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Yeah, I was going to have to get pissed off drunk until the bottom of the 9th happened.  Now I get to get happy drunk!

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Well yeah, but you're in Hawaii right now, right?  You got like 9 hours man.  

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13 minutes ago, That Guy said:

Hello drunk thread. I really didn’t mean to be here, but here I am. Supposed to be up at 415. Not sure how that’s going to work :/

I ain't gonna lie...it's going to suck.  I did it a couple of times this week.  Once at 3:00 AM for back to back meetings until 4, and the other at 4:30.  But you aren't going to be a pussy.  You're going to fight through that shit and kick its ass.

 

Note: I'm off tomorrow.

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Yes, so Dad gets to get day drunk, watch the US Open, and then watch the Longhorns in the CWS without being fucking bothered!

 

Narrator:  He was still bothered...all...day...long.

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Who's getting drunk on a Saturday night?  I don't want to be the only hungover father at brunch tomorrow. 

I can’t deny nor confirm my participation. Honestly, I don’t like alcohol. But given our state and federal view on a healthier option, it’s all I have while looking for work.
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I can’t deny nor confirm my participation. Honestly, I don’t like alcohol. But given our state and federal view on a healthier option, it’s all I have while looking for work.


I can’t deny nor confirm my participation. Honestly, I don’t like alcohol.


This is a safe space.

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6 hours ago, Txslnghrns said:

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This reminds me of the woman in front of me in line at the liquor store who walked in and was asking where the Elijah Wood  whiskey was located... The look on the cashier's face stifling her laughter was amusing.

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My sister and BIL came through town last night on their way to a 4th of July family reunion, so we stayed up late getting drunk.  My wife and I can't make it to the reunion, but my sister took our son to the reunion with them, so we are empty nesters for the weekend. My liver may not survive the next two weeks because we leave for Maine next week for a wedding.  I will be shit faced drunk pretty much every day between now and the middle of July.  Oh well, someone has to do it and it may as well be me.

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Hello mofos!! Been way too long. Made some project deadlines today and I am not checking emails at until Tuesday. Took 2 30mg hash caps and got a bottle of makers. Prepare for my ramblings and fucked up spelling. Enjoy the weekend everyone.

Speaking of wedding my brother is getting married next weekend. Family drama about invites and why isn't this weird ass step brother in the wedding fights have started. Good times and I'm in charge of alcohol. Look for us on Worldstar next weekend 

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Hell Yes!.  This thread is off to a great fucking holiday weekend start! GO do something stupid and report back, Zepol!

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19 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

I got my folks tipsy off caipirinhas. It was amusing.

Yeah, it's amusing until they they basically turn into toddlers and you have to help them navigate.  I hope they were someplace they could just pass out. 

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I'm shitfaced hammered. I ate some hardcore Cuban pussy for a few hours then went to bar and saw my neighbor there and she's totally down to fuck. Also she's married. Plus I'm so hammered.

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I went to Applebee's and had 3 pints of PBR and 3 shots of Jameson and paid $24 after an $8 tip. I'm pretty sure their job is to get you as fucked up as possible while taking as many drinks off your tab as they can without getting fired. I was also the only white person in there the entire time after a white couple left 20 mins after I arrived and there were between 25-40 people there the entire time including staff. 

It was great. God bless America. 

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1 hour ago, Uncle Boobs said:

I'm shitfaced hammered.

 

1 hour ago, Uncle Boobs said:

she's totally down to fuck.

I'm a fan of your work but this might be a reach. 

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On 7/6/2021 at 9:00 PM, Sbbruin said:

I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I will say it may be inevitable. But I will enjoy the slow slide.
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Deal-A-Meal program?

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Had a tequila happy hour and then went out for Thai with neighbors last night and wrapped up drinking bourbon in my basement. Rallied for a three hour drinking lunch today. Now sitting with a large marg watching Arsenal lose.

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