2021 Drunk Thread

[Nolacycling 893]

My daughter is pregnant and so I  thought if she's going sober, than I will too. For the pregnancy. Kept it to myself. 

What a crock of shit! I thought I'd lose weight. I couldn't get enough of ice cream and cookies. I'd have more time to get things done. I watched more TV. I quit socializing because my friends drink. The funniest comment was "yeah, bet you thought you were going to get a hobby or something."

Anyway, I'm back at it. My pool game is a little rusty but there's only one way to get to Carnegie Hall.

[Hate 20108]

Hell, yes.  What more of a reason to drink than "my daughter is pregnant"?  That will absolutely drive a man to drink.,  Full disclosure, I only have one kid and he's a boy. 

[Longhornstampede 3182]

It's 324am and just woke up on the couch from a bourbon induced nap. Last time I remember seeing was 142am. Wife was nice enough to cover me with a blanket before going off to bed. I guess it's time for one more

[Hate 20108]

Where in the hell are all of the Surly drunks tonight?

[Longhornstampede 3182]

I just checked in to a hotel room near my friends house because too many people were already crashing out there. I'm kinda fuxxed up

[Hate 20108]

Where are all the Surly drunks tonight?

[Hate 20108]

@PhillyD I think the answer to your question is to either drink faster or smoke more weed while you are drinking. 

[PhillyD 1257]

faster drinking has commenced.

[DalTxHornFan 3101]

Getting my bourbon on in downtown Dallas tonight/this morning.

[Hate 20108]

I'm doing both to test my hypothesis. I think that since autocorrect didn't have to correct my spelling of hypothesis I'm not quite drunk enough.

[Longhornstampede 3182]

New floors installed, all appliances and furniture back in place (at least where the wife approves)....I told her it's quitting time and time to start abusing my liver...I'm now 3 glasses of Balcones bourbon past the end of the runway and off into the wild blue yonder of flying my couch for the evening

[Longhornstampede 3182]

I should get in the shower before I'm too drunk to GAF

[Hate 20108]

I get to sleep until 7:00 tomorrow so I just might knock a few more back tonight. 

[Longhornstampede 3182]

I'm still up and at it....gotta be up at 6

[Hate 20108]

Alright, where in the hell are all the drunks tonight?

[DaysOff 7951]

Hi34

[Gatorubet 30239]

Alright, where in the hell are all the drunks tonight?

[Buzzrock 14920]

Gonna be a drinking day. Might as well start early.

[Buzzrock 14920]

14 hours later...drunj

[Hate 20108]

Day drinking will most certainly get you fucked up.  I'm slow but steady tonight. 

[Hate 20108]

I haven't had a drink all week until tonight.  Tomorrow I leave my house to go bury my Grandpa.  He passed away on Christmas Eve last year at 100 years old.  It will be fun to hang out with my family as we will just party all weekend.  We will make up with mimosas and be drunk around the fire late into the night while celebrating the man that started this all.  It's bittersweet as I love my family.  But I also loved my Grandpa.  I miss him every single day. 

Oh well.  I'll have one more drink for Grandpa. 

[Hefeweizen 5324]

Checking in here.  Grilling burgers with a drink on is playing with fire haha but I’m up for it.  Drunk posting is fun too.

[Txslnghrns 1353]

And would you looky here. I’m prolly gonna finish the whole damned bottle.

[DalTxHornFan 3101]

16 minutes ago, Txslnghrns said:

And would you looky here. I’m prolly gonna finish the whole damned bottle.

That's the way tequila go.

 

[Txslnghrns 1353]

Unwanted and unnecessary update:

[LABEVO 928]

wooooooooooo. working US hours while in europe. my drinking game is fuuuuuucked

[Longhornstampede 3182]

I'm still up here at home in Texas....and drunk!

Edited May 17, 2021 by Longhornstampede
because it's 3fucking AM

[Buzzrock 14920]

All you can drink wine on a Sunday night is a terrible idea.

[Longhornstampede 3182]

It has begun. Started off with 2 gin and tonics and then a 6 of Lakewood Lager after work. Just polished off Numero 6. Trying to decide if I crack the 6 of Shiner or say fuck it and finish the bottle of bourbon I started last week...

[Hate 20108]

[tfoolry 8215]

Left, right or all of the above?

 

 

[tfoolry 8215]

 

 

[Longhornstampede 3182]

45 minutes ago, Hate said:

Oh it will be....decided on the beer first tho....might save me some of the bourbon....I do have to go in to work for 4 hours tomorrow....whenever I feel like it

[Hate 20108]

Left, right or all of the above?

 
 

Left...Woodford. That’s where I’ll be shortly.

[Buzzrock 14920]

tfoolry getting after it. I like it.

I started 5.5 hrs ago, hitting my stride. Also checked into the High thread.

[LABEVO 928]

Wine in Eastern Europe is shit. Need to keep to Russian vodka 

[Hook1997 5355]

41 minutes ago, LABEVO said:

Wine in Eastern Europe is shit. Need to keep to Russian vodka 

Needs pic of Eastern European women?

[tfoolry 8215]

12 hours ago, Hook1997 said:

Needs pic of Eastern European women?

 

[Hate 20108]

I don’t know about your particular corner of Texas, but mine is having a spectacular late spring night. It’s perfect for having a few bourbons on the porch.

[Hate 20108]

Where are all the drunks this weekend.  I can't be the only one up late drinking on a 3-day weekend.

[PhillyD 1257]

Checking in.  A nice buzz while hoping Fred updates that credit card fraud thread.

[Hate 20108]

I'm the last one up in my house.  I'm still drinking a little bourbon and taking the occasional one hit while listening to the greatest band in the history of the world!

[Txslnghrns 1353]

Nothing new. I’m fukd up. It’s beautiful Gus.

[Longhornstampede 3182]

I was so drunk I couldn't find this thread last night. So here I am now. Vodka in hand

[Buzzrock 14920]

Way too much crap north Georgia wine last night. The tasting rooms are nice, the views are beautiful, but sadly the wine is still garbage.

[Hook1997 5355]

4 hours ago, Buzzrock said:

Way too much crap north Georgia wine last night. The tasting rooms are nice, the views are beautiful, but sadly the wine is still garbage.

This is what’s it’s like going to the Fredericksburg, TX wineries after you have been to Napa. 

[Horn Draoi 255]

2 hours ago, Hook1997 said:

This is what’s it’s like going to the Fredericksburg, TX wineries after you have been to Napa. 

Strikes me as a little harsh.  I’ve drunk more than my share of wines in Napa, Sonoma, and eastern Washington, and lots of ‘em are great.  For Fredericksburg, avoid the sweet at all cost and go for Heath (sparklers), Grape Creek, Pedernales, or Brennan Super Nero (Texas Wine Collective/Nero D’Avolo).  The wineries working with happy Texas grapes, like Tempranillo and Nero are catching on...........

[Longhornstampede 3182]

Bought a new polesaw this morning. Started trimming and pruning the oaks in the front yard. Got hot and sweaty as shit. Will finish later this week. And now the consumption of bourbon begins

[Hate 20108]

Who is up on a Friday night getting drunk??

[Longhornstampede 3182]

I e been up since this morning getting drunk!