel Shank 9414]

I bet ol' Von is wishing some other playa was laying the pipe that night.

[HornsOverIthaca 2333]

Horrible hair styles all around.

[Stunns38 3357]

Lol @ condoms. These bitches use turkey basters. Jackpot when they get knocked up....until the athlete, musician,entertainer goes broke.

[SDG 3319]

23 minutes ago, horn4life said:

Rule 1 - Never stick your dick into anything you don't want to maybe have a baby with.

Rule 2 - Condoms, Condoms, Condoms

 

I never understood the attraction to fucking titty dancers/sluts/whores.  All I can ever think about is the endless train of dicks that have been in that box.  My specialty was more good girl gone bad.  

I disagree here. I've stuck my dick into a lot of women I don't want to have a kid with.  The rest of what you said is on point.   

[Duane Moore 5236]

1 hour ago, ChiTownDoc said:

 

Glad I’m not sick

[Mileslong 4714]

That nappy ass ho looks like blake griffin with fake tits 

Sometimes I think you see what you want to see...

[Guadaloopy 10921]

3 hours ago, ztejas said:

Authorities responded to reports of missing barnyard animals in the area. 

Yeah...  my first thought was that it had something to do with chickens.  

[Funk Doctor Spock 11923]

3 hours ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

I learned that his nickname is Vonnie.

She's, uh, not attractive. She looks like she attends gang bang meetings on Tues and Thurs and smokes crack before breakfast. Nice tits, tho.